the footnote March Madness!!!

Anti-Thoughts - Dustin Grovemiller
Far from being another biopic about a troubled rock star, here's the story of Dustin's encounters with "Rock Band."

Letters from Heck - Laszlo Xalieri
A biology lesson from Heck -- how are we like snails inside our own houses? Is a house more important than a hand? We can't answer this, but thankfully Laszlo can.

Pure Lard - D.J. Kirkbride
D.J. explores what it means to be "a pussy." This isn't necessarily from personal experience... Okay, yes it is.

Reality Is What You Make It - John Belden
John reinforces the idea that "words mean things" -- which is great because now we've sort of got this three-part tie-in with Laszlo's ideas on biology and D.J.'s alleged propensity for being labeled a pussy. Read the other two first, then cap it off with a dose of Beldar's magnificent brain.

Sight Gags for Radio - Adam P. Knave
Adam is always working, well beyond the physical action of typing strings of letters together into cohesive thoughts.

Tales of the Workin' Girl - Krystal Thompson
Krystal, on the other hand, is never working -- at least that's what we suspect after reading her answers to the following fifty questions.

The Truth of the Matter  - Ryan Dilbert
Ryan tries to endure a stint as a cat sitter.

Remotely Controlled
Jennifer and D.J. go on a television franchise bender.

Spoiler Warning
Dustin takes a look at Dragonlance: Dragons of Autumn Twilight

You Decide!
Oh -- a wise guy, eh?