Oh, hello, Feb update of "the footnote"...

Aw yeeeeaaaahhh... it's about that time. Yes, the first of the month is here, and with that, beautiful readers, comes a new update of the footnote...

AWCOMIX - Anthony Woodward
The saga of adjusting to living in the mythical land of "Canada" continues. We hope to get Anthony's comics a sponsorship by Tim Horton's soon.

Gently With a Chainsaw - Leigh Sholler
Leigh gets philosophical about slippers.

Letters from Heck - Laszlo Xalieri
Whilst out walking the pugs, Laszlo comes across a note that really strikes him -- unlike what struck the note's author.

Pure Lard - D.J. Kirkbride
For the third time in four years, D.J. finds himself apartment hunting in Los Angeles.

Reality Is What You Make It - John Belden
An examination of the church's influence on culture and science throughout the years. Oh, and John -- there are some guys here in hooded robes that want to have a word with you.

Sight Gags for Radio - Adam P. Knave
Adam's about to be published again, small press style -- so when you're in his position, what all needs to happen?

Tales of the Workin' Girl - Krystal Thompson
Krystal finds herself fighting apathy, not just at the office but also on the home front.

The Truth of the Matter - Ryan Dilbert
Company's coming for the big game -- but when Ryan learns who's coming as a guest, he has a typical royal misunderstanding.

Cinema Eaters
Robyn delights in the spectacle of Lindsay Lohan essentially playing herself onscreen.

Hooray for Comics!
Adam takes a quick look at some of the current stories on the stands and decides that... well, you'll see.

You Decide!
Which Bea Arthur phases you the most?