Anti-Thoughts - Dustin Grovemiller
Behold, the inner workings and explanations of why it's hard to maintain a line of communication with this column's author.

Gently With A Chainsaw - Leigh Sholler
The most exellent tales of Leigh's summer vacation, which managed to include volcanoes, an earthquake, aaaaaaand... oh, a hurricane.

The New American Guide to Guerilla Self-Publishing  - Trevor Whitecliff
Trevor is back from a months-long exile of spiritual examination and hot rock massages, and here's his new column. Welcome to a new world of Reality Essays.

On the Lam  - Bethany Leigh Shady
Always on the run, Bethany must sneak her way back to Milwaukee to see her ailing grandmother.

Pure Lard - D.J. Kirkbride with an Illustration by Jason Erickesen
D.J. talks about what kind of robot he'd like to be, which is painfully close to copyright infringement on the ideas of one of this site's other writers.

Sight Gags for Radio - Adam P. Knave
An explanation of the concept of "collected work," using tasty analogies about baking.

Tales of the Workin' Girl - Krystal Thompson
Krystal has some important lessons to teach on the art of not being at your desk. Or even in the office, for that matter.

The Truth of the Matter - Ryan Dilbert
Ryan is being stalked by aliens in this story that may contain a kernel of truth.

Burn, Baby, Burn
Dustin Grovemiller interviews singer/songwriter Juliana Finch

Beyond Book Club - Adam P. Knave
Hemingway and Rand go all Suess on your ass.

Cinema Eaters
In a move coincidentally timed to match "Scary Spice" appearing on Dancing with the Stars, Adam reviews Spice World.

Spoiler Warning - Ryan Dilbert
That guy's a maniac! No, that guy's a cop! Wait --it's just Maniac Cop.