D.J. (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} djkirkbride) wrote in ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} coffeefilter,@ 2007-09-02 11:08:00 |
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Anti-Thoughts
It's a hard knock life -- well, it feels that way when you're stumbling around in the wee small hours of the morning, trying at all costs to avoid crossing paths with your significant other.
Keep Out of Direct Sunlight
Shannon's need of new clothing takes her out to the outlet mall. Pray tell, what fierce creatures will she observe in this foreign land?
Letters from Heck
Always wanting to be of help, Laszlo gives you a handful of tips to prevent assholes from bothering you.
Pure Lard
What are you gonna do when you just desire to do some good in this world of ours, but your help goes unwanted? Sometimes, the universe is just telling you to eat it.
Reality Is What You Make It
John takes a look at the potential realities if a "North American Union" were to come about. Tacos and hockey living together -- mass hysteria!
Sight Gags for Radio
Adam is either overwhelmed, easily distracted, fascinated with David Hasslehoff, or possibly he's just playing possum.
Tales of the Workin' Girl
Krystal's handy guide for getting through those awful corporate meetings.
The Truth of the Matter
Ryan takes a trip to Japan, and -- okay, if he manages to provoke an international incident with this piece, please don't send us angry letters.
Cinema Eaters
To close out September, Robyn takes a shocking look at the 1971 Ed Wood film Necromania.
