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Dear Fellow Lovers Of The Cock,

As might be obvious, this comm is on a bit of a hiatus. rosencrantz is far from her computer, slowly trekking her way across the terrible wilds of Pennsylvania (to my house!), and will be pretty completely unavailable for the next few weeks. katmillia and first_seventhe have been enjoying a series of conventions, vacations, and weekends away from home or with family. It's a busy time for us, and uh that's kind of just the way it is.

However! This note is just to mention that we have no intention of abandoning the community (well, at least, I don't). katmillia and I will be back in action after our cruise (!!!!!!!!!!!), the weekend of 04-08 September -- so expect an assignment post around 15 September. I don't know when rosencrantz will actually return but as she is the most reliable member of this community I'm not really worried about her, haha.

If anyone wants to be in charge of interim assignments, let me know and we could work something out. Otherwise, anything you draw can be submitted here for one super huge Exhibition Post once we come back and start up the comm once again!

Keep drawing, guys, and we'll see you in mid September with more awesome assignments and cock jokes.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say there is no assignment for week 32. This is because 2/3 of our mods will be gone for four days this week, along with a good portion of our drawing members. SORRY, BUT OTAKON IS HERE! (plz read: by Otakon, we mean copious amounts of alcohol)  Since I am here a grand total of two (2) more days this week, and clearly will NOT be spending those days doing anything other than freaking out/sewing/packing/and dropping my puppy off with my parents, this can be another make-up week! I know! How utterly lame! Lame-tastic! Lamesauce!

So, here is another make-up week, so get those fingers busy and hope your mods don't blow too many brain cells by shotgunning booze this weekend in the company of ridiculously awesome cosplaying friends. Shenanigans! Perhaps more cracky crossover pairings will result from this like last time! (Reno/Rydia FTW!)

Also possible: draw your friendly mod katmillia a birthday present! Yay! She is turning 24 on Sunday! Boo!  She likes cock, hilarity, hot men, hot women, boobies, and cock!

Okay, but seriously, sorry for the lack of participation from your mods as of recently; it's a helluva busy month for ALL of us. :)

And here we go!

First, we have Ultimecia by cumuluscastle
and also Ultimecia by me (rosencrantz

And Zack pulls in last, getting very little love because of a distinct lack of boobies:

Zack on vacation by cumuluscastle

Good work this week! If anyone wants to submit late Ultimecia-eating-Zack bonus artwork, you get brownie points from me. ;-)

I believe next week up is katmillia, so look out for it!

OH HAI GUYS I AM NOT MIA

Sorta... anyway, here's your assignments for the week :)

MALE, IF YOU STRETCH IT!

Zack from FF7: Doing the splits Looking emo Dead and concept art

FEMALE, MOST OF THE TIME

Ultimecia from FF8: Looking hot Applying her makeup concept art and If you want a challenge, draw her like this


Happy boobies drawing!

*if we really want a gender bending week, someone has to assign Cloud and Adel in the same breath.

Well, we only have one piece this week, guys. Sorry - I've been pretty busy, but I'm planning on getting back into the swing of things soon!

cumuluscastle: Reno, Rude, and Elena

I think rosencrantz is up next, although I know she's been busy lately. :) (Haven't we all.)

And here's this week's assignment:

Female: Yuna, FFX || cg image || X2 Yuna (butt shot) || pretty dancing Yuna ||
Male: Rude, FFVII || with Reno in AC || another AC shot ||

We are actually running out of characters, guys. Haha. I had to check the tags!

Due Sunday! Happy cocking.

Well, Week 29 was a free-for-all week, but you cocks still deserve some recognition! So, here you go:

nikpt_o: Vivi
cumuluscastle:
Vivi
Beatrix
safety_caesars: FFIV/VI Crossover - Edgar, Edge, Rydia, Relm

Hooray! Sorry it's a day late, I guess I am the slacker mod this week. Haha. Assignment coming out in a moment!

Okay, boys and girls, lover of cock jokes! This week we have only 2/3 of our mods that aren't on vacation (let's all hate Sev) and I thought since we haven't had a non-character specific week in awhile, maybe it's about time to do just that. So this week is a Make-up Week- do a picture of one of the characters that you missed/forgot to do earlier!

This should be a fairly low-stress week, since everyone has been so busy (I have a reunion this weekend. ick) and you can comment to this post with your "make-up" assignments so we can see how much you accomplished. xD

Next week it will be back to your regularly scheduled cock assignments!

So, this week we had Maria and Vivi. Vivi, unfortunately, got no love (just like in the game!) - I might do a consolation picture of the poor little black mage later on, when I have a bit of time.

But in the meantime, booty was rockin' the house!

Maria by katmillia
Maria by ovo_lexa

Excellent work, guys! Beautiful pictures of Maria!

Next week is katmillia, so stay tuned!

Excellent participation last week! I promise to get around to looking at and commenting on everyone's submissions for this week AND last week as soon as I have a little more time. ;___; However in the spirit of not having all that much time at this particular moment, I'll get right down to the assignment for this week:

MALE: Vivi, FF9: CG render, KH costume, cute fanart

FEMALE: Maria, FF2: Booty call, Amano portrait, and her in-game portrait

Have at it! :)

Holy cow, guys, another awesome week! ♥ Porom got the most love (from us as well as her brother), but Edgar had a pretty decent showing as well.

Porom, FFIV
   rosencrantz: Porom (G)
   first_seventhe: Porom (G)
   irish_ais: Porom (MS PAINT BONUS POINTS APPLIED!) (G)
   safety_caesars: Palom and Porom (art is PG, potential twincest-y interpretations are not!)
   katmillia: Twins (G)

Edgar, FFVI
   safety_caesars: Figaro Twins (G)
   katmillia: The Emperor (G)

We all get a big round of cock applause for this week!

Next assignment is rosencrantz, I believe, and should be up soon!

This assignment should come as no surprise to anyone. Because I'm totally obsessed with this 'The After' artwork. DAMN YOU, SQUEENIX.

Female: Porom, FFIV - Menu portrait || FFIV DS picture of the twins || They're just too cute || The After outfit || The After new artwork OMG

And just to balance out my squee I'll give you
Male: Edgar, FFVI - Amano art || Portrait || Sprites

So it's an old-school week! Whee? IT'S OLD-SCHOOL TWIN (OR BROTHER-SISTER) WEEK. BONUS POINTS IF YOU INCORPORATE PALOM OR SABIN!

EDIT OR I COULD POST THIS IN MY OWN LJ INSTEAD, HAHA

Good turn out this week, guys. Sorry I suck. Here's the wrap-up.

Basch
rosencrantz - Potholder [with original link and super sekrit PG link]
rosencrantz - Portrait of Basch

Lulu
rosencrantz - Lulu
safety_caesars - Lulu
first_seventhe - Lulu
irish_ais - Lulu

Boobs won over potholders this week. Next week is first_seventhe's week to choose characters.

Cause I'm a BAD MOD and pimping for Phoenix Down Monthly: the new online literary magazine for good FF fic and art!  And since we really want to get some FABULOUS artwork, I thought I would call up for some peeps here!  All information and how-to guides can be found over at the LJ community phoenixmonthly. And remember– if you submit fic or art your chances go up GREATLY to be accepted if it's not FFVII (only cause that seems to be the bulk of what we are receiving)!!

Okay. Mod hat off! Here are your characters for this week, late, but hey, my entire town is halfway underwater due to a 500 year freaking flood, so give me a break, okay? :)

Male
Basch- FFXII [yay Basch!]

Female
Lulu- FFX [aka Booby McBoobster | or woman-who-wants-to-be-squall-with-belts]

Obviously, my mojo is not as strong as Sev's mojo. Still, we do have some submissions for this week:

first_seventhe: Auron
rosencrantz: Red Auron

and also

ovo_lexa: Freya
rosencrantz: Freya

Next up is katmillia's week!

Edit: See also safety_caesars' Tellah Entry for last week!*

*first_seventhe, I can't edit your post to stick it in so I think you have to update it yourself...)

Waa, it's me is it?! Well I'll keep this short and simple then:

FF9: Freya - full render, Amano, end game, splash screen
FFX: Auron - FFX, full render, kicking ass, looking 20 years younger in KH, an Auron lookalike EDIT: Another Auron lookalike!

Have at it!

OKAY THIS WAS THE MOST AWESOMEST WEEK EVER! FOR REAL!!

Female (Aeris, FFVII)
   Aeris - rosencrantz
   Almost Ready - first_seventhe
   Aerith - safety_caesars
   The World - katmillia

Male (Tellah, FFIV)
   The Magician - katmillia
   Tellah - rosencrantz
   Tellah - first_seventhe
   Tellah - ovo_lexa

Bonus!
safety_caesars: Chaperone (Tellah, Edward, Anna, disco ball)

Let's give everybody a big round of applause and a healthy helping of COCK!

- - -

I am fairly sure rosencrantz is next (and if not, she is now) so stay tuned for your Week 25 assignment!

Alright, to get back into the swing of things here, I'm going to assign a very random pairing of characters. One is very popular and quite overdone, and one is not very popular and has very little fanart. Something for everyone! THAT'S HOW I ROLL.

Female: Aeris, FFVII || OGC portrait || OGC full body || Advent Children ||
Male: Tellah, FFIV || Amano art || in-game sprite || OGC portrait ||

Feel free to do as much or as little as you'd like! Results for this week are due Sunday.

Are people still interested in this comm? Because I am! I have defeated both FINALS and the evil VIRUS OF DOOM that have been keeping me from drawing, and I am ready to start drawing terrible fanart sucking COCKING once again.

Call to arms! Comment, people! Maybe this weekend we can get a challenge going again.

I know. I suck at life.

Ah, we've all been busy. :-)

Here we go:

started by irish_ais, finished by rosencrantz:
The Nature of These Belts


started by protect_vestor, finished by rosencrantz:
Balthier's Wasted Youth


Next week's assignment... eh.. I think it's supposed to go to katmillia at this point since I was covering for first_seventhe last assignment, but we'll see who posts come Monday. XD