Title: It's all the same in the madhouse.
Fandom: Doctor Who // Alien: Resurrection. (& others mentioned).
Characters: ( spoilers for JE ), Dalek Caan, the baby alien & others.
Word Count: 1,080. ...It was meant to be short but got a bit long.
Warnings: Slight spoilers for JE, but nothing too drastic.
Author's Notes: This is, indeed, all
ladyalcamy's fault. And the speech was half-inched from
here. Also, a list of people who will want to kill me by the time I hit post: Gerry Anderson, Agatha Christie, JRR Tolkein, Captain WE Johns, Douglas Adams.
This is purely intended as fun.Summary: The universe collapsing wouldn't have been so bad, except that it might cost Rose her sanity. One last time:
FUN. ( I repeat - all ladyalcamy's fault. )