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Closeawcho

an elite fic collective.

This journal may contain explicit adult content.

Created on 2008-04-04 17:35:55 (#15304449), last updated 2009-10-27

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About

			Closewacho: the Story Behind the Stories Gespawcho, nee Theodora Uppington-Jones, was born to British parents in 1985, spent her formative years on a wildlife preserve in Kenya. She enjoyed the company of a pet giraffe that she helped raise from infancy after it was orphaned. Following a disastrous babboon attack that decimated her family, young Theo was sent to a convent in Tokyo to meditate and study traditional martial arts. Her services were procured as a stunt coordiantor on the Kill Bill films. It was during this brush with Hollywood that the young girl discovered her love for fiction. She now resides in Texas and earns her way as a private investigator. Her free time is spent defending her title as Regional Shuffleboard champion. Theclosetalker began life in 1982 in the same maternity ward where President John F. Kennedy was born. Her early years were spent in Sheboygan with her parents, three brothers and great aunt Rosine. She was a National Honor Society scholar throughout school as well as captain of the cheer squad and ladies field hockey team. Her spare time saw her perfecting her skills as a violinist and amateur composer. Her love for writing was discovered at an early age and has continued throughout the years. She enjoys knitting, the study of extinct languages, and birdwatching. Her horticultural skills are renowned across the state of Wisconsin. One might wonder how the two driving forces behind the Closeawcho met. It was a fated evening on a couples' cruise through the Bermuda Triangle when the ladies were introduced, having lost their male counterparts in a nasty bout of food-poisoning from the lobster buffet. They decided to band together to complete the tour's strenuous activities-for-two. Before the trip was completed, they had tandem bungee-jumped, parasailed and logged the fastest time on a 3K run through the jungles of Belize. After drinking the entire quantity of wine allotted their dinner table, the ladies discovered that they shared a strange and uncommon compatibility: completing each others' thoughts became the norm, in fact, they often felt that they shared a brain. They also discovered a mutual appreciation for written pornography in it's various forms. The collaboration officially began in September of 2007 and the duo shows no signs of halting.

fandoms
arrested development. battlestar galactica. bones. chuck. cold case. criminal minds. dead like me. dexter. firefly. friday night lights. gossip girl. law & order. law & order: svu. law & order: tbj. one tree hill. supernatural. terminator: the sarah connor chronicles. threshold. ugly betty. weeds. the west wing.

content
closeawcho is primarily focused on Gossip Girl, though fics and crossovers from any and all other fandoms are fair game. canon is taken into consideration, but most fics will exist in self-contained universes of their own. most, if not all, stories will contain varying degrees of porn - including, but not limited to, het, slash, liberal threesomes, swinging, extramarital affairs, BDSM, voyeurism, drug use, alcohol use, and profanity.

the dirty room
there will be exclusive content available to members only - the filthiest porn and RPFS (real people fiction that may or may not, but most likely will, contain sex).

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