Originally Aired: May 29 2007

Written by: Lawrence Kaplow & Thomas L. Moran
Directed by: Katie Jacobs

Transcribed by: Jenna (hithluin)

Thank you to Heidi (delsilencio) for all the Spanish translations

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( Human Error )

Originally Aired: May 15 2007

Written by: Leonard Dick
Directed by: Daniel Sackheim

Transcribed by: Rahul (rahulkudva)


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( The Jerk )

Originally Aired: May 8 2007

Written by: Pamela Davis
Directed by: Martha Mitchell

Transcribed by: Coby (cobbly)


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( Resignation )

Originally Aired: May 1 2007

Written by: Liz Friedman
Directed by: David Straiton

Transcribed by: Rahul (rahulkudva)


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( Family )

Originally Aired: Apr 24 2007

Written by: Doris Egan
Directed by: Paul McCrane

Transcribed by: Beth (jackoweskla)


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( House Training )

Originally Aired: Apr 17 2007

Written by: Sara Hess
Directed by: Daniel Sackheim

Transcribed by: Coby (cobbly)


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( Act Your Age )

Originally aired: Apr 10 2007

Written by: David Hoselton
Directed by: Elodie Keene

Transcribed by: Rahul (rahulkudva)


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( Airborne )

Originally Aired: Apr 3 2007

Written by: Garret Lerner & Russel Friend
Directed by: Matt Shakman

Transcribed by: Jane (poeia)


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( Fetal Position )

Originally Aired: Mar 27 2007

Written by: Thomas L. Moran
Directed by: Deran Serafian

Transcribed by: Coby (cobbly)


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( Top Secret )

Originally Aired: Mar 6 2007

Written by: Lawrence Kaplow
Directed by: Katie Jacobs

Transcribed: Rahul (rahulkudva)


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( Half-Wit )