Originally Aired: May 24 2004

Written by: Lawrence Kaplow & John Mankiewicz
Directed by: Fred Keller

Transcribed by: Mari (jackoweskla)


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( The Honeymoon )

Originally Aired: May 17 2005

Written by: David Shore
Directed by: Paris Barclay

Transcribed by: Mari (jackoweskla)


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( Three Stories )

Originally Aired: May 10 2005

Written by: Sara B. Cooper
Directed by: Bryan Spicer

Transcribed by: Mari (jackoweskla)


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( Love Hurts )

Originally Aired: May 3 2005

Written by: Thomas L. Moran & Lawerence Kaplow
Directed by: Deran Sarafian

Transcribed by: Mari (jackoweskla)


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( Kids )

Originally Aired: April 19 2005

Written by: Peter Blake & David Shore
Directed by: Bill Johnson

Transcribed by: Mari (jackoweskla)


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( Babies and Bathwater )

Originally Aired: April 12 2003

Written by: Matt Witten
Directed by: Peter O'Fallon

Transcribed by: Mari (jackoweskla)


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( Role Model )

Originally Aired: March 29 2005

Written by: Thomas L. Moran
Directed by: Fred Gerber

Transcribed by: Mari (jackoweskla)


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( Heavy )

Originally Aired: March 22 2005

Written by: David Foster & John Mankiewicz
Directed by: Tim Hunter

Transcribed by: Mari (jackoweskla)


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( Mob Rules )

Originally Aired: March 15 2005

Written by: Lawrence Kaplow
Directed by: Randall Zisk

Transcribed by: Mari (jackoweskla)


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( Control )