Clinic Duty is back in business. To celebrate, we’ve posted transcripts for 10 episodes:

( See What's New )

Originally Aired: May 11, 2009

Written by: Doris Egan
Directed by: Greg Yaitanes

Transcribed by: Jane (poeia )


DISCLAIMER: "HOUSE is owned by FOX and NBC/Universal, and produced by Heel and Toe Films and Bad Hat Harry Productions. This transcript is unofficial (and, undoubtedly inaccurate in places). It was done to supplement my viewing of the episode and should UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES be copied or distributed, especially for commercial use.

( Both Sides Now )

Originally Aired: May 4, 2009

Written by: Pamela Davis and Lawrence Kaplow
Directed by: David Straiton

Transcribed by: Jane (poeia )


DISCLAIMER: "HOUSE is owned by FOX and NBC/Universal, and produced by Heel and Toe Films and Bad Hat Harry Productions. This transcript is unofficial (and, undoubtedly inaccurate in places). It was done to supplement my viewing of the episode and should UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES be copied or distributed, especially for commercial use.

( Under My Skin )

Originally Aired: April 27, 2009

Written by: Matthew V. Lewis & Liz Friedman
Directed by: Greg Yaitanes

Transcribed by: Jane (poeia )


DISCLAIMER: We don't own "HOUSE." It's owned by FOX and NBC/Universal, and produced by Heel and Toe Films and Bad Hat Harry Productions. This transcript is unofficial, and should UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES be copied or distributed, especially for commercial use.

( House Divided )

Originally aired: April 13, 2009

Written by: Eli Attie
Directed by: Matthew Penn

Transcribed by: Jane (poeia )

DISCLAIMER: We don't own "HOUSE." It's owned by FOX and NBC/Universal, and produced by Heel and Toe Films and Bad Hat Harry Productions. This transcript is unofficial, and should UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES be copied or distributed, especially for commercial use.

( Saviors )

Originally Aired: April 6, 2009

Written by: Leonard Dick
Directed by: Greg Yaitanes

Transcribed by: Jane (poeia )


DISCLAIMER: We don't own "HOUSE." It's owned by FOX and NBC/Universal, and produced by Heel and Toe Films and Bad Hat Harry Productions. This transcript is unofficial, and should UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES be copied or distributed, especially for commercial use.

( Simple Explanation )

Originally Aired: March 30, 2009

Written by: Russel Friend, Garrett Lerner & David Foster
Directed by: Daniel Attias

Transcribed by:


DISCLAIMER: We don't own "HOUSE." It's owned by FOX and NBC/Universal, and produced by Heel and Toe Films and Bad Hat Harry Productions. This transcript is unofficial, and should UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES be copied or distributed, especially for commercial use.


Pending. This post is a placeholder, awaiting a completed transcript.

Originally Aired: March 16, 2009

Written by: Peter Blake
Directed by: Juan José Campanella

Transcribed by:


DISCLAIMER: We don't own "HOUSE." It's owned by FOX and NBC/Universal, and produced by Heel and Toe Films and Bad Hat Harry Productions. This transcript is unofficial, and should UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES be copied or distributed, especially for commercial use.


Pending. This post is a placeholder, awaiting a completed transcript.

Originally Aired: March 9, 2009

Written by: Doris Egan
Directed by: Andrew Bernstein

Transcribed by:


DISCLAIMER: We don't own "HOUSE." It's owned by FOX and NBC/Universal, and produced by Heel and Toe Films and Bad Hat Harry Productions. This transcript is unofficial, and should UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES be copied or distributed, especially for commercial use.


Pending. This post is a placeholder, awaiting a completed transcript.

Originally Aired: February 23, 2009

Written by: Liz Friedman
Directed by: Deran Sarafian

Transcribed by:


DISCLAIMER: We don't own "HOUSE." It's owned by FOX and NBC/Universal, and produced by Heel and Toe Films and Bad Hat Harry Productions. This transcript is unofficial, and should UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES be copied or distributed, especially for commercial use.


Pending. This post is a placeholder, awaiting a completed transcript.