Hello again folks!

I'm sorry for being very lax when it comes to updating with new scripts but for now we're all up to date with the exception of "Ugly" which is still being edited. There will be no new episodes coming out until April, so the team is off to be delinquent and take a nap during clinic hours just to piss the boss off ;)

See you all again when the season continues!

Originally Aired: Feb 5 2008

Written by: Leonard Dick & Doris Egan
Directed by: Deran Serafian

Transcribed by: Rahul (rahulkudva)


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( Don't Ever Change )

Originally Aired: Feb 3 2008

Written by: Liz Friedman
Directed by: David Straiton

Transcribed by: Coby (cobbly)


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( Frozen )

Originally Aired: Jan 29 2008

Written by: Pamela Davis
Directed by: Matt Shakman

Transcribed by: Mandalin


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( It's a Wonderful Lie )

Originally Aired: Nov 27 2007

Written by: Eli Attie
Directed by: Deran Serafian

Transcribed by: Rahul (rahulkudva)


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( Games )

Originally Aired: Nov 20 2007

Written by: Sara Hess
Directed by: Lesli Linka Glatter

Transcribed by: Coby (cobbly)


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( You Don't Want to Know )

Originally Aired: Nov 13 2007

Written by: Sean Whitesell
Directed by: David Straiton

Transcribed by: Katrina (mystcphoenxcafe)


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The transcriber is currently editing the script due to formatting issues. I am locking the post to anymore comments, you will all just have to be patient and wait until she is done to get the transcript.

Originally Aired: Nov 6 2007

Written by: Thomas L. Moran
Directed by: Juan J. Campanella

Transcribed by: Rahul (rahulkudva)


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( Whatever It Takes )

Originally Aired: Oct 30 2007

Written by: David Foster (II)
Directed by: David Platt

Transcribed by: Coby (cobbly)


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( Mirror, Mirror )

Originally Aired: Oct 23 2007

Written by: David Hoselton
Directed by: Deran Serafian

Transcribed by: Rahul (rahulkudva)


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( Guardian Angels )