Originally Aired: October 19, 2009

Written by: Lawrence Kaplow
Directed by: Matt Shakman

Transcribed by: Jane (poeia)


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( Brave Heart )

Originally Aired: October 12, 2009

Written by: Thomas L. Moran
Directed by: Greg Yaitanes

Transcribed by: Coby (cobbly)


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( Instant Karma )

Originally Aired: October 5, 2009

Written by: Peter Blake
Directed by: David Straiton

Transcribed by: Jane (poeia)


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( The Tyrant )

Originally Aired: September 28, 2009

Written by: Sara Hess and Liz Friedman
Directed by: Greg Yaitanes

Transcribed by: Tammy (beckston)


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( Epic Fail )

Originally Aired: September 21, 2009

Written by: Russel Friend, Garrett Lerner, David Foster & David Shore
Directed by: Katie Jacobs

Transcribed by: Jane (poeia)


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( Broken, Part Two )

Originally Aired: September 21, 2009

Written by: Russel Friend, Garrett Lerner, David Foster & David Shore
Directed by: Katie Jacobs

Transcribed by: Jane (poeia)


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( Broken, Part One )

The Greater Good will be posted in a few days and Season 5 will be finished — before Season 6 even begins. ;P It's done. :D

( More Info Here )

Clinic Duty is back in business. To celebrate, we’ve posted transcripts for 10 episodes:

( See What's New )

Originally Aired: May 11, 2009

Written by: Doris Egan
Directed by: Greg Yaitanes

Transcribed by: Jane (poeia)

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( Both Sides Now )

Originally Aired: May 4, 2009

Written by: Pamela Davis and Lawrence Kaplow
Directed by: David Straiton

Transcribed by: Jane (poeia)


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( Under My Skin )