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    Sunday, January 1st, 2006
    6:55 pm
    [angel_thane]
    Living on the Edge
    It was a friday. I found myself downtown with a few hours to kill - so I decided to potentially seriously damage myself.

    I went to a BurgerKing - they had yesterdays discount sign still up. As I was in line, the noticed, and took it down. I demanded they still give me that price.

    I argued with the manager for 10 minutes. Finally he went to the back to call headoffice about their policy. Five minutes later, he apologized, offered me yesterday's price, and handed me the burger.

    I ate it.

    Yeah, that's living on the edge - lots of time back there, and nobody to see what he was doing.
    Thursday, December 22nd, 2005
    8:52 pm
    [ana_grant]
    I am an interesting way for a person to hurt him or herself.
    Hello. Behind the LJ cut is my "intro" of sorts, which is very long and quite possibly slightly unusual. It isn't particularly racy but there is a bit of language and some adult ideas, so I'm assuming you're 18/21/whatever the devil "adult" is where you're at...before you click.

    I would very much appreciate it if you'd read it. It might not seem exactly like what you'd expect to see in this particular community, but it is honest and fairly thorough, which maybe counts for something.

    As you'll read, I fancy myself something of an unusual, interesting thing with which someone could hurt him or herself.

    Much text, no pics. Hopefully interesting. )

    To clarify: I'm not looking to start drama. This isn't a prank. I'm interested in any and all contact from persons who were interested in *any* way by *anything* contained within this post.

    X-Posted to some degree. Mods, blast away if this doesn't belong here.

    Thanks for your time.
    Sunday, December 11th, 2005
    12:31 pm
    [cardboardrabbit]

    i just (Re)joined.

    a suggestion to the mod: add "celver self harm" as a interest.

    that's all.

     

     



    Current Music: Panic! At The Disco
    Thursday, December 1st, 2005
    2:00 am
    [angel_thane]
    Mental Damage
    It seems that lately I've really been into mentally torturing myself.

    Yup, I don't know what it is, but something about revisiting the painful past in my mind just seems so releiving. There is something in looking at lost (and non-existant) loves that just makes you break up.
    Saturday, June 18th, 2005
    3:13 am
    [consummated]


    Suicidal people get a bad rap. They're not all depressed and sullen and serious, some of them have a sense of humor, too! Like this guy in Thailand, who killed himself by sealing his nose and mouth shut with super glue. It's fun, radical, never-been-done-before, and best of all, it's a product endorsement! It sure puts the boring ol' gunshot-to-the-head to shame. Now, if only someone would kill him/herself with a spork...

    Cross-posted from my Blog of Insight and Delight.
    Friday, May 27th, 2005
    11:46 am
    [consummated]
    The Piano Teacher
    No serious, thinking cutter should go through life without seeing the film The Piano Teacher. The movie is a visceral, utterly believable look at a woman's twisted quest for passion. Erika (played with crispy perfection by Isabelle Huppert) is a seemingly strict and frigid piano teacher at a prestigious conservatory. But underneath it all, Erika just wants to feel something. She experiments with everything from voyeurism to self-harm, until she meets Walter, a handsome young man, and attempts to build a relationship with him.

    There are several scenes showcasing self-injury in this movie, but the most notable one, the one that you can only find on unrated versions of the movie, is definitely the most memorable: In her bathroom, Erika takes out a razor blade, and begins cutting herself between the legs. Then, her mother calls her to dinner. Erika calmly pulls out a Maxi Pad™, applies it, and walks off to eat.

    There's a lesson in it for us all: Why wait for it to bleed? Assert control over your cycle—It'll bleed when you want to. That goes for you gentlemen, too. Only women bleed? Not any more. You, too, can experience the tribulations of a bloodied gonad.
    Thursday, February 3rd, 2005
    7:08 am
    [lexyfly]
    Yay for clever people! A strange boy mentioned this community in passing, and I think that I harm myself cleverly...so I'm going to tell other people about it. When I get a headache, instead of taking two extra strength Tylenols, I take 10 mg of morphine. Feminine cramps don't get Midol, they get a lot of Percocet! While this may sound like I'm just getting high (which I am), it also makes Tylenol, or Midol completely ineffective for any sort of pain. And I can only get the better drugs from my dad (no money). He gets new drugs every six months, so when I take them, I've got an unlimited supply for about 8 weeks. And I get new headaches about every six hours. After two months of non-stop being high on morphine, I grow to rely on them. So there is about a week of angry angry withdrawal, and another four or five of just kind of being pissed off, and trying very hard to get my hands on even a Tylenol 3. It's a fun-filled cycle of addiction and withdrawal, and absolutely no pain relief.

    Current Mood: chipper
    Current Music: Know, System of a Down
    Saturday, January 29th, 2005
    10:45 am
    [fedupchild]
    i think someone should make some promo banners and we should all promote.
    Tuesday, January 18th, 2005
    7:23 pm
    [ophelia_machina]
    Exfoliate heavily, then immac.
    12:00 pm
    [eroticinnocence]
    I'm new.

    Walk outside in 10°F/-4 windchill (-12°C) without gloves a hat or a jacket. The cold burns.
    Monday, December 27th, 2004
    10:59 pm
    [angel_thane]
    For future reference
    Note to self: Putting a dried chilli peper in you eye REALLY hurts.
    8:16 pm
    [ophelia_machina]
    Hmmmmmmm......

    So, after careful deliberation, i came here to make stupid suggestions as to how we may make our silly little lives silier, and littler.
    (aka Ophelia's guide to self destruction)

    1. Always wear underwear at least 2 sizes too small for you.
    2. Make sure said underwear is a thong.
    3. Do not wash underwear.
    4. Comsume nothing but custard.
    5. Give presents to people that they gave to you.
    6. Replace washing with burning.
    7. Get a job in games workshop.
    8. Listen to any of my advice, ever (Or comercial radio)
    9. Come drinking with me.
    10. Meet the family that spawned me.

    I trust none of these will be helpful, and that you will think i am irritating.

    Hello, i'm Phe btw... found this place amusing, whether i should, i know not.

    Rusty razors, and rabid honey badgers.
    Phe
    *X*

    Current Mood: curious
    Current Music: children's screams.
    Monday, December 20th, 2004
    11:52 pm
    [fedupchild]
    if this isnt allowed ill take it down....

    _only_myself_


     


    _only_myself_
    Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004
    4:54 pm
    [fedupchild]

    i havent posted anything in a while and havent seen any posts in a while so i thought i'd post this. its a paiting i did awhile ago. if it shouldnt be up i'll delete the post

    love to hate and hate to love )

    Current Mood: weird
    Current Music: send me an angel - thrice

    Sunday, November 21st, 2004
    9:46 pm
    [inthevast]
    Last winter I cut myself at a ski resort. It was night, and there's nothing like the Colorado sky at night. Stars everywhere. Anyway, I had taken a razor outside with me and made a small, shallow cut on my inner arm. I squeezed the blood out into the snow. The blood froze into it. A tiny spec of red in all that white.
    I think about it whenever I get cold.

    Current Mood: thoughtful
    Current Music: cranberries
    Friday, September 24th, 2004
    12:45 pm
    [pradagirl]
    Pluck!
    I don't know if this would be considered clever or self-harm.
    I love to pluck my underarm hairs...
    They're hard to pluck and I love the pain the pulling sensation causes.
    Friday, August 27th, 2004
    7:43 pm
    [atrophie]
    cut along the skin of joints and places that move a lot (i.e. inside of elbow, backside of knee) because they are a bitch to heal. always getting irritated and turning raw. good stuff
    Wednesday, August 18th, 2004
    10:58 am
    [atrophie]
    i got licked...
    as i am forever searching for new and improved! ways to torture myself, last night i was rummaging around in my closet, originally looking for something long, heavy, and cylindrical with which to beat myself when i came upon an object that i had somehow never considered to be useful in inflicting pain: a studded belt. i never wear it; it actually belongs to my brother, who never wears it either, and has recently found a home on a hook in my room. anyway, it dawned on me that belts have been used for abuse since the beginning of time, so i decided to take a crack at it and see how it felt. i only got myself three times, and not so hard (it was just a trial), but yet i managed to develop some very pink welts and a little superficial bruising right off. the pain level was decent too. i suppose the only downside to this method would be a) it's rather loud, and b) the marks left are recognizable, even though they will probably fade quickly. i expect that if you used the belt hard enough, it could break the skin, which would be cool.

    question: have you ever stabbed yourself, whether with a sharp or blunt object? what was your experience like?
    Monday, July 26th, 2004
    3:16 pm
    [fedupchild]
    ok this sounds kinda stupid or whatever.

    okay so light a candle and get a razor and after cutting your elf take the razor and put it over the flame of the candle for about 2 or 3 seconds (depending on how much you want it to hurt) then put it on your cut wiht the razor face down and press realy hard.

    Current Mood: contemplative
    Current Music: Kittie
    Thursday, July 15th, 2004
    10:54 am
    [mushroomflowers]
    Idea
    Wear boots that do not fit with ankle socks. Walk up stairs.

    Current Mood: |[have to pee]|
    Current Music: |[Tool | Stink Fist]|
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