Today wasn't a good day. You know, like pretty much all of my days. And I was driving along with my windows down, listening to my Hilary Duff, stopped at a red light.
A car full of men was next to me, and one said "Hey girl, put a smile on that face!" He was either trying to hit on me, or thought he was the Joker, I'm not entirely sure which. Whichever one, I rolled up my window in hopes that I would no longer hear them. But I heard a disappointed "aww" from several of the men. So, I flipped them off. And then quickly went over into the other lane and took a right to get the heck away from them. Which essentially was quite counterproductive to my driving plan, since it put me Northbound on the freeway, and I needed to go south and was off of the freeway to get gas.
Once I got back on the regular road, and to the gas station that I intended to get gas from, there were too many cars around so I could not get to the pump. Plus, three police cars around some van that were kind of in the way as well. I waited what felt like 10 minutes to get to a pump. I removed my gas cap, ran my credit card through, and was ready to gas up. Only, it didn't work and said "SEE CASHIER" even though there is no reason it should do that. It's happened to me at that place several different times, even with my other card. I got pissed off, and would have cut across the street to one of the other nearby gas stations, but there were, you know, 3 police cars right there, which made me nervous. So, I went back onto the freeway, Northbound again.
Eventually, I ended up getting gas at a station next to it.
This was clearly worth the money I saved by gassing up in that particular location instead of a more expensive, more convenient location.

two recommendations for you! :D

music: omg, you guys, LUDO! i am in love, why didn't anyone tell me?

mp3: ludo - love me dead
this one is way creepy but really pretty and i love it: ludo - the horror of our love
one more: ludo - mutiny below
myspace: ludo!

fic: way way late to the game on this one and i'm still actually in the middle of reading it, but omg: shacklesnchains. it's epic bandom AU slavefic! which sounds ridic, but omg, you guys, it is SO GOOD and well-written and the world is so fully imagined and the ANGST and just, omg, go read it. it's primarily panic with a healthy dose of TAI and MCR and some cobra and FOB and some gym class and just...EVERYONE is in it at some point, from what i can tell. from the userinfo:

And this story definitely cannot be summed up in 100 words or less. Unless those words are "slaves! and shooting! and running! and angsting! and kissing! and more angsting! and a bunch of kids named Alex! did we mention the angst?"

seriously, get on it.

weee, i got the EW cover with ed & leighton! \o/ also the c/b spoiler in the article for ep 3 has me a little, um, intrigued. *trying not to be spoilery*

eta: spoiler in comments!

Triumph the Comic Insult Dog at the Republican convention FTW!

What is up with Ben Harper & the weird hats all the time?


And yup, I still love Kevin Connolly as much as ever.

Wait, that subject didn't sound right.

Anyway, here is something that I should have brought on the plane to/from Hawaii:
( DOT MATRIX WITH STEREO SOUND )

I dont know if anyone on my Flist watches Dexter, but I didn't know this was going on!



I don't get Showtime so I have to download Season 3. Le poo! This means I have to wait to see the premiere on Sept 28.

oh god, fall out boy (AND YOU ESPECIALLY, STUMP), please never stop, uh, anything that you do.

omg, the outtakes. rofl. <3333333333333333

01. HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

02. it's like they want people to write gay porn about them

[TOTALLY RELEVANT SIDEBAR, COURTESY OF GABE SAPORTA VIA BINA - I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT, THEY ARE ACTUALLY, LIKE, ART PATRONS OR SOMETHING NICE LIKE THAT. AND IDK WHY THIS IS CAPSLOCKED BUT I'M COMMITTED NOW I GUESS. ANYWAY: "I'm a fan of anything that can encourage people to be creative," he says. "I'm only able to do what I do now because I was inspired by the bands I grew up listening to. Whatever makes kids think and imagine and create and write is awesome... and if they want to write stories about me sucking my friend's dick, that's cool."

CLEARLY THEY ARE TAKING A PAGE OUT OF DR. SAPORTA'S BOOK.]

03. MORE HAHAHAHAHA

eta: aw, signing autographs while lying on the floor? really bb?

THIS DESERVES ITS OWN ENTRY.

fall out boy - i don't care

IT IS. I JUST. I MAYBE CRIED A LITTLE. JUST. FALL OUT BOY, YOU GUYS. *HANDS* THEY ARE MY FAVORITES ALWAYS.

random latenight cookspam! :D pics shamelessly ganked from some DC fan myspace which i just closed and don't feel like finding the link for again, oops. also, maybe people already saw all of these, idk. but whatever, they're pretty and/or hilarious, look again!



( this is the time of my life. )

my boyfriend's album comes out november 18! mark your calendars bbs! \o/

"I got an iPhone. My old phone (and I always get the cheapest phone) conveniently died the week it came out. I mistakenly thought I could pick one up the day it came out with ease, as I live in a black and Caribbean neighborhood pretty far out in Brooklyn, and I just assumed that black people were too groovy to wait in line all morning for the newest geeked-out accessory. I was dead wrong." -- Mike Doughty

so, 90210 was ok, i thought. i didn't super-hate anybody and the dialogue was decent. it was the most predictable thing ever, tho. every time we saw the [proverbial] gun, it went off just how you thought it would, you know? the cast is really pretty, tho - but am i seriously supposed to believe any of them are anywhere CLOSE to sixteen? it's like the chinese women's gymnastics team in reverse! (oh yeah, i did.)

did the journalism guy seem like the future child of brendon and shane to anyone but me? O.o

the best part: LUCILLE BLUTH!!!!!!!!!!!! \o/

EDIT: also, omg, peep the GINORMOUS pork loin thing scott bought while i was out of town, because it was on sale.


and he bought TWO OF THEM! WTAF?!

you know you bitches missed this.

fall tv schedule 'cause all the cool kids are doing it.

( trapped in a box. )

OMG TRAVIS MCCOY SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR PUPPIES JFC.

♥___♥

when you see this on your flist, quote gossip girl.

Priest: What troubles you, my child?
Blair: (sighs) After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly 20 minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speakeasy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is that he's a total pig who'll act like it never happened, thank God.
Priest: Ahem.
Blair: Sorry. Truthfully, I'm not even Catholic.
Priest: You don't say.

xoxo

EDIT BECAUSE ALSO WE ALL NEED TO SEE THIS AGAIN. AND AGAIN. ETC.

i am home. whatever.

david cook and michael johns did drunken karaoke tonight.



brb dying of lulz