woe be to anyone trying to read this who's using dial-up.

i'm totally jumping the que w/this one, but... holy cow i was left speechless.
(warning: serious spoilers and tasteless gore)




so this guy, who's just sealed a big deal at work and buys his

wife a new a new car,

comes home from the office and finds her in bed w/another man. (the sex scene is all close ups of heads and backs).
he shoots them both and

goes out driving. hey sam kinison is in town.

all the time he is stewing about how all women are tramps and sluts, which leads him on a spree of killing

hookers (that's his wifes head on the right), and

a local bartender.
so, to cool down,

he takes a walk (hey look, david copperfield is in town).
he ends up

outside a condo, spying on

a roomful of ladies. the woman in yellow on the left is pregnant and when she leaves the room, the others make terrible comments about her.

then a few of them put on bikinis, drink beer and eat donuts.

then they play cards while waiting for their show to be on tv.




am i mistaken, or does the beautiful lady oil wrestler on the right have a mustache?

you can watch the whole wrestling match here:



then, they order pizza.

yum.

and the pregnant lady shows off her fingers and nails, which are all about six inches long and covered in huge rings.


then the killer shows up, and

ties them all up except, the pregnant woman, whom he takes upstairs and...

well,

and well.

and...


then all the others, a jehovah's witness and a cop.

curtain, applause!