Community Info

THE CHURCH OF TEH CUTE is a church, a whole new religion, dedicated to Le Grand OTP (Michael Ballack and Torsten Frings of Germany's National Football Team aka die deutsche Nationalmannschaft) and every football players IN THE NAME OF CRACK! Fics and arts posted here are known as the part of THE BIBLE OF TEH CUTE, featuring cross-dressing, crack, and a whole lot of x-rated references. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE SILLYNESS, THEN THIS IS NOT YOUR PLACE. Check out footballslash for your non-crack slash fic needs.

This is a closed community, you cannot join it. However, all the episodes will be public posts; therefore, ADD this community on your friends list instead.

Your lovely maintainers are foenixgirl and toasterdog. Feel free to e-mail us if you have any questions.

DISCLAIMER: All of this is made up in our brilliant crack-driven, sleep-deprived minds. GOT IT? Good.

GOLDEN RULES YOU MUST NEVER DISOBEY:
1. NO HOTLINKING. DO IT AND DIE.
2. Be NICE. Any form of flaming or insulting is NOT ALLOWED.
3. NEVER STEAL OUR GRAPHICS AND REDISTRIBUTE THEM AS YOUR OWN.
4. If you can't take any of this, if you think this community is full of nutheads, THEN DON'T EVEN DARE TO COMMENT ON THE ENTRIES OR SEND E-MAILS TO US WITH YOUR OPINION. Keep it to yourself and don't ever visit this community again.

TEXTURE CREDITS:
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GRADIENT CREDITS:
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BRUSHES CREDITS:
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LAYOUT CREDITS:
The template for this layout (DESOLATE) was taken from premade_ljs, modified by foenixgirl. All graphics are made by foenixgirl and toasterdog.

PHOTO CREDITS:
Major thanks to last_glances, Micha's Official Website, Torsten's Official Website, and Google Image Search.

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