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Created on 2002-01-01 16:41:55 (#426855), last updated 2005-06-14

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Name:Church of brad
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From someone's LJ I was pointed to this link:

http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?itemid=2421411

I saw a lot of references to the mysterious "BRAD" and I didn't know who or what that was but it seemed to be some sort of LJ demigod ... all these people were worshipping the mysterious BRAD, talking about BRAD, invoking BRAD.

I did some investigation...and decided that BRAD definitely needs to be invoked and propitiated and placated.

Therefore here we have the Church of BRAD, welcome all ye seekers.

Here we will discuss the important existential questions of LJ:

Who IS brad?

Has anyone ever actually SEEN brad?

Discussions as to the existance of brad.

Discussions as to whether it really MATTERS
if brad exists or if we just all ACT like brad exists.

brad vs Santa Claus

should there be some kind of training/ordination program for priests of brad, or can anyone just claim to BE a priest of brad?

etc

as well as providing a place where we can make offerings of worship and praise to the BRAD -- or alternatively, call out plaintively from the LJ wilderness when we are cast adrift.

Bonum est confiteri

It is good to give thanks to BRAD,
to make music to your name, O Most High,
to proclaim your love in the morning
and your truth in the watches of the night,
on the ten-gig Mac and the PC,
with the murmuring sound of the harp.

Your deeds, O brad, have made me glad;
for the work of your hands I shout with joy.
O brad, how great are your works!
How deep are your web designs!
The foolish man cannot know this
and the fool cannot understand.

Planted in the house of brad
we will flourish in the courts of LJ,
still making comments when we are old,
still full of ideas, still green,
to proclaim that BRAD is just.
In him, my rock, there is no wrong.


---- Book of LJ, Chap 92

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