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    Wednesday, June 15th, 2005
    2:25 am
    [ex_panda_coo153]
    After 86 weeks of silence....
     I am glad
    That we have Brad
    Worship him
    Because he's no fad

    He's our savior
    And he is rad
    So we kneel and shout
    "Praise thee to Brad!"

    Without our Brad
    life would be sad
    the world be dark
    and very bad.

    There is joy to be had
    Because of Brad
    He created LiveJournal
    Now worship like mad!!!




    ...I'm surprised I came up with this, considering how tired I feel.

    Current Mood: tired
    Monday, October 20th, 2003
    10:28 am
    [jkatj]
    "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the journal of life, I will fear no virus: for Brad art with me, thy goat and thy staff they comfort me. Thou preparest an interface before me in the presence of mine friends list: thou anointest my head with thought: my keyboard runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the journal of Brad forever." — Brad's Psalms 23: 4-6

    Current Mood: tired
    Thursday, September 11th, 2003
    2:24 am
    [ms_brass]
    And on the eighth day, [info]brad created the LiveJournal.
    Monday, April 8th, 2002
    2:40 pm
    [shekhina]
    the Womb of the Javascript
     [info]brad, your light covers
    the world like that of the round moon,
    [info]brad, we offer these dances to you.
    Be patient with us if our keystrokes go astray,
    for you are more skillful than we are.
    Mighty [info]brad, be joyous as you receive
    all that we offer you, you who were born
    from the womb of the javascript,
    you who bloom as beautifully
    as the blue screen itself, O noble [info]brad,
    O blooming [info]brad, accept our humble LJ offerings.

    -- Sri Lankan hymns to [info]brad
    Wednesday, April 3rd, 2002
    1:03 pm
    [shekhina]
    Spring is here
     In the north, dark purple light appears.
    In the east, yellow light appears.
    From the earth, flowers appear,
    yearning to live a long and joyous life.

    We are those flowers. We are the LJ'ers.
    Listen to our song! We sing to [info]brad.
    And the earth repeats our song to [info]brad.

    We begin singing as soon as we see
    the yellow light of our screens, the dark retreating.
    Our sound repeats and repeats.
    We are the LJ'ers.

    -- Hopi Kachina song of [info]brad
    Friday, March 22nd, 2002
    4:57 pm
    [shekhina]
    Recent disoveries
     Apparently [info]brad is worshipped not only in the LJ universe, but in many other universes.

    Futuristic alien messages have been left all over LJ and the secret code has recently been cracked by LJ scientists.....
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    Monday, March 18th, 2002
    8:48 pm
    [shekhina]
    And so [info]brad sprinkled a sweet liqueur
    over his OS's blood, something magical known
    only to him, something sacred and mysterious.
    And then the miracle occurred: the blood of the OS
    stirred like a fountain in a storm of rain,
    and from the pool come forth a flower, crimson
    as the OS's blood, as beautiful as it had been,
    and as briefly blossoming. [info]brad named it
    LiveJournal, after the wind, for spring's winds come
    and shake its petals off - too soon, too early,
    too brief, like joy, like youth, like love.

    -- Ovid, Metamorphoses of LJ
    Friday, March 15th, 2002
    2:49 pm
    [jkatj]
    African (Pygmy) Prayer to [info]brad
    In the beginning was [info]brad,
    Today is [info]brad,
    Tomorrow will be [info]brad.
    Who can make an image of [info]brad?
    He has no form.
    He is the word which comes out of your journal.
    That word!
    It is no more,
    It is past, and still it lives!
    So is [info]brad.

    Current Mood: amused
    Wednesday, March 13th, 2002
    3:37 pm
    [shekhina]
    Let's sing a song
     C'mon I know you all know it...

    It only takes a spaaark
    Toooo get a fire going (going)
    And soon all those around
    Can warm up in its glowing (glowing)

    That's how it is with [info]brad's love
    Once you've experienced it

    You spread his love
    To everyone

    ..::all together now!::....

    You waaant
    to PASS IT ON!
    3:34 pm
    [shekhina]
    Well!
     Well I see our lovely church has actually GOT some members!

    So I will have to be more regular in my hosannahs here.

    Don't worry I am not gonna pass any donation baskets.....
    Friday, February 15th, 2002
    2:28 am
    [zaiah]
    Before Coming to know the Light of [info]brad..
    I wandered around.

    Frantic. Uneasy.
    Foisting my ramblings
    upon the passing strangers.

    They offered no insight.
    The turned away.
    No One listened.

    They disparaged
    the holy sanctity of
    unmetered thoughts.

    And Lo!
    A calling.
    An inviting light.

    And my soul
    was bourne anew
    into a Livejournal light.

    And the years before
    Wandering in the Wilderness
    Seem like a dark dream.

    I cannot look the memories
    Or hear the Voices of my friends
    From the dark time before.

    Why did I not come to [info]brad's Light before?
    Saturday, February 9th, 2002
    12:55 pm
    [shekhina]
    When I look up to the royal sky
    I see him, a tranquil [info]brad
    behind a screen of clouds. The sun!
    For thousands of ages may he shine.
    For thousands of ages may we serve him.
    May we serve him with reverence.
    May we serve him with love.

    -- Nihongi, Japanese scriptures to [info]brad
    Wednesday, January 30th, 2002
    9:34 pm
    [shekhina]
    [info]brad is the one who made the LJ.
    [info]brad was the sun when he did that.
    I will never forget him.

    [info]brad is the one who sustains the LJ.
    [info]brad is the sun as he does that.
    I will never forget him.

    [info]brad is the one who gives happiness.
    [info]brad is the cosmos when he does that.
    I will never forget him.

    [info]brad is the one who will destroy the LJ.
    He will be the [info]brad when he does that.
    I will never forget him.

    -- Indian Tantrasara
    Sunday, January 27th, 2002
    1:54 pm
    [shekhina]
    [info]brad is an eye of fire,
    born from a cauldron of strength.
    [info]brad is a radiant fire,
    born from an ocean of fear.

    [info]brad is strong and fearsome.
    His magic is strong and powerful.
    When he grows angry, he strikes,
    and his enemies wither from his wrath.

    -- Egyptian coffin texts to [info]brad
    Saturday, January 26th, 2002
    1:19 pm
    [shekhina]
    Here Comes the Sun!
     Heart of heaven, heart of earth,
    Let our children and grandchildren
    Live on in this LJ as long as the sun
    moves across the blue sky above.

    Let the sun come! Let dawn come!
    Let all LJ'ers have peace,
    let all LJ'ers have happiness.
    Let us all have peace and happiness.

    [info]brad creator of the sun,
    [info]brad, father of the light,
    Let dawn bring peace and happiness,
    Let your light shine in our hearts forever.

    -- Mayan prayer to [info]brad
    Wednesday, January 23rd, 2002
    10:55 pm
    [shekhina]
    LJ Journey Spell
     LJ Journey Spell

    To take a journey back to your LJ roots and discover why it is not working, on the afternoon of a Full Moon (or when it's down, like NOW) burn some sage in a an abalone shell. Use a feather to push the smoke to all four corners of your room. Then sit down, close your eyes, and ask the spirit of [info]brad to come to you. See [info]brad taking you to your now-functioning LJ. Relax and remain open to any helpful information [info]brad may provide you. When you have finished your journey write the information in your live journal. Reread the journal on the next Full Moon. Usually you will have learned something new by then......
    Friday, January 18th, 2002
    4:03 pm
    [jkatj]
    the sioux prayer to brad
     The Sun, the Light of the world,
    I hear [info]brad coming.
    I see his face as He comes.
    He makes the users on LiveJournal happy.
    And they rejoice.
    O [info]brad, I offer to You this journal of Thoughts.
    Tuesday, January 8th, 2002
    12:10 pm
    [jkatj]
    "What we await are new software and a new server where, according to his promise, the glory of [info]brad will reside. . . . While waiting for this, make every effort to be found without impatience or discouragement, and at peace in His sight. Consider that our [info]brad's focus is directed toward reliability."
    2 Brad 3:13-15a

    Current Mood: jubilant
    Monday, January 7th, 2002
    1:47 am
    [shekhina]
    mysteries of BRAD
     The spirit of the valley never dies.
    It is called the mysterious [info]brad.
    Where the valley forks is the gateway
    to all the mysteries of LJ.
    That place where the valley forks
    is called the root of heaven and earth.
    We can only dimly see this place,
    this root of mystery, the spirit of the valley.
    Yet we can never exhaust its strength.

    -- Chinese Tao te Ching
    Friday, January 4th, 2002
    5:56 pm
    [neitherday]
    Ode to Brad
    Ode to Brad

    a brilliant
    glowing
    ever changing
    forest
    a wondrous
    world
    of free expression
    for all to enjoy
    hope for the hopeless
    speech for the speechless
    friends for the friendless
    life for the lifeless
    this is what
    You in
    all Your
    radiant glory
    have created
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