Greetings my fine readers! I, Ceev Starellle, am honored to be able to introduce you to two new employees here! Well, there more of interns right now, really, but we'll make them feel amazing by introducing them as employees!

We have our new reviewer, Rhia Minara (msminara), and our new Newsboy, Dimitri Ambros (dimitridialogue). I like to call him Newsboy because it is a fun word to say. And it also makes me picture him in silly clothes running around on the street trying to sell holozines and yelling out the headlines. Oh Newsboy! Over here! I WOULD LIKE A PAPER PLEASE. What? Oh, well, their first articles should be up soon (we do have some sort of deadlines here, and I won't hesitate to make an Editor Item on this holozine about FIRING ONE OF THEM -- SO GET MOVING) and I do hope you enjoy their special brands of honesty and truth and justice that they bring to their work.

Anyways, please make them feel at home, dear readers and other members of Chrono staffage, or I will be forced to punish you. And by punishing you I mean I will use my almighty Force powers on you guys. I will.

(Now go get me some caf, interns. I'm serious. Make sure you use my special mug!)