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the FUNNIEST quotes of the night. [20 Jul 2008|02:18am]

tabbymarie
Marissa: Here, give me your finger.

Ariella: The tongue is weird
Me: Yeah see, I like the tongue

Marissa: Ariella, Do you want a lick?

Ariella: I'd rather use my fingers (in context: talking about using a used toothbrush)
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Fic: Strangers In A Bar (OTH/SPN) [20 Jul 2008|06:15pm]

crimsonredmagic
 Crossposted to  [info]crossovers50  and  [info]100_women

Title: Strangers In A Bar
Author: crimsonredmagic
Fandom: One Tree Hill/Supernatural
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Sam Winchester/Haley James Scott
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1129
Disclaimer: One Tree Hill is the property of its creator Mark Schwann and Supernatural belongs to Eric Kripke. I am not either of those people.
Warnings: Contains allusions to sexual situations and maybe a little coarse language.
 
 
 
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Chuck and Hellboy [20 Jul 2008|12:33am]

superherogrlcat
ROFLMAO.





"LUNCHBOXES!"

*snicker*

Also:



That is one sexy headshot. ^^
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why is my family so fucking upset with me being fat? [19 Jul 2008|10:55pm]

dancinbutterfly
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Porn Battle Entries [19 Jul 2008|08:02pm]

svgurl
[ mood | calm ]

As you all know (and if you don't, I'm telling you), [info]wisteria_ is running a Porn Battle until July 24th.

Here are some good entries that I've found. I'll be adding more later as I find them. :D

I'll format my recs like you're supposed to in the post. Fandom, pairing, theme.

Enjoy!

Here It Comes (Smallville, Chloe/Clark, fire) by [info]simplytoopretty
Friends (Friends, Rachel/Monica, Getting the apartment back) by [info]scoob2222
Virgin Territory (Enchanted, Robert/Giselle, Ever after) by [info]scoob2222
Untitled (Gilmore Girls, Lane/Dean, keg) by [info]scoob2222
I'm your person and you're mine (Grey's Anatomy, Christina/Meredith, being her 'person') by [info]krilymcc
Untitled (Smallville, Clark/Oliver, costumes) by [info]chaotic4life
Shiver (Gilmore Girls, Rory/Jess, shiver) by [info]scoob2222

There are a lot more drabbles there with lots of different fandoms. So go check it out! Remember, if you like the drabble, respond to the comment, NOT to the post. And if you like it, do comment! :D

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Act III of Dr. Horrible... [19 Jul 2008|07:10pm]

starvinbohemian
[ mood | confused ]
[ music | Bleach... ]

Joss Whedon, what the hell is wrong with you?

Exactly how much were you picked on as a child? *Sigh* The whole thing's still genius, but ouch. And why? Ouch and why?

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Cha-Ching! [19 Jul 2008|06:23pm]

jgkemper
[ mood | shocked ]

I knew The Dark Knight would do well but $66.4 million on the first night is unheard of, literally. It's the biggest one day ever. $18.5 million of that came from midnight showings. I think the final amount this weekend is going to crush Spider-Man 3's $151.1 million.

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/ap/20080719/121650462000.html

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You did what? [19 Jul 2008|11:19am]

abbeybreen
[ mood | hopeful ]

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Bones 3x14 & Bones 3x15 [19 Jul 2008|05:27pm]

mercscilla
[ mood | shocked ]

Bones 314 - The Wannabe in the Weeds )

Bones 315 - The Pain in the Heart )

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Doctor Horrible: Act III [19 Jul 2008|04:38pm]

sunnytyler001
OMG!!!!! )
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[19 Jul 2008|04:29pm]

sunnytyler001
Happy birthday elmlea44!!!!
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Cold and Yummy [19 Jul 2008|04:37pm]

mercscilla
[ mood | indescribable ]
[ music | Bones 314 The Wannabe in the Weeds ]

Ewww.

I'm never going to eat cold Chinese take-out ever again. Ever. That's so... yuck.

We went to see Kung Fu Panda yesterday evening and my sisters wanted Chinese take-out afterwards. Half of it was consumed during the night. The rest was eaten just now.

So ewww. =D

Btw: OMG BONES 3x14?! *wtf* Booth! Hey, I like Bones voice. Onto the finale...

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[DC Comics] Our lady of sorrows ~ Slade/BB/Terra [19 Jul 2008|02:06pm]

iosonosara
[ mood | productive ]

Titolo: Our lady of sorrows
Fandom: DC Comics
Beta-Reader: [info]cialy_girl
Personaggi: Slade Wilson (Deathstroke), Gar Logan (Beast Boy), Tara Markov (Terra) [in absentia]
Pairing: Slade Wilson/Beast Boy, Beast Boy/Terra, Slade Wilson/Terra
Rating: PG-15
Conteggio parole: One-Shot, 840 parole (W).
Prompt: Placebo Effect @ [info]psych_30 {Tabella}
Note: 1) Scritta per il compleanno di [info]namidayume. Auguri, cara, spero sia di tuo gradimento ♥
2) Ambientata durante una delle storie contenute nel volume Classici DC: Titani #2, edito da Planeta. Per farla breve per coloro che non l'avessero letto: Slade viene malmenato da Cheshire e va a chiedere aiuto ai Titani. Loro lo curano, lo rimettono in sesto e poi partono in missione con lui. Durante tutto questo tempo, Gar fa intendere che lo ha perdonato per la storia di Terra e, come se non bastasse, gli sta letteralmente appiccicato.
3) Il titolo viene dall'omonima canzone dei My Chemical Romance.

L’uomo solleva un sopracciglio, scettico. Vorrebbe scoppiargli a ridere in faccia, vorrebbe dirgli che è uno stupido moccioso sentimentale, che Tara era una troietta, che nemmeno lui è stato il primo per lei.

Fic: Paint It Red (One Tree Hill, Rachel, for 100_women) [19 Jul 2008|08:36pm]

crimsonredmagic
Title: Paint It Red
Author: [info]crimsonredmagic
Fandom: One Tree Hill
Character: Rachel Gattina
Rating: PG
Prompt: (079) Red
Word Count: 144
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Mark Schwann is the creator of One Tree Hill.
Warning: None that I can see
 
079 - Red )
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Mañana de Trailers [19 Jul 2008|11:14am]

ribbond
[ mood | calm ]
[ music | Fergie (Big girls don't cry) ]

He visto el trailer nuevo de Twilight (bueno, no sé si es nuevo, para mi lo era :p), y la verdad, con cuantas más imágenes promocionales y tráilers van saliendo a la red, más se me quitan las ganas de ver la peli. Creo que es porque sigo sin poder ver a los actores que han escogido como los personajes del libro. Bueno, de aquí a diciembre ya veremos si me han vuelto las ganas de ver la peli :p

La peli que sí que tiene una pinta estupendástica y más después de ver el tráiler en HD es la de Watchmen. Va a ser tan oscura y futurista-pero-no y tan de todo.... aix, cuanto falta para junio del año que viene?????

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I just want my phone call [19 Jul 2008|12:07am]

jgkemper
[ mood | impressed ]

Bus driver? What bus driver? )

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Quiz Thingie [18 Jul 2008|11:29pm]

abbeybreen
[ mood | blah ]

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OH GOD NOT AGAIN! [18 Jul 2008|10:41pm]

cassiakohn
[ mood | scared ]
[ music | Missy Higgins - Where I Stood ]

OMG!  I do believe That I will actually cry if I have to get another root canal.  The last few days one of my teeth have been hurting like mad any time I've eaten anything on that side of my mouth.  At first it was just a dull pain like i had a bruise or something from a punch {since i was not in a fight i should have realized that was a bad sign}.  Now, now i'm almost whimpering from the pain when i let ANYTHING near it.  I really REALLY  do not want to every have to go through another freakin root canal!  They hurt like hell to do and are expensive and fuck.  Plus it's Friday night which means at the rate the pain is i'm going to be so screwed by Monday and that's only if i can get an appointment to do something about it.  Why the hell did this have to happen?!  I brush my teeth and floss and i try to avoid sucking on hard candy because apparently that's a big no no.   SO NOT FAIR!  I want this to just be some random thing that will GO AWAY fast and on it's own which is why i'm certain that i'll be rocking in pain in no time.  

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The Dark Knight [18 Jul 2008|07:11pm]

svgurl
[ mood | bouncy ]

So, as most of you know, I went to see the midnight screening of The Dark Knight. I went with my sister and we arrived at 9:30. Should've gotten there earlier but we're stupid, you see. There was already a long line. Our theater was playing ten shows and they started letting people in around 10:40. We got decent seats and we definitely weren't in the bottom so that was good.

I hate when people save seats though. It's so annoying! Especially this one guy who was holding these two seats forever! His friends showed up, like, ten minutes before the movie. Selfish jerks. :\

Anyway, back to the movie! It was absolutely awesome!!!

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So... [18 Jul 2008|07:42pm]

mssullivan
[ mood | curious ]

I am curious, yes I am part cat.

Who is going to San Diego Comic Con, also?

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