Community Info

Community Information

Below is information about the "Snarking LJ CF communities since 2005" community on LiveJournal. To join this community, click here. You may leave the community at any time.

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If you are stupid and childfree, you will be snarked here. Things that inspire snark:

Lying about telling off moos and duhs and/or punching them. Making the story even more implausible by saying the police arrested them and not you for assault. If you're gonna lie on the internet, at least make it believable, people.

Constantly posting news articles about parenting and parenting gone wrong. If you're childfree, why spend so much time looking for and commenting on parents and children?

Trolling communities or posting unnecessary "Ew. Yuck. A crotchdropping." comments in communities. Making constant references to coathangers, particularly in non-CF communities.

Complaining about Amber Alerts making you "almost late" coming home from work. Likewise, complaining that Amber Alerts made you miss 5 minutes of Will&Grace. In addendum, commenting that the poor white 40 year old menz don't get Amber Alerts and it's just not FAAAIIIRR, will inspire much laughter at your expense.

Dating a person who has children and complaining that you have to see them and their moo didn't have an abortion. Don't date teh breeders, stupid!

Saying that women should breastfeed in dressing rooms and then complaining that it's not fair to breastfeed in dressing rooms because then the poor, oppressed childfree might have to wait for a dressing room.

Posting obnoxious image after obnoxious image instead of actually debating someone after you picked a ridiculous fight with them. So how much time DO you spend collecting images and finding posts about famblees online, ms_daisy_cutter?

Blaming children for being attacked by pedophiles. (Okay that doesn't inspire snark, it incurs wrath-- and makes you look bad.)

Being OMGz SO CF 4 LIFEEE!!! at age 14.

Buying clothing in the maternity section and throwing a tantrum when someone thinks you're pregnant.

Whining about breastfeeding, baby and pregnancy icons in PARENTING communities you're trolling.

Complaining that people you know are happy about pregnancy and implying that they are, in fact, unhappy or delusional.

Believing that a glitch in MySpace is a conspiracy against the childfree.

Getting rabidly CF in an unrelated community and then accusing anyone who disagrees of being a troll.

Chances are, if you start your post or comment with, "I think I just threw up in my mouth a little!" you're gonna say something else that's stupid in that post and get snarked. Seriously childfree people, come up with a new way of expressing your disgust.

Spending hours and hours stealing photographs and violating copyright laws to make a game out of insulting parents. Illegal, stupid, and makes y'all look like all your blessed childfree hours are spent obsessing on the computer over how much you hate children and parents. (Okay, so pretty much how you always look.)

3 words: "Mandatory selective abortion."

Claiming that someone was able to spray you in the face with breastmilk. You can't even get the hardcore breastfeeding folks who are proud of how far they can squirt their milk to believe that. Again, when you lie on the internet, think plausible.


This is a space for breeders and non breeders alike to snark on the ridiculous trolling and posts of the different CF communities.

Rules:
No misogyny, homophobia, racism, victim blaming, ageism, able-ism, etc. Your posts/comments will be deleted and you'll be banned.

What snarks here, stays here

No trolling links posted in this community. If the link is to a debate community and you follow their rules, there is no problem. I'm sure you know what trolling is.

No trolling other people's journals. It's disrespectful. Snark it here and keep it here if it bugs you.

If you believe childfreedom is morally wrong, this isn't the place for you.

Debate is welcome as long as it doesn't bash the choice not to have children or the choice to have children and follows all the other rules. To be clear, this community supports the right of people to be childfree. We think not having kids is great. If you're whining because an amber alert made you almost miss a few minutes of Will and Grace or that there are no Amber Alerts for 40 year old white men, we're going to make fun of you. This does not mean members of childfreesnarks are anti-childfree. We are anti-dumbass and dumbasses seem to flock to LJ CF groups to prolifically post their dumbassery.

This is a pro-choice community. No snarking on sterilization, birth control, emergency contraception or abortion. No second chances. No pro-life icons.

If you think I'm a big old fascist or a nasty breeder bitch, leave my journal alone and email me hate mail through the community email. I can handle it, but please be respectful enough to leave my damn journal alone.

Please only spam relevant communities.

Please remember to friends lock your posts and put things that may trigger, like rape, violence, sexual abuse etc. behind a cut with a warning.

Membership is moderated. All pending members are submitted every so often (the frequency arbitrarily decided by lauren_riot) to the community for approval.  If you are in a childfree community, you will need a few vouches from inside members.

If you get denied, send me an email and we'll chat.