Bites The Sun ([info]bites_the_sun) wrote in [info]childfree,
@ 2004-06-29 04:22:00
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I was just reading that new parents vs childfree board and came across something that made my blood boil in a discussion about pets and children.

From the delightful Austins_Mommy (horrible grammar and spelling as posted):

For on thing.. I am NOT an animal.. GOD created me.. I did NOT come from cells of a fucking monkeys ass... Maybe you did.. but not me!

Say my son does pull its tail or whatever.. IF that animal bites my son.. Sorry Fido.. You're a dead bastard! Plain and simple!

My animals have learned that they HAVE to take what Austin dishes out.. or they get the crap kicked out of them if they growl at him! Yes we do teach him to be nice and easy with them.. but sometimes, he does get aliitle rough..


So not only is she a creationist dumbfuck (quelle surprise, eh?), but she is also teaching her kid he can abuse animals at will and punishes the poor animals for defending themselves.

I hate her to the roots of her vile, trashy blonde hair. I wish fatal road accidents, lingering diseases and facial disfigurement on her and her brood of inbred spawn. I hope her next pregnancy is a giant tumour with eyes. I hope a pack of dingoes eat all her precious trailer-trash babies. Gah!

/vent

OK, that feels better.

Now, will someone PLEASE disinfect the genepool? It's getting really murky down the shallow end.

PS. Those of you that are maintaining your composure and arguing with that awful woman in that thread, you have my upmost admiration.


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[info]nazigirlfriend
2004-06-28 08:50 pm UTC (link)
The funny thing is, I'm going to guess her IQ is maybe close to that of an ape. It's not nice to hate your own kind.

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[info]iczer6
2004-06-29 12:16 am UTC (link)
Hey, you realize that's an insult to apes right?

They don't deserve to thrown in with this horrible bitch.

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[info]nazigirlfriend
2004-06-29 05:24 am UTC (link)
Good point. I stand corrected.

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[info]ruby_woo
2004-06-28 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Oh God. She's such a dumbfuck. I hate her, and I hate her hair, and I want to rescue her kitty cat.

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[info]bittermonkey
2004-06-28 09:12 pm UTC (link)
Oh. MY. GOD!!! Fucking BITCH!!! Tell me, WHY the fuck are these people allowed to breed? Huh? My blood pressure is risING over this!!! Can we find out where she lives and steal any of her animals?

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[info]bites_the_sun
2004-06-29 04:09 am UTC (link)
And then drop an incendiary device on the way out ......

Fantasies. I have them. Ergh.

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[info]greenjeanz
2004-06-28 09:44 pm UTC (link)
She is living proof that God does indeed make mistakes.
I hope a dog mauls her.

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Disgusting
[info]bravewolf
2004-06-28 09:47 pm UTC (link)
All I can say to her claim that God made her... "Thank you for creating another atheist."

Bravewolf

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[info]donnaidh_sidhe
2004-06-28 09:52 pm UTC (link)
What a horrible woman. Definitely a mother of future serial killers.

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[info]ladieaj
2004-06-28 09:54 pm UTC (link)
...

:s

:s!!!

What a cunt.

Where is this all taking place, btw?

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[info]bites_the_sun
2004-06-29 04:16 am UTC (link)
http://frost.bbboy.net/momtomom-viewforum?forum=3

The pets thread.

Read it and weep.

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[info]goldeneyed
2004-06-29 03:25 pm UTC (link)
I created an account, but when I try to post it just sends me to the main page...

Hmmph. I wanted to verbally bust some skulls, too. :(

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[info]ladieaj
2004-06-28 10:09 pm UTC (link)
...

:s

:s!!!

What a cunt.

Where is this all taking place, btw?

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[info]wanderingrogue
2004-06-28 10:14 pm UTC (link)
Ooooh. An entitlement bitch, someone who advocates cruelty to animals, and she's scientifically ignorant?

Let me the fuck at her! Those people make me hope that a meteor does hit the fucking planet on a catastrophic scale.

*starts searching desperately for said message forum* Little help?

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[info]bat_cheva
2004-06-28 10:19 pm UTC (link)
From this post...

http://www.livejournal.com/community/childfree/2958970.html

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[info]wanderingrogue
2004-06-29 01:20 pm UTC (link)
Thanks. :)

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[info]roselady
2004-06-28 11:01 pm UTC (link)
I would slap that woman. If her little brat went anywhere near my beloved fish tanks.....grrrr. Yes son, abuse the animal, it's alright. If you hurt it and it fights for its life thats it's fault, not yours.

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[info]blacktigr
2004-06-28 11:10 pm UTC (link)
Okay, I read a grand total of 3 threads, and I want to commit Mommy-cide in some cases. These women have some serious problems and I doubt that anything we said there would be taken seriously.

Signed,
Puss...Out of Boots. ;)

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[info]xylen
2004-06-28 11:18 pm UTC (link)
I'd love to see her and her hellspawn try that at a friend of mine's place. Neither of them would last long trying to bug his canines since he raises wolves.

If I had a dog and lived near her, then she'd best just keep her kid and herself away from my property. If she kills or has my dog killed for biting her kid when he's being a pain in the ass, she'd better not coming pounding on my front door after dark. I might just be tempted to mistake her for someone trying to break in and euthanize her and her twat rocket with a 12 guage.

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[info]jwoulf
2004-06-29 12:43 am UTC (link)
Yup, I also know people who raise wolves. I enjoy every moment I spend with these great canines, and I plan to get wolfdog hybrids of my own eventually. I consider the wolves to be my family, and I would be willing to defend them if it ever became a necessity.

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[info]bigbigtruck
2004-06-29 08:11 am UTC (link)
(Derail)

Wolves?? Cooool... what are they like? What are wolf/dog hybrids like?

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[info]ashesoflovers
2004-06-29 12:14 am UTC (link)
Ah, this really really bothers me. I heard nearly verbatim out of the mouth of a friend of a friend. Apparently he beat the crap out of his two cats because one of them scratched his 2 yr old after the damn kid started molesting the poor things.

Results? He has two cats who started out perfectly loving and cuddly and now won't go anywhere near him. Makes me sick. I wish I could save the poor things, but I don't have room for any more fuzzballs.

Where on earth do people get the idea that it's ok to abuse an animal because it won't tolerate pain? *grrrrrrr*

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[info]iczer6
2004-06-29 12:19 am UTC (link)
Oddly enough my parents happily let the cats scratch me because the knew that I usually deserved it.

I understand wanting to protect your offspring but damnit a cat scratch or a growl isn't fatal.

Honestly if you have little kids you shouldn't have pets, and if you do have pets recognize that they are living beings who deserve kindness and respect, and that your precious little bundle of joy can be a brat.


Icz

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[info]ashesoflovers
2004-06-29 01:37 am UTC (link)
Precisely. My soon-to-be babied friends are sure to be true PNBs, they've already stated they won't get a dog or cat untilt he child is old enough to teach it to be gentle and respectful of the animal.

The guy who abused his cats just sort of shrugged and looked sheepish when I pointed out to him (as politely as I possibly could) that he hadn't taught his cats a damn thing, except to fear him. I also recently learned that he's been keeping them kennelled for so long that they (CATS, mind you) messed in the cage and ended up lying in it. I *really* want to hurt the guy.

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[info]emiofbrie
2004-06-29 04:26 am UTC (link)
There are 2 kenneled cats in my house right now, but they're only kenneled as a medical quarrantine (in a dog-size kennel, mind you)...until they get better from their infections, we have to keep them away from our healthy kitty. But they have their own litter box, and they're given affection and clean food and water periodically. We hope for the day that we can let them out again...

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[info]ashesoflovers
2004-06-29 05:13 am UTC (link)
See, what you are doing is caring for your pets, meeting their needs, helping them to get well.

This dude ... well, I'm guessing the poor things aren't in much bigger than a small size vari-kennel, and kept there either as "punishment" or just for the convenience of that asshat.

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[info]foster9563
2004-06-29 05:35 am UTC (link)
KILL. HIM.

My mother hates our cat with a passion, but she'd never do anything to hurt her, even if she scratched the kids (who would deserve it anyway- they play rough). People like that guy make me sick.


Adrienne.

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[info]ladytierney
2004-06-29 07:52 am UTC (link)
Is there any way you can call anonymously the SPCA or some animal cruelty group to have these animals removed from the home? Reading this almost made me lose my breakfast. People like this deserve to be locked up in a small cage and left to die in there own shit just like he is doing to these animals. I fear for our future when more and more wastes of space like this dick, appear to be the norm rather than the exception.

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[info]ashesoflovers
2004-06-30 03:05 am UTC (link)
I'm not entirely sure I could, actually. The dude lives on one of the army posts, and short of calling the MP's (which happens to be what this dickhead does for a living) not sure there's really a damn thing I could do about it.

Next time I see him I will be informing him that he can shut his mouth about abusing his pets or get out of my presence.

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[info]bigbigtruck
2004-06-29 08:13 am UTC (link)
Hell yes. My folks got a cat 4 years before I came along... if I got scratched or hissed at and whined about it to Mom, the first thing she said was, "well, what were you doing to the cat?"

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[info]bites_the_sun
2004-06-29 09:05 am UTC (link)
Who the hell beats up a CAT for daring to defend itself against a foul little toddler?

Oh. A cowardly little arsehair of a man, that's who. I'm increasingly of the opinion that many people aren't fit to have animals anywhere bear them. They treat them like toys, have no idea about animal welfare or psychology and generally just make an animal they have miserable.

I second the poster who said call the animal welfare people.

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[info]wanderingrogue
2004-06-29 01:27 pm UTC (link)
If I were you I'd report his ass to the Humane Society. People like that don't deserve to have animals.

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[info]missfuzzybunny
2004-06-29 01:57 am UTC (link)
What an asshole! Let's hope she gets mauled while she's herding her pets off to be put to sleep.

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[info]jesslla
2004-06-29 04:36 am UTC (link)
Seems austins_mommy was banned from the EZboard forum for parents and childfree. She's just as retarted there...

She'll take her son EVERYWHERE!!!!

Her BINGO thread

Wondering why we call them moos

Banned!

After being banned she started up the new board that claims to not ban anyone.

She's a stupid cunt. Some of the parents that post there are pretty level headed and seem to be intelligent, but she isn't!!!!!

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[info]bites_the_sun
2004-06-29 05:24 am UTC (link)
Oh lord, that banning thread is a scream, with all the psychotic PMs from Austins_Moo being posted. Aren't mentally-disturbed rednecks fun?

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[info]wanderingrogue
2004-06-29 02:53 pm UTC (link)
Those threads are hilarious. I could spend all day reading those.

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[info]nynomi
2004-06-29 07:14 am UTC (link)
Hey, I saw Austin and his mommy yesterday in the credit union. He was an absolute holy terror, running all over the bank lobby, yelling "No! I don't want to be quiet, I want to talk! I'm going home, I'm bored! No, I don't want 'time out'!" Wonder if it was the same Austin. Nah.

Wonder why the name Austin. Are these moos naming their offspring after Austin Powers?

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[info]greenelvish
2004-06-29 12:56 pm UTC (link)
Personally, I have always thought that anyone who would saddle their child with the name "Austin" really shouldn't be breeding. How many of them do you think have actually been to Austin?

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[info]lane
2004-06-29 07:39 am UTC (link)
Say my son does pull its tail or whatever.. IF that animal bites my son.. Sorry Fido.. You're a dead bastard! Plain and simple!

Uh. I was spanked when I pulled the cat's tail as a child. I was brought up being told, "Animals don't know better - you do."

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[info]vivian_shaw
2004-06-29 07:50 am UTC (link)
I think she has become the inaugural winner of the Woodchipper Award.


This award is reserved for those who make me cross the line of irritation all the way into full-on foaming hysterical rage. Orders of magnitude higher than the Doorknob Awards, the Woodchipper recognizes people who should be fed into the eponymous yard-clearing appliance posthaste, to prevent further pollution of the gene pool.

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[info]bites_the_sun
2004-06-29 07:56 am UTC (link)
Marvellous!

Or you going to tell her or shall I?

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[info]vivian_shaw
2004-06-29 07:59 am UTC (link)
Feel free. I need to work on the Woodchipper to fine-tune the image, but I'm sure she won't mind being the recipient of a prototype Woodchipper Award.

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[info]wild_huntress
2004-06-29 08:10 am UTC (link)
Is it odd that if (God forbid) I had a kid and the kid hurt or bothered some animal, I'd bite/ scratch the kid myself?

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[info]bludstone
2004-06-29 12:34 pm UTC (link)
Well, if shes not an animal, shes a vegetable or a mineral.

I know some cucumbers that would be offended, and shes about as smart as a small, dull rock.

So Ill go with mineral.

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[info]kitschicat
2004-06-29 03:51 pm UTC (link)
Interestingly enough, abuse and torment of animals is one of the early signs of a sociopathic personality. For instance, Jeffrey Dahmer.

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[info]debu_chan
2004-06-30 03:23 am UTC (link)
It probably would have been a better idea to put this on your personal journal. Now they are using this stuff as proof that ALL CF people as a whole endorse this and are evil childhaters what will lock their children in boxes away from the sun and air. b00 n stuff.

Dammit, not that many of us are childhaters. Sure I am, but not all.

:) And, I don't want kids locked in a box. I just want people to accept that I don't want to interact with them.

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[info]bites_the_sun
2004-06-30 11:35 am UTC (link)
*shrug*

Frankly, I couldn't care less what that particular bunch of halfwits think. They use highly inflammatory language themselves without provocation. They already think we're a bunch of child haters simply on the basis that we don't want kids or don't want to put up with badly behaved kids, and nothing that anyone says or does will convince them otherwise. That board is proof - have you seen anything that makes you think they've changed their minds one iota despite all the carefully constructed, intelligent posts by childfree members there? So basically I feel no compunction about antagonising them.

Additionally, this community is a vent space, and I intend to use it as such. It was more appropriate in my opinion to put this vent in here and not on my personal journal because most of my friends list are not particularly intersted in my more virulent childfree rants and the situation was one that pertained directly to the subject matter this community is interested in and also relates directly to previous posts on this community.

Maybe it would have been better to friends lock it, but that slipped my mind at the time.

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