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panic@chickennation.com — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 15:42:03 GMT

1.) Someone made a LiveJournal feed for the Raymondo Person website. (I don't know who, but thank you, if you're reading.) From now on, if you wish to follow the comic via LiveJournal, please EAT THE FEED:

http://syndicated.livejournal.com/raymondoperson/

2.) Raymondo Person is now accepting your generous donations! These large donations of yours will allow me to do more strips like this one:

Full info, of course, on the website.

Raymondo LJ feed?

panic@chickennation.com — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 06:57:38 GMT

Uhhh, there's a new Raymondo on the website, but it's not really new, although there is a press release you can read. It is a very silly press release.

What I wanted to ask about was setting up a LiveJournal thingy for the Raymondo website's RSS feed. I believe you have to have a paid account to set up such a thing, so, would any of you kind readers with paid accounts be willing to do me that favour? I would be very grateful.

New Raymondo!

panic@chickennation.com — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 02:42:01 GMT

More info at the website.

New Raymondo!

panic@chickennation.com — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 07:05:01 GMT

Hey! I'm doing a thing in Melbourne next month. Come and see me, if you are a Melbourne sort of person. More info at the Raymondo website.

New Raymondo!

panic@chickennation.com — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:28:15 GMT

This is it:

This too.

New Raymondo!

panic@chickennation.com — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 12:38:58 GMT

Flippy dippety doo-doo!

RARRR!

New Raymondo!

panic@chickennation.com — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 13:51:11 GMT

Streamin' semen!

New Raymondo!

panic@chickennation.com — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 14:55:31 GMT

WOWEE!!

CLICK HERE TO SEE IT AGAIN!

New Raymondo!

panic@chickennation.com — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 06:51:50 GMT

Another one?? What the hell is going on here??

New Raymondo!

panic@chickennation.com — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 16:53:16 GMT

That was it there! DID YOU LIKE IT??

Oh shit it's here too.

New Raymondo!

panic@chickennation.com — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:15:53 GMT

It is here. And here:

CRIPES! What will happen next? Things, I bet.

New Raymondo!

panic@chickennation.com — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:21:43 GMT

...sort of.

WEEEE.

New Raymondo!

panic@chickennation.com — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:22:31 GMT

NERPY NERPY DERP POOP DOOP:

BOOPLE DOOPLE

fnert

New Raymondo!

panic@chickennation.com — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 10:25:35 GMT

There is a new Raymondo Person comic strip here and also here:

New Raymondo!

panic@chickennation.com — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 10:43:04 GMT

Here. And here:

Also, there are still two BYOOOOOOTIFUL postcards left to buy!

WOWWWWW!!

Wow.

Vertigo interview

panic@chickennation.com — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 08:33:52 GMT

Golly, I was interviewed by Vertigo, the student magazine of the University of Technology, Sydney! Wowee! (Actually I was just interviewed by my friend Tracey, but SHHHHH.)

In this interview, I talk seriously about poop jokes, and waste several paragraphs banging on about what a worthless piece of shit Tim Buckley is. So pretty much what you would expect.

And following the interview, there is a pin-up-able spread of the picture I did for Rebecca for Christmas last year. It's larger than actual size!

If you want it, this is what to look for:

I guess if you walk around UTS, there will be copies lying around the place? I don't really know how it works.

Thanks, Tracey!

New Raymondo!

panic@chickennation.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:11:06 GMT

Also,

ORIGINAL ARTWORKS FOR SALE!

Quickly, buy them all before someone else does!

New Raymondo!

panic@chickennation.com — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:43:13 GMT

Aw yeah doggie.

So what's up gang.

What's happening to you.

Dear christ, what is happening?

New Raymondo!

panic@chickennation.com — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 22:52:40 GMT

And here it is:

(Here too.)

I'm gonna post new comics right here on the LJ community from now on, for those of you who use LiveJournal as your daily 'funnies page'.

The Raymondo website uses WordPress now, so for those of you using this LJ community as your Raymondo RSS feed, you might want to update to the new one.

But, I recommend that everyone keeps this community in his or her friends list! I intend to make use of it. I'll always post here about my other, non-Raymondo projects, and... and I dunno what else. But maybe something. Maybe secrets.

And keep reading Eegra. Eegra's good. We have fun over there. On Monday, I'll be putting up an interview I did with Dessgeega! Who is Dessgeega? SOON YOU WILL KNOW.

New Raymondo!

panic@chickennation.com — Fri, 16 May 2008 16:32:12 GMT

There's a girl in it. Do you recognise her?

Also! Guess what! The talented and lovable Rene Engström recorded a Raymondo Person song! It is called The Ballad of Raymondo Person and oh my gosh, that was a link to the MP3, just there!

It's in spooky, whispered Swedish, but Rene has provided this translation of the lyrics:

* * *

There once was a boy
who was called Raymondo Person
His shit was great and out of control
His name was Raymondo Person

There once was a boy
who was called Raymondo Person
His shit was great and out of control
The poor bastard Raymondo Person

* * *

Is your shit great and out of control? I know mine is... thanks to this excellent and wonderful song.

New Raymondo!

panic@chickennation.com — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:25:23 GMT

No foolin'! Here it is.

See all that cross-hatching, every line a unique stroke of my pen?

...I don't have anything to say about it, I just wanted to make sure you saw it.

Comics by me, for sale!

panic@chickennation.com — Mon, 05 May 2008 10:36:03 GMT

The Patrick Alexander Comics Warehouse
CLEARANCE SALE

I have a bunch of wonderful comics (and a couple of t-shirts) that I used to sell at conventions and whatnot, and I need to get rid of them, quite urgently -- in fact, this week would be ideal.

Here are your informations! Postage is below. All prices are in AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS.

* * *

~~The Wraith t-shirt~~

Full design image HERE.

I have TWO of these left, so do not hesitate! Order now, you pussy!

They are both LARGE in terms of what size they is.

$10.00

* * *

~~Fund Raisin zine~~

You can read all about this amazing and gorgeous,
hand-made, limited edition wonder zine HERE.

There are 19 copies left.
(And maybe three or four more, elsewhere.)

Originally it cost $42.00,
but now it only costs,
my goodness,

$15.00

And it comes with a FREE copy of each of
the other three comics I'm selling (see below),
WHILE STOCKS LAST, as they say.

* * *

Raymondo Person promo booklets #1 and #2

The first one has 14 comics in it! The second one has ten!
They each have a front cover, and a back cover!
Lordy!

50-something left of each.

40c for one
$1.00 for 3
$1.50 for 5

* * *

Pink Chickens booklet

Contains the first six episodes of Pink Chickens,
in astounding full colour!

HUNDREDS left. Help me get rid of them!

80c for one
$2.00 for 5
$3.00 for 10

Bulk orders??? Email me: panic [at] chickennation [dot] com

* * *

POSTAGE

ITEM	within Australia	International
Just Fund Raisin	FREE	$3.00
Just Raymondo booklets (up to 5 copies), OR Just Pink Chickens booklets (up to 3 copies), OR Some combination that is about the same amount (Use your own judgement here; I trust you.)	$1.00	$3.00
Anything more than the above	$3.00	$5.00
Gigantic bulk orders	Email me	Email me

* * *

HOW TO ORDER

(1.) Decide what you want. Add up how much it costs.
(2.) Add up the postage!
(3.) Add them together!
(4.) PayPal that amount to panic [at] chickennation [dot] com
(5.) Email me and tell me what you just ordered, and your address.
(6.) THE END

* * *

Whatever you do, do it NOW, TODAY. If I can't get rid of this stuff, it will probably go into the bin.

If you have an Australian bank account and want to do direct deposit instead of PayPal, email me.

I will post things on Monday, May 12th. After that... I may bin what remains, I may not. Order now to avoid misery and terror.

Also! I am still trying to get rid of most of THIS STUFF. (Those are links. Click on them.) Let me know if you want anything, and we can arrange to include it with your comics order.

I will update this post if anything sells out.

TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THESE INNOCENT, NAÏVE DISCOUNT PRICES. STICK YOUR FINGER IN. THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN DRUNK BEFORE.

MAY 12 EDIT: DO NOT ORDER ANYTHING -- IT'S ALL GONE.

New Raymondo!

panic@chickennation.com — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:51:33 GMT

HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD??

(It is here.)

And my goodness, I keep doing those comics for Eegra! And other things too. Wowsers in my trousers!

New Anders Loves Maria!

panic@chickennation.com — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:11:46 GMT

That's correct, bitches! I did another guest strip!

It won't make much sense without context, so rather than link you straight to my guest strip, I'll link you to the very first page of Anders Loves Maria, and you can read the whole thing. It won't take long, and you will enjoy it very much!

Then, and only then, will you appreciate the infinite hilarity of my guest strip.

Thanks, Rene! You are the nicest of ladies.

New Raymondo!

panic@chickennation.com — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:43:14 GMT

Part two of the thing! Here it is!

There comes a time in a man's life when he has to go to bed.