07 May 2007 @ 05:42 pm
WELCOME/RULES  

Welcome to

[info]cheap_knockoffs. Turn around if you're in a good mood.

RULES:
1. READ THE DAMN RULES.
2. You know what? We're not going to be nice here. That's not how we do it. If someone rips you off, or steals your stuff to claim as their own, it makes you fucking angry. This is a place to rant your ass off, not to try and mollycoddle someone who is a thief.
3. ALL POSTS ARE PUBLIC. MEMBERSHIP, HOWEVER, IS MODERATED. Don't get us wrong--we want you in this community. Unless you are, in fact, a troll. Trolls get a very special post all to themselves, where they will be severely ridiculed for being asshats. Stay the hell out.
EDIT: Yeah, no. LJ TOS and all that jazz.
4. Feel free to post the accusee's name and offense in your rant. I don't care. Just make sure any images bigger than 600x600 pixels go behind an LJ-Cut.
5. Thieves: DO. NOT. START. WARS. Want to talk? Fine. DO IT HERE. Want to spam, and yell, and act like a jackass? Go do it in your own journal. DON'T GO TO THE PERSON WHO CALLED YOU OUT'S JOURNAL AND TROLL THEM. Use your goddamn brain and grow up. They will block and ban you from their journal. It's that easy.
6. Tag your entry with whatever medium you're ranting about. IE Icons, videos, headers, layouts, codes, etc. You get the idea.
7. We aren't [info]iconrants. Don't like a style of icon, or that really annoying texture that's all the rage? That's nice. Don't talk about it here. This isn't the place for it.
8. Points for whoever's post is the most snarky. We like snarky. It's hot.
And, finally:
9. Have a good fucking time. You know you love it.

Apply. You'll be accepted. You'll be kicked out if you turn out to be an asshat. Easy as pie.
Have a question? Contact me at grissoms_csi@hotmail.com. DO NOT GO TO MY JOURNAL. That's my place. E-Mail me instead.

Feel free to pimp the comm around. We would love affiliates and, oh, I don't know, members.