| Fritz Kusch ( @ 2009-06-25 16:02:00 |
| Entry tags: | fritz4now |
Are you scared of the [insert object here] ?
1.) Water.
Not puddles, or squirt guns, or raindrops---I'm talking deep, cold, dark, water. Think ocean--or rivers--large lakes. I can't swim. I will never learn how to swim. Drowning is a given.
2.) Boats---see above.
3.) Eternal Servitude
Wait...you really need this one spelled out? Come on! Think about it! It's a horrible thought---consider it for a bit.
4.) Hairless Cats
I truly believe they are some sort of lesser-demon.