What seemed like an innocent conversation soon proved to be some anti-CF troll. It started out nice with him concerned that I might be sued by the psycho-family. Then it was talking about my 'history with asians' (um.. yeah.. I speak some mandarin, japanese, a little cantonese and korean, and I used to work in a chinese restaurant.. yup.. big history with them). Then I was told "Mind if I ask you a question about asian culture?" and this is what ensued...
[19:53] Ilthuain: Heehee... that too. ;-) They're like obsessed with bathing, right?
[19:53] TiggyWuff: Sometimes yes.
[19:53] TiggyWuff: I know some japanese toilets have little wands that come out and wash your ass while you're squatting.
[19:53] Ilthuain: Which is why they're sometimes called 'self cleaning asians.'....
[19:53] TiggyWuff: They're also very um.. toilet stuff is taboo.
[19:53] TiggyWuff: Most washrooms in japan have what's called an ota-hime
[19:54] TiggyWuff: So when a woman or man has to fart, they can put their hand over it and it makes a flushing noise.
[19:54] TiggyWuff: *lol*
[19:54] Ilthuain: NO WAIT, THAT WOULD BE SELF CLEANING ANUS MY BAD
[19:54] Ilthuain: BABA BOOEY ba ba baaa BOOEY
[19:54] Ilthuain: BABA BOOEY ba ba baaa BOOEY
[19:54] Ilthuain: BABA BOOEY ba ba baaa BOOEY
[19:54] TiggyWuff: *rimshot*
[19:54] Ilthuain: Grow a pair, fag. Stop running over asian babies.
[19:54] Ilthuain: BABA BOOEY ba ba baaa BOOEY
[19:54] Ilthuain: BABA BOOEY ba ba baaa BOOEY
[19:54] TiggyWuff: *lol*
[19:54] Ilthuain: BABA BOOEY ba ba baaa BOOEY
[19:55] TiggyWuff: Yes. I purposely steer myself into their path to trip over them. ZOMG
[19:55] Ilthuain: Seriously dude, for a guy that hates pussy, you sure are one.
[19:55] Ilthuain: I mean, really. You're giving us a bad name
[19:55] TiggyWuff: Why? Because I didn't haul off and crack him one?
[19:55] TiggyWuff: :P
[19:56] TiggyWuff: Pardon me for demonstrating some class.
[19:56] Ilthuain: By US, I of course mean humanity.
[19:56] Ilthuain: You and your other CF drones just need to suck it up and stop with the crying.
[19:57] TiggyWuff: *lol* Troll. :) Have fun. Byebye.
There was more conversation prior to this, but I'm just pasting the troll part. *eyeroll* Oh well. It was amusing briefly.
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[19:53] Ilthuain: Heehee... that too. ;-) They're like obsessed with bathing, right?
[19:53] TiggyWuff: Sometimes yes.
[19:53] TiggyWuff: I know some japanese toilets have little wands that come out and wash your ass while you're squatting.
[19:53] Ilthuain: Which is why they're sometimes called 'self cleaning asians.'....
[19:53] TiggyWuff: They're also very um.. toilet stuff is taboo.
[19:53] TiggyWuff: Most washrooms in japan have what's called an ota-hime
[19:54] TiggyWuff: So when a woman or man has to fart, they can put their hand over it and it makes a flushing noise.
[19:54] TiggyWuff: *lol*
[19:54] Ilthuain: NO WAIT, THAT WOULD BE SELF CLEANING ANUS MY BAD
[19:54] Ilthuain: BABA BOOEY ba ba baaa BOOEY
[19:54] Ilthuain: BABA BOOEY ba ba baaa BOOEY
[19:54] Ilthuain: BABA BOOEY ba ba baaa BOOEY
[19:54] TiggyWuff: *rimshot*
[19:54] Ilthuain: Grow a pair, fag. Stop running over asian babies.
[19:54] Ilthuain: BABA BOOEY ba ba baaa BOOEY
[19:54] Ilthuain: BABA BOOEY ba ba baaa BOOEY
[19:54] TiggyWuff: *lol*
[19:54] Ilthuain: BABA BOOEY ba ba baaa BOOEY
[19:55] TiggyWuff: Yes. I purposely steer myself into their path to trip over them. ZOMG
[19:55] Ilthuain: Seriously dude, for a guy that hates pussy, you sure are one.
[19:55] Ilthuain: I mean, really. You're giving us a bad name
[19:55] TiggyWuff: Why? Because I didn't haul off and crack him one?
[19:55] TiggyWuff: :P
[19:56] TiggyWuff: Pardon me for demonstrating some class.
[19:56] Ilthuain: By US, I of course mean humanity.
[19:56] Ilthuain: You and your other CF drones just need to suck it up and stop with the crying.
[19:57] TiggyWuff: *lol* Troll. :) Have fun. Byebye.
There was more conversation prior to this, but I'm just pasting the troll part. *eyeroll* Oh well. It was amusing briefly.
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If he contacts you again, I suggest enjoying the 'warn' button.
I thought the guy was gonna rag on me for being furry once he started that crap.. but seriously, it was kinda stupid/weird because I was having a completely normal conversation with them until that part. >.>
Too bad I can't turn into a cock magnet. *grin*
OK, the mental image I got on that well-wishing was really, reeeeeally strange. XD
WHERE'S MAH TEEF????
Even the stuff about toilets doesn't make sense -- did he say that the Japanese are called 'self cleaning asians'?
*totally confused*
Then he says "Can I ask you a question about asian culture since I'm a bit stupid about that?" and I jokingly said "Yes, the rumor is true, they're small."
Everything after that line is pasted here, cuz he asked about them being clean freaks etc, and such. Was kinda odd. *shrug*
Until this post, I had no idea it was the same person.
Apparently some people seemed to think that meant that I think that we shit soap suds or something. I was talking from a purely medical standpoint in the first place with the matter, when I had brought up that the anal passage has less bacteria than the vagina.
*rolls eyes again* People are dumb.
/sarcasm
So, let them mock. None of them were there, the parties involved have been dealt with, and the guy who assaulted me now has a file on record with the police. I'm not too worried.
I don't know where the supposed bodybuilder thing came from. I said I'm muscular predominantly on my lower body. I USED to do training and stuff, but I gave up on it, since I don't WANT to be super muscular.
I also don't know where the supposed hacking and shit and talking about kicking a child came from. *shrug* It's also racist to distinguish between respectable black people and 'niggers' (pardon the term if anyone gets offended, I do often explain that there is a SEVERE DIFFERENCE between the two.)
Eh. Whatever. I find it funny how people like to twist what I say. I also don't see anywhere that it says I'm claiming to be FLUENT in all the languages I speak. I'm rather good at japanese and chinese because I've lived around them a lot, and also worked in a chinese restaurant. The small bit of korean is being self taught, and I'm originally starting with learning from music and such.
*shrug* Oh well