Monday, September 15th, 2008
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3:32 pm
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kickupthejams
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I know this community is basically dead, but I got a few.
I often say, "...if you're picking up what I'm dropping" instead of "if you know what I mean". Like, "I'd like to fiddle around with his hard drive, if you're picking up what I'm dropping."
And this one I THINK I accidentally stole from Johnny The Homicidal Maniac/Happy Noodle Boy: "Well, spank my ass and call me Debbie." Turns quite a few heads. Use after someone says something that's surprising and unbelievable. Irony points for using it after someone says something completely obvious.
"-schwig" means fast food. Taco Bell = Taco Schwig, Subway = Schwigway, McDonalds = McSchwigs, and so on. Sometimes can be used for store names, like Wal-Schwig (not to be confused with Walschwig's).
Also, using "Your mom" with my sister. Always funny.
Her: "Wow, that car is a piece of shit."
Me: "Your mom is a piece of shit!"
Her: "...Dude. She's your mom too."
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Monday, June 16th, 2008
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8:21 am - Bro, delight.
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i_rule_yea_
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call everyone "bro"
e.i. at the doctors, "you want me to pee in this cup bro?!"
or say, if something is positive say it was a delight, not cool. a delight.
e.i. "Thanks Bro, that check-up was a delight!
I found this community today. i love it already.
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Saturday, June 14th, 2008
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10:32 am
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Sunday, November 25th, 2007
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11:45 pm
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alexmc1
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I like to add
'for those of you keeping score at home'
onto the end of statements that I make about something I just did.
For example 'I've hit three straight shots in beer pong... for those of you keeping score at home.'
the ladies love it.
also, i like to add 'the ladies love it' onto the end of things.
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Thursday, June 14th, 2007
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3:04 pm - MAN-
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2:55 pm - ".... ladies"
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carrieaki
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my friends and I have been doing this WAY too much.
just add "...ladies" to make anything sound creepy. It helps if you say "ladies" in a slightly suggestive voice.
examples:
"Let's go to the library....ladies"
"What time is the party....ladies"
"It tastes like chicken...ladies"
current mood: chipper
current music: viva voce
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Saturday, June 9th, 2007
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1:58 am
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Monday, May 14th, 2007
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10:18 pm
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Thursday, April 26th, 2007
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12:42 am - LUSTIFY!
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carrieaki
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I made up this word while playing Scrabble with someone who certainly does "lustify" me!!!!!
I'm thinking the definition is rather self-explanatory... to make horny.. or become horny. So, you can lustify someone, or become lustified... fun!
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Thursday, April 12th, 2007
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2:13 am - Sexytime
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carrieaki
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I like to use "sexytime" for any happy experience
examples:
"I love a good story, reading is my sexytime"
"Ohhh that cheeseburger was sexytime"
"Doing laundry is the anti-sexytime"
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Wednesday, February 28th, 2007
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9:42 pm - On safety
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fivestone
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Some people say "Better safe than sorry."
That's nice, but I prefer to say "better safe than salmonella"... whatever the circumstance.
Bob: You use 3 forms of contraception with your lover?
V: Hey, better safe than salmonella.
current mood: artistic
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Sunday, February 11th, 2007
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12:44 pm
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Wednesday, January 31st, 2007
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3:21 pm
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alexmc1
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When someone asks you a yes or no question, respond with
'In a word... [yes/no]'
i mean that's just good old fashioned humor
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Monday, January 8th, 2007
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4:33 pm - new catchphrases!
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trentdackmin
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1. that's what she said
the catchy part is saying it at inappropriate times.
ex
friend: my stepmom told my dad she was leaving him forever.
me: that's what she said!
2. similar but different
fun in any situation.
3. gotcha!
the best part is that just by saying this to someone you are, in effect, "getting" him/her.
ex
parent: did you steal money out of my wallet?
kid: gotcha!
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Friday, December 8th, 2006
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9:09 pm
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wasabi
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I have been using "sexy back" in a totally deadpan way.
"Did you like the cookies I made?"
"Yes, they bring sexy back."
"Why are you wearing that?"
"Because it brings sexy back."
"Why are all these books out of order?"
"Because it brings sexy back."
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Sunday, October 8th, 2006
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6:01 pm
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alexmc1
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Whenever my friend gets into a situation where he doesn't know what to say, or just an awkward situation, he likes to say
"I am wasted"
This can be preceeded by 'jesus christ' for added effect.
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i like to flip it around, and whenever anyone does something stupid I like to tell them that they are belligerantly drunk, especially when they're stone sober. you have to say it in a really accusing tone.
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Sunday, October 1st, 2006
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4:56 am - Color Me
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instantwit
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I like to say "Well color me _____!" or some variation thereof. It started off with "tickled pink" and then other colors like "an angry red," but now almost anything will do:
- Well color me ecstatic!
- Color me uncouth, because that was quite the faux pas.
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Thursday, September 21st, 2006
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1:55 pm - Just add ~ish~
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peekpu
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I seem to be the queen of catchphrases, at least in my group of friends.
So recently my favorite thing to do is add "ish". I Love it!
YOU: Do you like that Jacket?
ME: It's nice-ish.
YOU: How are you today?
ME: I'm good-ish.
Another favorite which I totally stole from 'Grey's Anatomy' but not on purpose is "Seriously". I use it all the time - Mostly in shock! Sometimes in a questioning way....
Then there is the ever impressive "You'll bounce back!" Although it is a little cold... I seem to find it amusing when people are complaining, because really, ultimately, they will in fact bounce back....
At work, because I am in a somewhat professional environment, I have stolen a line from 'Family Guy' to stop myself from swearing. "What the deuce?" as Stewie Griffin would say, has saved my ass a few times.
I think that's it for now - I'm sure there are more I can't think of right now... but with a little time....
current mood: working
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