Children, Gentlefolk, and the spider living in my corner - I have a theory. A theory fueled by the Coke and Chocolate with which I started my Sunday morning. Join me in my quest to prove it right, if you will. If not, donations are appreciated. We're going to go national. With T-Shirts.

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THE THEORY:
Lynx has indeed been designed to enabled them to find the perfect woman. It's not just marketed that way. It just truly is.

Guys, correct me if I'm wrong, want to be able to fart pass wind on their couch without being glared at. And they don't want to be told they need to shower. They want a woman with no sense of smell.

Lynx makes sure no self-respecting female with a perfectly functioning sense of smell comes within the wearer's vicinity. Or, doesn't stay there for long. The unwanted females are naturally repelled. From there, any male can feel comfortable in knowing it's only the pick-up line that can fail him in his first impression now.

July 26, 2008
Realistic Idealism
Sagittarius Daily Horoscope

A tendency to think idealistically about the direction your life is taking can work against you today. As you review your plans for the future, your goals, and the opportunities open to you in the present, your unrealistic outlook can incite you to make impulsive decisions based on emotion rather than fact. If your future seems brighter than ever, try to temper your euphoria before making life-altering decisions. After the glow of excitement has worn off, analyze your prospects pragmatically and with an eye toward possible risks. You’ll likely discover that opportunities that seem too good to be true often are. As you learn to take pride in your ability to think realistically yet optimistically today, you may find that you become adept at making life-enriching choices.

To make the most of the connection between your head and your heart when making decisions, temper your idealism with realism. Our first reactions to any situation or stimuli are often unformed emotional ones that have the potential to lead us into paths of impulsivity. It is only when we have taken the time necessary to develop a well-rounded response that we can understand the full impact of what has happened. Adopting a position of realistic idealism when you interact with the world around you allows you to form refined responses to changing circumstances. Your decisions will be uniformly positive and reflective of your conscious awareness. Your ability to think idealistically as well as realistically will help you make the most of the opportunities you are offered today.

So work was work today. At least the bay wasn't so fucking stiflingly disgusting today! Thank the deities. And, surprise surprise, there was a notice posted Thursday that our MAY bonus would be on our check yesterday. *snorts* It always happens that way... *rolls eyes*

Ended up writing some really interesting stuff today at work. Juju related stuff. Not really surprised, considering what's coming up exactly 1 week from today. *eeeks* So much time, so little to do. Wait. Strike that. Reverse it... *boggles* No wonder these things only come every 10 years!

And now, off to watch The Producers and do some crocheting. I've things to make, yo!

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Feel free to ask me any question you want on the following subjects. For the most part, I'll answer pretty much anything, but I do reserve the right to decline answering a question. If I do decline answering a question, I'll let you pick another one.

1. Friends
2. Sex
3. Music
4. Drugs
5. Love
6. LiveJournal

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Klein Sexual Orientation Grid

I scored an average of 5.52

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Does this surprise anyone? Srsly?

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Your result for What Mage Are You?...

Sage

"Time is on our side."

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