( 31 day list )
Day 21 → A recipe Instead of sharing one recipe, I'll share a whole book:

The Kitchen Survival Guide by Lora Brody.  It is an excellent book for the first time cook.  She tells you what to have in your pantry, how to buy vegetables, how to boil rice (yes, I needed this one) and she has super recipes for cornbread, barbeque chicken wings, fried rice and other things that I make all the time.  It's fantastic.

Here is my own recipe for Fried Rice that I posted last week:  Fried Rice

Title: Daughters Know Best
Authors: andrealyn and inell
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: Adult/NC17 (Overall)
Summary: Best friends, George and Joey, are worried that their dads are lonely and not as happy as they should be. When the girls realize that being sisters would be even better than being best friends, Jim & Leo’s lives will never be the same.
Word Count: 4930
Beta: florahart
Warning: Modern(ish) Day AU
A/N: Previous parts are found here. Hope y’all enjoy it!

(Fic: Daughters Know Best [3/?])

I apologize in advance: apparently I can either have paragraphs, or I can have an LJ cut. I can't have both, so I've opted for the paragraphs. But don't say I didn't warn you that this post is offensive.

Well, I have gotten off on a fine tangent this evening, and have learned more than I ever needed to know about God's plan for my lady parts.

It all started with a note I was putting in the margin of a fic I'm beta-reading, suggesting that the author use a verb other than "fisting" to describe a character's innocent grasp of his spear. I did a quick Google, intending to provide her with a reference--and got completely sidetracked when this link appeared high on the list:

Fisting and God's Will

http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html

Well, f-list, I could not resist. I had to know.

I learned some very interesting things. For example, did you know that when a husband fists his wife, he is symbolically reenacting the Biblical scene where Thomas thrusts his hand into the wound in Jesus' side?

I for one did not know that.

The article recommends that before engaging in fisting, "a Christian husband and wife should pray together and ask for divine guidance. The husband should ask that God guide his hand and work through him, and for the skill and patience to fist his wife correctly and maximize her pleasure. The wife should pray for openness and readiness to receive God’s love and grace in the form of her husband’s hand."

Personally, the only thing I love more than having dirty, dirty sex is praying about it beforehand. And nothing makes me quite so hot as regarding any penetrating member as a metaphor for God's love and grace.

Apparently, just about anything you do with your husband is fine with God--as long as it doesn't involve the dreaded man-on-man homosexuality or interfere with the natural submissive role of the wife toward her husband.

It's OK, for instance, for her to do him up the ass with a strap-on provided his submissive role doesn't extend out of the bedroom and he's not thinking about a man while she's doing it.

I am not making this up.

But wait, there's more. You won't believe this: THREESOMES ARE OK, as long as it's two women and one man, and neither of the women is very butch. Because apparently there's no proscription in the Bible against lesbianism.

And there's even more good news: fellatio is fine, as long as she swallows. Because if she spits it out, that's onanism, and you're both in trouble then.

I'm so relieved to have found this reassuring gold mine of information about what God regards as OK for me to do, and I've only begin to explore it. I have yet to read "Bondage in Christ - BDSM in a Christian Marriage," "Viagra and God's Will," or "Bare before God - Shaving and the Bible."


I just had to share.

Well, I know today isn't really Harry's birthday. But this picture is of the day of his birth :) I drew it for my fanfiction (which is not yet written to this point, but for some reason, this is the scene I wanted to draw.)

Title: Happy Birthday, Harry!
Rating: G
Characters: (baby) Harry, Sirius, James
Warnings: None
Media: Photoshop
Notes: I used a lot of Photoshop textures, filters, etc (but ALL are the crap stock ones that Photoshop came with, I'm too lazy to search and download, so credit to Photoshop!).  I wanted it to look like kind of an old pic (1980, I'd say that's pretty old).  James is the proud dad, and Sirius is the proud godfather, but he still can't resist goofing off with his best mate for the picture :)   Also, I hate backgrounds, and so the background here is a photo I found online.  

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