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 Saturday, 18 October 2008 @ 22.18 |  
2008 Secret Elf Exchange


Basics

The Quidditch Pitch's Secret Elf Exchange is an all rating, all pairing, and all time periods exchange.
+ The exchange will be anonymous until December 26th when all will be revealed
+ Does not have to be centered around Christmas
+ All Stories will be emailed to Secret Elf

The Rules

+ Sign ups start tonight October 18, 2008 the Sign up deadline is November 15, 2008 at 10:00 PM EST.
+ The deadline to turn in stories is December 22nd. We will begin posting on December 23rd and continue through December 25th.
+ If you request a gift you must be prepared to also give a gift.
+ These are ficlets the minimum length is 600 words the maximum length is 1000
+ All ratings allowed
+ All pairings allowed
+ All time periods allowed.
+ All stories must be new stories and not a part of a series.
+ All fics must be beta read and spell checked. If you do not have a beta reader please email Secret Elf and we will arrange one.
+ Stories can not be posted anywhere else until all authors have been revealed on December 26th.
+ The Captains will match pairings with authors to make sure no one receives an assignment that they can not or will not write.
+ If you can not complete your story please email Secret Elf so that we may find a pinch hitter for you.

Request Template

Please copy and paste this into your reply
TQP username:
Valid email address:
Rating you prefer receiving: GP-FG-13 or MT-RT
Rating you prefer writing: GP-FG-13 or MT-RT
Things you enjoy reading or kinks:
Squicks or things that make you want to spork your eyes out:
Three pairing requests:
Scenario (one or more):
What pairings will you absolutely not write?
What subject matter will you not write about?
Are you willing to pinch hit?
Christmas Darkmark
[info]tqpcaptains

comments 
Sunday, 19 October 2008 @ 02.37 (UTC)
TQP Username:Annie
Valid Email Address:annie@thequidditchpitch.org
Rating you Prefer receiving:any
Rating you prefer writing:: any
Things you enjoy reading or kinks: light bondage,wet Ron,humor but not necessarily crack fic, romance, fluff
Squicks or things that make you want to spork your eyes out: watersports,scat, character death, rape, loads of angst, killing Ron, making Ron a villian.
Three pairing requests: Ron/Hermione, Ron/Harry, Ron/Tonks
Scenario (one or more): Ron/Tonks-Aurors as Partners trying to resist each other.
Ron/Harry-Clueless boys who think the other one is straight
Ron/Hermione: Anything before having kids.
What pairings will you absolutely not write? Anything death eaters because I just don't do them justice. Ron/Luna, Harry/Neville, Draco/anyone.
What subject matter will you not write about? same as my squicks
Are you willing to pinch hit? Maybe
[info]tqpannie
Sunday, 19 October 2008 @ 02.43 (UTC)
TQP Username: Luvscharlie
Valid Email Address: cook7920@comcast.net
Rating you Prefer receiving:MT-RT
Rating you prefer writing: Either
Things you enjoy reading or kinks: Humour or PWP
Squicks or things that make you want to spork your eyes out: Bad characterisation, Mean!Charlie, Anything too dark.
Three pairing requests: Charlie/Tonks, Charlie/Lavender, Charlie/Alicia
Scenario (one or more): A Christmas snow; Decorating a Christmas tree, Christmas lights
What pairings will you absolutely not write? Snape/Anyone, Malfoys/anyone (except Draco/Ginny or Draco/Pansy, which I will write)
What subject matter will you not write about? Nothing too dark.
Are you willing to pinch hit? Yes.
[info]luvscharlie
Sunday, 19 October 2008 @ 02.58 (UTC)
TQP Username ceirdwenfc
Valid Email Address PM me and I will send an e-mail address
Rating you Prefer receiving:Any
Rating you prefer writing:: Any
Things you enjoy reading or kinks: Romance, Gen, Humor, post DH, Kinks: I'm pretty easy
Squicks or things that make you want to spork your eyes out: Underage, non-con, incest, mpreg
Three pairing requests: Seamus/Lavender, Lee/Angelina, Neville/Hannah
Scenario (one or more): Marriage, Christmas or any other holiday, Diagon Alley, back to Hogwarts for memorial (post DH), Leaky Cauldron at the Holidays, but don't limit yourself – As I said, I'm pretty easy, especially if the characters are in character
What pairings will you absolutely not write? I can't really write the Dark characters or Slytherins. Luna is also hard, but I would try her.
What subject matter will you not write about?Incest, underage sex, teacher/student (unless they're both adults) sex, non-con, slash (I don't equate it with the other categories, but because I simply can't write it)
Are you willing to pinch hit?Sorry, no I can't
[info]ceirdwenfc
Sunday, 19 October 2008 @ 03.22 (UTC) - I Want to be an Elf
TQP username: missgranger2
Valid email address: see e-mail sent to captains
Rating you prefer receiving: GP-FG-13 or MT-RT: Any
Rating you prefer writing: GP-FG-13 or MT-RT: Any
Things you enjoy reading or kinks: Ron and Hermione doing whatever
Squicks or things that make you want to spork your eyes out: slash, incest, bondage
Three pairing requests: none
Scenario (one or more):Christmas Eve, Christmas Day-spicy and sweet!
What pairings will you absolutely not write? slash
What subject matter will you not write about? slash, incest, rape
Are you willing to pinch hit? no
[info]missgranger2
Sunday, 19 October 2008 @ 06.19 (UTC)
TQP username: angelps7
Valid email address: sweetsugababie7@msn.com
Rating you prefer receiving: GP-FG-13 or MT-RT.. Doesn't matter, but I don't want sex in it. It can be sexy and hot and alllude to sex, but I don't want the sex to to be the center focus of the story.
Rating you prefer writing: GP-FG-13
Things you enjoy reading or kinks: Romance, Humor, light and aww-worthy but not sappy.
Squicks or things that make you want to spork your eyes out: dark, angst, death, rape, any of that dark stuff... I'm a light and romantic type of person! And no incest, teacher/student, sex or slash either, please.

Three pairing requests: **Rose/Scorpius, *Charlie/Hermione, Pansy/Harry

Scenario (one or more):
-chocolate/hot cocoa
-a magical winter/Christmas snow (not literally magic, but as in the feeling of magic)
-baking (especially gingerbread houses or cookies)
-the festive lovey-dovey feel (without going over the top sappy)
-Christmas at the Burrow, or a getaway christmas someplace else.

What pairings will you absolutely not write? slash, cross-gen, the adult characters and professors, death eaters
What subject matter will you not write about? See squicks. I write like I read.
Are you willing to pinch hit? No, sorry.
[info]angelps_7
Sunday, 19 October 2008 @ 09.15 (UTC)
TQP username: Solstice
Valid email address: oncelikeshari@livejournal.com
Rating you prefer receiving: GP-FG-13 or MT-RT All are fine with me
Rating you prefer writing: GP-FG-13 or MT-RT As above
Things you enjoy reading or kinks: Hands, scars, kissing, angst.
Squicks or things that make you want to spork your eyes out: MPreg, Slytherins described as sexy. Peeing and pooing as erotic acts. Bananas *gags* Ginny humiliating Ron.
Three pairing requests: Ron/Harry, Ron/Hermione, Ron/Seamus
Scenario (one or more): Ron can't get home for Christmas Day
What pairings will you absolutely not write? I have to write Ron with somebody. I can't write any pairing that doesn't include Ron.
What subject matter will you not write about? I really don't do fluff well.
Are you willing to pinch hit? As many times as you need, yes.
[info]oncelikeshari
Sunday, 19 October 2008 @ 14.03 (UTC) - Oh Brother!
Sorry, but I did not answer the "three pairing requests" correctly.*sighs*

Three pairing requests: Ron/Hermione, Ron/Hermione and Ron/Hermione

*smiles*
[info]missgranger2
Sunday, 19 October 2008 @ 18.41 (UTC)
TQP username: hpuckle
Valid email address: pepperoni1989@hotmail.co.uk
Rating you prefer receiving: MT-RT
Rating you prefer writing: Any
Things you enjoy reading or kinks: ROMANCE, humour, fluff, UST(OMG!YAY), freckles, hot kisses, SEX WITH EMOTIONS, PHONE!SEX, tie pulling, risk of getting caught, voyeurism, hurt/comfort, dirty talk, frotting, rimming, anal sex (including het), jealousy/posessiveness/protectiveness, desperation, domestic!fic, kissing necks, nuzzling hair/necks, couples trying a new kink for the first time (with a little dubcon), men who aren't afraid of their emotions
Squicks or things that make you want to spork your eyes out: Harry/Hermione, Watersports/scat/vomit, rape, bloodplay, knifeplay, heavy BDSM, fisting, felching, non-magic AU, MPreg, using the word "baby" as a petname (especially during sex), chan (under 15), smoking, necrophilia/cannibilism/anything extremely dark like that, no main character deaths ie. the characters involved in the pairing
Three pairing requests: Ron/Hermione, Ron/Harry, Harry/Ron/Seamus
Scenario (one or more): Completely up to you, but if you want a little idea perhaps... an unusual christmas gift. Something christmas-y would be nice, and PWP is completely fine by me!
What pairings will you absolutely not write? I'd prefer to write Ron/Hermione or Ron/Harry but if it's a struggle for you to pair me when I'm that specific I'll have a go at Any-Weasley-Man/Any-Gryffindor-Boy
What subject matter will you not write about? Anything dark... basically my squick list
Are you willing to pinch hit? No, sorry.

Edited at 2008-11-08 07:19 pm (UTC)
[info]hpuckle
Sunday, 19 October 2008 @ 19.04 (UTC)
TQP username: harrysmom
Valid email address: aymeeJ66@yahoo.com
Rating you prefer receiving: GP-FG-13 or MT-RT anything is fine
Rating you prefer writing: GP-FG-13 or MT-RT anything is fine
Things you enjoy reading or kinks: Ron/Hermione, Tonks/Charlie, Harry/Ginny, Draco/Ginny, Draco/Hermione. Just about anything goes.
Squicks or things that make you want to spork your eyes out: incest, Mean!Ron, Harry/Ron, Dean/Seamus
Three pairing requests: Ron/Hermione, Draco/Ginny, Tonks/Charlie
Scenario (one or more): Ron/Hermione Wedding night, Tonks/Charlie during Hogwarts, And any Draco/Ginny has to be AU so whenever.
What pairings will you absolutely not write? Harry/Ron
What subject matter will you not write about? see squicks
Are you willing to pinch hit? honestly, I have no idea what that is.
[info]harrysmom
Monday, 20 October 2008 @ 01.49 (UTC)
TQP username: acquiescence_
Valid email address: mallorie @ gmail dot com
Rating you prefer receiving: any
Rating you prefer writing: any
Things you enjoy reading or kinks: fluff, domesticness, dirty talk, possessiveness, little Dom/sub interaction in slash pairings
Squicks or things that make you want to spork your eyes out: bodily fluids and the like, non-con, lots of angst
Three pairing requests: Charlie Weasley/Harry Potter, Fred Weasley/Katie Bell, Cormac Mclaggen/Colin Creevey
Scenario (one or more): Home for the holidays, Warming up by the fire, playing out in the snow
What pairings will you absolutely not write? I'm not super great with femslash, or older generation pairings
What subject matter will you not write about? Non-con, necrophilia, bodily functions, generally
Are you willing to pinch hit? sure why not
[info]acquiescence_
Monday, 20 October 2008 @ 03.18 (UTC)
TQP Username: TheTrioMakesMeHot
Valid Email Address: TheTrioMakesMeHot@yahoo.com
Rating you Prefer receiving:MT-RT
Rating you prefer writing:: MT-RT (But will do any rating)
Things you enjoy reading or kinks: First time, rimming/oral, watching Harry wank, public sex, frottage, neither boy always being dominant
Squicks or things that make you want to spork your eyes out: mpreg, cross-dressing, character death, water sports, scat
Three pairing requests: Harry/Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ron, Harry/Draco
Scenario (one or more): Presumed straight boys coming to terms with their attraction to each other
What pairings will you absolutely not write? I'll try anything once
What subject matter will you not write about? Prefer to avoid stuff on my squick list
Are you willing to pinch hit? Yes
[info]triomakesmehot
Monday, 20 October 2008 @ 14.44 (UTC)
TQP username: ebb
Valid email address: ebb.fanfiction@gmail.com
Rating you prefer receiving: any
Rating you prefer writing: any
Things you enjoy reading or kinks: gen, romance, het, minor fluff, first time, love/hate, public sex, something cheery.
Squicks or things that make you want to spork your eyes out: heavy bondage, slash, mpreg, non-con, incest, crossdressing, heavy fluff that makes you want to gag.
Three pairing requests: Charlie/Fleur, Fred/Lavender, Harry/Ginny
Scenario (one or more): Christmas Eve, fireplace, snow-covered train tracks, a frozen pond, Hogwarts Express, Shell Cottage in December.
What pairings will you absolutely not write? Slash, anything with Snape, Arthur/Molly.
What subject matter will you not write about? see squicks above.
Are you willing to pinch hit? Sorry, but no.
[info]ebb_11
Tuesday, 28 October 2008 @ 13.40 (UTC)
TQP Username: hysterical hystorian
Valid Email Address: abigail89@gmail.com
Rating you Prefer receiving:GP-FG-13 or MT-RT: Any
Rating you prefer writing:: GP-FG-13 or MT-RT: Any
Things you enjoy reading or kinks: Humor, romance, fluff, Christmasy tales, family/domestic, hot boy love, voyeurism, wanking, secret love, gentle teasing & bondage;
Squicks or things that make you want to spork your eyes out: Torture, hard-core BDSM; gross stuff, Ron/Hermione
Three pairing requests: Ron/Harry; Harry/Snape; Harry/Hermione
Scenario (one or more): a Christmas story
What pairings will you absolutely not write? Ron/Hermione; Harry/Ginny
What subject matter will you not write about? hard core bdsm, torture or yucky things
Are you willing to pinch hit? YES
[info]abigail89
Friday, 31 October 2008 @ 21.29 (UTC) - In!
TQP username: SwissMiss
Valid email address: swissmiss@fictionalley.org
Rating you prefer receiving: GP-FG-13 or MT-RT ... doesn't matter
Rating you prefer writing: GP-FG-13 (I'm not great with smut, but if there's nothing else I'll give it a shot)
Things you enjoy reading or kinks: mild BDSM, humor, O. Henry surprise or twist endings (but you don't have to include any of those)
Squicks or things that make you want to spork your eyes out: violence, really crudely graphic anatomical descriptions of sex, sports (i.e. no Quidditch, please), cruelty to animals (includes bestiality), child abuse, basically anything really gross or kinky
Three pairing requests: Luna/Neville, Ginny/Sirius, Pansy/Theo; a threesome might also be fun, just add anyone to one of these pairings
Scenario (one or more): first time, mistaken identity, love potion, prisoner/captor, voyeurism
What pairings will you absolutely not write? I think I could try anything
What subject matter will you not write about? Like I said, I'm not that great with smut, but I'll give it a shot if you want me to. I also suck at writing about sports, or anything with lots of action (bit battle scenes, for example)
Are you willing to pinch hit? Okay.
[info]swissmarg
Saturday, 01 November 2008 @ 20.56 (UTC) - Yay! Elf time!
TQP username:twisted_kyttin
Valid email address:pdgt1998@yahoo.com
Rating you prefer receiving: MT-RT
Rating you prefer writing: MT-RT
Things you enjoy reading or kinks: light bdsm (spanking, cuffs, etc.) Unusual/ controversial pairings, slash, femslash, trios and moresomes, sexy humor, spicy romance, love/hate

Squicks or things that make you want to spork your eyes out: The usual gross stuff - body fluids... or umm.. solids, beastiality, blood sports, anything too dark and violent, insect, non con, extreme bondage/torture

Three pairing requests: The Golden Trio, Luna/Draco, Snape/Hermione
Scenario (one or more): Heated argument leads to unexpected passion, spending the holiday alone... or so he/she thought, an unusual gift leads to a confession

What pairings will you absolutely not write? I don't do well with the Marauders or most of the minor characters but I can try. Snape/Lucius, Bella/Voldie, most of the darker pairings...
What subject matter will you not write about? My squicks! Pairings that only involve Death Eaters
Are you willing to pinch hit? maybe... depends on how difficult my first elf request is...
anonymous
Saturday, 06 December 2008 @ 12.29 (UTC) - Is this running yet?
Is this exchange actually up and running yet? I have not received any information after I signed up above... I would hate to have someone expecting a fic from me in 2 weeks, and I never received my prompt. :-(
[info]swissmarg
Saturday, 06 December 2008 @ 18.04 (UTC) - Re: Is this running yet?
The Captain in charge of this has been laid up with a dislocated shoulder, so we haven't coordinated our volunteers yet. We will probably end up extending the deadline.

Thanks for checking in!
[info]simons_flower
Saturday, 27 December 2008 @ 22.00 (UTC)
Just wondered if our exchange is still on hold? Anything I can do to help get us going if there's still a dislocated shoulder throwing a monkey wrench into things?
[info]triomakesmehot
Monday, 29 December 2008 @ 00.52 (UTC)
Yes, it's still in limbo. The Captain in charge of the Exchange has been incommunicado for a few days. We've been trying to get hold of her to close the exchange. Until then, we're on hold. Sorry!
[info]simons_flower
Monday, 29 December 2008 @ 02.16 (UTC)
Oh, not a problem at all ... I'd just read the earlier comment about someone with a dislocated shoulder, so thought I'd offer to help if you needed me. I don't mind being on hold.
[info]triomakesmehot
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