HOW'D YOU LIKE TO SPLIT ME MUFF

WARNING, THERE IS A LOT OF WRITING IN THIS MACRO. AND IT'S PROBABLY NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY. BUT I HAD TO AT LEAST ATTEMPT TO MAKE A GOOD OMENS REFERENCE AFTER THAT BEAUTIFUL CONVERSATION THAT HAPPENED HERE.

( CLICKY )

I APOLOGIZE FOR THE LACK OF CAPS FOR THESE. BUT MY FRIEND DEVA AND I WERE TALKING AND THEN I STARTED HIDING BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE WAS SWEENEY TODD.

( AND THIS IS WHY I WAS HIDING FROM HIM. )

HEY GUYS I HOPE THIS MACRO IS WORTHY



FAIL Y/N?

HAPPY WEEKEND, FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS!

SET YOUR ODD EYES UPON THESE, AND ENJOY.

OHAHAHAHHHAA. OMG. I JUST SAW IT IN ONTD. SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T GET IT. HE'S MORE THAN JUST A ~PRETTY FACE~, A FANTASTIC BUM AND A BEAUTIFUL SINGING VOICE. HE RAPES YOU WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. HE JUST HAS TO LOOK AT YOU TO RAPE YOU.

OK, POST SOME DELICIOUS RICKMAN, YOU FREAKS.

TERRIBLE PHOTOSHOP SKILLS, BUT AWESOME AT MACROS Y/Y?

( SFW, PERHAPS NOT FOR YOUR BRAIN )


ETA: ALSO, NOW: PEDOTURPIN

( BEST THING EVER )

WHOEVER ORIGINALLY MADE THE PENIS LLAMA HAS FAR MORE .GIF SKILLS THAN ME.



NOW INCLUDING PIRELLIAMA!

FAIL? POSSIBLY. NOT AS FUNNY AS IN MY HEAD.


FLEETSTREET'S BACK, ALRIGHT!


AND FOR FUN, A TURKEY.

LOL TRUE STORY, MY FRIEND WAS TELLING ME HOW SWEENEY TODD MADE HER NEVER WANT TO EAT A MEAT PIES AGAIN AND I WAS LIKE YOU'RE KIDDING SWEENEY TODD MAKES ME SUPER HUNGRY FOR MEAT PIES!

I THINK THAT THIS WAS WHAT WAS MEANT BY THE LAST POST...



I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS ATROCITY. IT IS FAR TOO LATE AT NIGHT.
HOWEVER, I AM KIND OF PROUD WITH HOW THAT LAST FRAME CAME OUT...BWAHAHA!

MOST OF YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW BUT,

1. HEY, SUP, I'M A MOD. LIME AND RIV ARE MY GOOD FRIENDS AND WE HAVE THREESOMES ALL THE TIME AND SHAVE EACHOTHER'S LEGS AND PEACHYSTACHES WITH LIME'S SWEENEY RAZOR.

2. YES, THINGS YOU MAKE FOR THIS COMM MUST BE IN CAPSLOCK. IT'S CALLED FUCKING CAPSLOCKSWEENEY. IF YOU CREATE A MACRO SPECIFICALLY TO POST HERE FOR PENNANTS IT BETTER BE IN CAPSLOCK OR ELSE YOU CAN GTFO. AND IF YOU'RE A LITTLE BITCH ABOUT IT AND WHINE AND SAY IT'S "RETARDED", THEN YOU CAN FOLLOW gatochick14 TO THE BANCIPLE'S OFFICE.

3. THIS IS CAPSLOCK, PUSSIES.



ETA: I CHANGED THE CODING SO ALL THE LINKS SHOW UP UPPERCASE. OK?? HAPPY NOW??? NO WORRIES ABOUT YOUR URLS NOT SHOWING UP IN CAPS. PLUS THE LINKS NOW HAVE PRETTY FLASHY COLOURS WHEN YOU HOVER OVER THEM!!! WEEEEEEE!!!

THE DATE IS HARDER TO CHANGE WITHOUT DISABLING THE LAYOUT'S DEFAULT STYLESHEET AND REDOING THE WHOLE DAMN LAYOUT IN CSS SO I'M NOT GOING TO BOTHER WITH THAT.

OKAY. PENNANCE TIME. FOR MY LAST POST APPARANTLY WASN'T VERY CAPSLOCKY.

I DID MACROS. SOME I CAME UP WITH MYSELF, AND A FEW ARE LINES FROM A SONG ME AND sexyjohnlennon MADE UP.

( CUT HERE SO PEOPLE DON'T BITCH ABOUT F-LISTS. )

OKAY GUYS. I'VE GOT AN IDEA FOR A PROJECT, AND WAS GOING TO START IT SOMETIME THIS WEEK.

THE PROJECT? SWEENEY TODD: THE PLUSHIE. HE SHALL BE THE JOHNNY DEPP VERSION, BECAUSE THAT IS THE MOST RAPE-TASTIC. SO, WHAT YOU GUYS THINK? GOOD IDEA?

SO THEN I SHOOPED SWEENEY'S FACE ON IT BC I THOUGHT THE EXPRESSION WAS SIMILAR. CAPTIONS?

IT WAS NEVER DECIDED IF I NEEDED TO DO PENNANCE OR NOT, BUT JUST IN CASE, I FOUND NEW LOVERS FOR OUR DASTARDLY DUO.

SOMEONE WITH COMPLEMENTARY HAIR AND AN APPRECIATION OF SHARP BLADES...



AND SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS BURNINATION AND APPRECIATES HER BAD JOKES...

I AM SO SORRY FOR THIS FAILURE. 
             IS IT AT LEAST A LITTLE FUNNY?
Y/NO

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 I'VE HAD THIS MACRO LYING AROUND FOR THE LONGEST TIME, SO I DECIDED TO POST IT AT LAST TODAY.