HELLO. I AM MR SWEENEY TODD, OF FLEET STREET.
ALREADY I HAVE HEARD OF CAPSLOCKHOUSERP SPOKEN OF WITH GREAT RESPECT.


I HAVE JUST FOUND MY BEST FRIENDS YOU GUYS HERE IS A PICTURE:


HOW HE SMILES IN THE LIGHT!


I HAVE TO GO, MRS. LOVETT NEEDS SOME FRESH SUPPLIES FOR HER PIES. DON'T JUDGE ME.
DOES ANYONE NEED A SHAVE? I AM AN EXPERT BARBER, AND WILLINGLY OFFER MY SERVICES.

LISTEN GUYS

I'M SERIOUS

WHO SENT ME THIS SCRIPT



I TOLD  YOU I WON'T WORK WITH SCORSESE AGAIN

I'M SORRY

IT'S TOO PAINFUL

WHERE HAS EVERYONE GONE?

CAMERON? LET'S..."CHAT"

I'VE GOTTEN ENOUGH TIME TO BLOG AGAIN, AND OH EM GEE, I'VE MISSED YOU GUISE, BUT EVERYTHING SEEMS PRETTY DEAD AROUND HERE.

HAY! I WROTE A POEM, IT'S AT MY JOURNAL.

HEY GUYS, I'M KELLY. I FOUND THIS PLACE WHEN I WAS WATCHING TV. I NOTICED THIS CRANKY GUY WHO WALKS FUNNY, AND THEN I NOTICED THESE TWO CHICKS WHO HANG OUT WITH HIM WHO ALWAYS WEAR AWESOME SHOES. MY PARENTS ARE ALWAYS TELLING ME I'M FAT AND THAT'S WHY I'LL NEVER BE HOMECOMING QUEEN. WELL, I DECIDED TO STEAL MY DAD'S CREDIT CARD AND COME HERE TO GET SOME LIPOSUCTION SO I CAN TALK TO THOSE TWO CHICKS ABOUT THEIR SHOES.

ANYONE ELSE LIKE SHOES?

GUYS I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.

YOU ALL MUST MOVE TO SOUTH CAROLINA. NEW JERSEY IS FULL OF GODLESS HEATHENS. ALSO YOU HAVE TO BE IN SOUTH CAROLINA TO VOTE FOR ME.

I AM GOING TO WIN. MARK MY WORDS.

HELLO? HELLO NURSE? MY SNATCHBEAST NEEDS LOOKED AT. IT'S BEEN FEELING KIND OF LONELYTINGLY LATELY. PLEASE COME AND SEE. AND PLEASE BE A YOUNG, REDHEADED NURSE WILLING TO LOOK VERY VERY CLOSELY AND INTIMATELY. AND PLEASE SEND SOME MORPHINE.

PARTY IN JERRI'S ROOM TONIGHT!

GEORGE!!  THE EVANESCENCE CONCERT STARTS IN TWO HOURS!!  ARE YOU READY?

WOULD ANYONE ELSE LIKE TO GO WITH US???

MISTER TRITTER?  WOULD YOU LIKE TO ATTEND?  MY BFF BEN AFFLECK WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU!!

HAY GEORGE! I SAW THE BYOOTIFULL MAKEUP JOB YOU DID FOR MATT & BEN & I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO DO MY MAKEUP. THANKS IN ADVANCE!

SINCE THIS COMMUNITY IS SO FULL OF SERIOUS THESPIANS, WE SHOULD PUT ON A PLAY.  I WAS THINKING WE SHOULD START WITH THE MASTER AND PERFORM ROMEO AND JULIET.  MY BFF RSL WILL BE PLAYING ROMEO AND I WILL BE HIS JULIET, OF COURSE.  PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT PART YOU ARE INTERESTED IN!

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE'VE PLAYED STRIP DADA.

ANYONE CARE TO OFSET THE FIRST WORD? WHICH IS...

BUMPER