scary boy robots ([info]flight__) wrote in [info]capslock_vb,
@ 2008-03-04 20:41:00
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SO I WAS WATCHING 20 YEARS TO MIDNIGHT, AND HERE IS A QUERY

Poll #1149018 JUNK
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

WHO IS HIDING MORE BEHIND THEIR BLACK BOX?

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THADDEUS S VENTURE
1 (6.2%)

JONAS VENTURE JR
0 (0.0%)

JONAS VENTURE SR
2 (12.5%)

BROCK IS SO BIG THAT IT'S ACTUALLY HIS JUNK BEHIND ALL THREE OF THOSE BOXES
13 (81.2%)


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[info]terrie
2008-03-05 01:54 am UTC (link)
THAT IS UNFAIR, WE ALL KNOW HOW BIG BROCK SAMSON'S JUNK IS. ALTHOUGH I HAVE TO SAY, GODDAMN, BOTH JONASES ARE FUCKING STACKED. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, RUSTY? WHAT KIND OF A PALE TOOTHPICK WAS YOUR MAMA??

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[info]flight__
2008-03-05 02:00 am UTC (link)
WELL, BROCK'S BLACK BOX ALWAYS LOOKED A LITTLE SMALLER THAN HIS ACTUAL JUNK TO ME, WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE THEY HAD TO COVER IT (BECAUSE AMERICA IS NOT READY TO OBSERVE WITH THEIR EYES THE GREATNESS OF SAMSON JUNK), SO BOTH JONASES COULD HAVE MORE IN THEIR PANTS THAN WE CAN JUDGE OFF THIS. ALSO, I AM PRETTY SURE THAT, PROPORTIONALLY, JJ IS KICKING EVEN BROCK'S ASS.

AND PFFT, IT'S JJ'S FAULT! HE SPENT FORTY-ODD YEARS INSIDE OF RUSTY, SUCKING UP ALL THE VENTURE TESTOSTERONE. THAT'S WHY HE IS APPROXIMATELY 2 MEN (OR 1 BROCK) IN SUCH A NEAT, COMPACT PACKAGE (LULZ, PUN NOT INTENDED BUT DEFINITELY APPLICABLE)

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[info]thechar
2008-03-05 02:59 am UTC (link)
WELL I HAD TO VOTE FOR JONAS VENTURE SR. ONLY BECAUSE THIS WAS A DREAM OF RUSTY'S AND WE ALREADY KNOW HE IMAGINES HIS PAPA TO BE 11 FT. TALL SO... EVERYTHING IN PROPORTION BB!

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[info]lintwhite
2008-03-05 04:48 am UTC (link)
I KIND OF WANTED TO VOTE JJ, FOR THE SHEER WTF.

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[info]flight__
2008-03-05 04:52 am UTC (link)
I DON'T EVEN THINK IT'S REALLY THAT MUCH WTF, I MEAN, HIS BOX GOES DOWN TO HIS KNEES.

I THINK THAT, BASED ON PROPORTIONS, HE WOULD WIN, BUT HE'S JUST SO LITTLE THAT OF COURSE BROCK WINS ON ACTUAL SIZE.

EITHER WAY, JJ IS VERY OBVIOUSLY PACKING.

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[info]lintwhite
2008-03-05 04:55 am UTC (link)
LOLOLOL INORITE?

JJ IS TOTES A TRIPOD.

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