bodysnatcher ([info]niicoly) wrote in [info]capslock_sw,
@ 2008-03-29 11:41:00
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CLSW CHALLENGE OF FANFICTIONS
THIS IDEA COMES FROM [info]polly_moopers:

TAKE AWAY WHAT'S LEFT OF THE TATTERED SHREDS OF DARTH VADER'S DIGNITY. THE PERSON WHO DOES IT IN THE FEWEST WORDS WINS. BONUS POINTS FOR USING THE WORD 'ANGEL' TWELVE TIMES IN ONE FUCKING PARAGRAPH.

THE DEADLINE IS FOREVER, AND THE PRIZE IS HAVING FUN/HAVING A SMILE IN YOUR HEART

GO

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[info]howgooditcanget
2008-03-29 08:00 pm UTC (link)
DARTH VADER TURNED THE SHOWER RADIO UP. "SHORTY YOU'RE MY ANGEL, YOU'RE MY DARLING ANGEL, CLOSER THAN MY PEEPS YOU ARE TO ME" WERE THE DULCET TONES OF SHAGGY, CREATING A SOUNDTRACK TO LORD VADER'S AGONIZING ATTEMPT AT DROPPIN' A DEUCE. HE CAREFULLY REMOVED HIS CODPIECE, SETTING IT ON THE SINK RIGHT NEXT TO THE TOILET. HIS BURNT AND TINY GENITALS FLAPPED USELESSLY OUT OF HIS LEATHER PANTS, HE TRIED NOT TO LOOK AT THEM. LOOKING AT THEM WOULD ONLY REMIND HIM OF HOW HE COULD NO LONGER USE THEM AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A GROSS LOOKING PAPERWEIGHT. WAIT EXCEPT THIS IS STAR WARS OKAY THEY'RE NOTHING MORE THAN A GROSS LOOKING DATAPAD WEIGHT BECAUSE THERE IS NO PAPER IN STAR WARS.

TO BE CONTINUED UNLESS I FORGET ABOUT IT...

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[info]my_daroga
2008-04-01 04:57 pm UTC (link)
LOL TRUFAX.

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[info]howgooditcanget
2008-04-01 09:41 pm UTC (link)
SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT IT

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[info]polly_moopers
2008-03-29 08:12 pm UTC (link)
"OH MY GOD" VADER MOANED, AS TEARS DRIBBLED DOWN HIS CHEEKS, "MARISSA SHOT TREY! THERE'S NO WAY THEY CAN END THE SEASON FINALE LIKE THIS! DO YOU THINK THEY CAN BRING HIM BACK, PIETT?"

NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, ADMIRAL PIETT SOBBED AS WELL, BUT IN TERROR. HIS PLEAS FOR FREEDOM ONLY CAME OUT AS STRANGLED GRUNTS AROUND THE BALL GAG SECURED FIRMLY BETWEEN HIS LIPS.

"OH WELL, NOW THAT THE OC'S OVER, WE CAN GO BACK TO SEX. LET ME SLIP INTO SOMETHING MORE COM-- WAIT, LET ME GET INTO MY POD THAT ALLOWS ME LIMITED FREEDOM FROM MY CYBERNETIC PRISON. SIT TIGHT, CANDY PANTS."

PIETT CRIED SOME MORE.

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[info]my_daroga
2008-04-01 04:58 pm UTC (link)
POLS, WHERE IS COPIOUS MENTIONING OF "ANGEL"?

I AM FULLY BEHIND VADER/PIETT.

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[info]patientalien
2008-03-30 04:29 am UTC (link)
"THIS IS THE MOST DELICIOUS MACADAMIA NUT COOKIE," PALPATINE BREATHED, CRUMBS SPRAYING FROM HIS THIN OLD-MAN LIPS. "WOULD YOU LIKE ONE, LORD VADER?"

VADER BREATHED. "YOU KNOW I CANNOT, MY MASTER," HE REPLIED. "MAY I HAVE A V-8 INSTEAD?"

PALPATINE TILTED HIS HEAD BACK TO DRAIN THE REST OF HIS BOTTLE OF V-8. "OH, I'M SORRY, LORD VADER, THIS WAS THE LAST ONE." HE BURPED.

VADER FROWNED, BUT NO ONE COULD SEE IT. "I SHALL SEND A CLONE TO BUY SOME MORE," HE OFFERED, BUT PALPATINE SHOOK HIS HEAD.

"THE CLONES ARE PAINTING MY OFFICE," HE SAID.

VADER WOULD HAVE POUTED, BUT HE NO LONGER HAD FULL, POUTY LIPS. "BUT MY MASTER..."

"THIS REALLY IS A DELICIOUS COOKIE."

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