THE TIMING OF THIS VID MADE ME CRY. ALSO RELATED VIDEO- QUI-GON: WORST JEDI EVER. LUL.
July 25th, 2008
June 22nd, 2008
JUST WANTED TO SHARE A LITTLE PUBLIC STAR WARS STICKER BOOK EXPERIENCE WITH YOU GUYS …
THE PICTURE IS CURVED AND NOT THE BEST QUALITY, BUT IN THIS STICKER BOOK THAT I SAW, IT LOOKED SO, SO MUCH LIKE PALP WAS GIVING A THUMBS UP. I DIED. |
 (ENLARGE!) |
June 19th, 2008
AT THIS WEIRD "FACE MAKING" SITE (http://flashface.ctapt.de/), I MADE A HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN FACE:
YOU LOVE IT.
WELL, NATURALLY THIS CAME NEXT:
( I DARE YOU TO MAKE A BETTER ANAKIN THAN MINE )
YOU LOVE IT.
WELL, NATURALLY THIS CAME NEXT:
( I DARE YOU TO MAKE A BETTER ANAKIN THAN MINE )
May 13th, 2008
HOLYHEAD, Wales - A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.
Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.
[...]
Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle.
"Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes shouted as he approached.
Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon (10-liter) box of wine beforehand.
ARRRRGHHHH WIPE THEM OUT. ALL OF THEM.
Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.
[...]
Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle.
"Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes shouted as he approached.
Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon (10-liter) box of wine beforehand.
ARRRRGHHHH WIPE THEM OUT. ALL OF THEM.
March 30th, 2008
March 29th, 2008
THIS IDEA COMES FROM ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
polly_moopers:
TAKE AWAY WHAT'S LEFT OF THE TATTERED SHREDS OF DARTH VADER'S DIGNITY. THE PERSON WHO DOES IT IN THE FEWEST WORDS WINS. BONUS POINTS FOR USING THE WORD 'ANGEL' TWELVE TIMES IN ONE FUCKING PARAGRAPH.
THE DEADLINE IS FOREVER, AND THE PRIZE IS HAVING FUN/HAVING A SMILE IN YOUR HEART
GO
polly_moopers:TAKE AWAY WHAT'S LEFT OF THE TATTERED SHREDS OF DARTH VADER'S DIGNITY. THE PERSON WHO DOES IT IN THE FEWEST WORDS WINS. BONUS POINTS FOR USING THE WORD 'ANGEL' TWELVE TIMES IN ONE FUCKING PARAGRAPH.
THE DEADLINE IS FOREVER, AND THE PRIZE IS HAVING FUN/HAVING A SMILE IN YOUR HEART
GO
March 24th, 2008
March 1st, 2008
I GUESS "MALE INFLATION" AKA BEING A FAT GUY IS THE COOL NEW THING WITH STRA WRAS FANART
YOU CAN BLAMEcitizenjess AND patientalien FOR FINDING THESE. NSFW, AND NOT BRAIN-SAFE EITHER
( MY LOVER CHEWIE HAVE MADE ME PREGNANT )
YOU CAN BLAME
citizenjess AND patientalien FOR FINDING THESE. NSFW, AND NOT BRAIN-SAFE EITHER( MY LOVER CHEWIE HAVE MADE ME PREGNANT )
February 23rd, 2008
AMUSEDFebruary 20th, 2008
3PO WENT OUT OF HIS WAY TO SAY HE WASN'T ANY GOOD AT TELLING STORIES AND THEN WTH -- SCARES THE EWOKS SHITLESS TWO EPS LATER WITH A TALE FROM THE CRYPT, DARTH IMPRESSIONS INCLUDED.
EITHER HE IS A LIAR, OR WE SHOULD HAVE SPOTTED GEORGE'S CONTINUITY PROBLEM LONG AGO.
EITHER HE IS A LIAR, OR WE SHOULD HAVE SPOTTED GEORGE'S CONTINUITY PROBLEM LONG AGO.
February 19th, 2008
- GAY BROTHERS-IN-LAW
- GAY PILOT FRIENDS
- GAY JEDI SONS (DEAD OR NOT)
HAN SOLO BONING YOUNG OBI-WAN IS HOT, YES, BUT I JUST CAN'T SEE HIM AS GAY/BI! HOWEVER, EVERYONE ELSE AROUND HIM IS. HERE'S THE SHIT HE SAYS AT THE NEW REPUBLIC/REBEL ALLIANCE DINNERS WHEN EVERYONE'S MAKING OUT:
"BUT WHO DOESN'T LIKE BOOBS?"
"YOUR BUTT AIN'T MADE FOR THAT."
"I DON'T GET THIS WRONG-HOLE BUSINESS." <---eleventh_guard WROTE THAT IN A JACEN/ANAKIN FIC AND I LAUGHED FOR HOURS
"WHY WOULD THAT EVEN FEEL GOOD?"
"THERE'S NO BOOBS."
WHAT ELSE DOES HE SAY?
HAN AND JAINA'S "HEY DAD LET'S GO TO THE BAR AND CHECK OUT THE BOOBS" ADVENTURES WERE AWKWARD AT FIRST, BUT SHE IS THE ONLY GOOD SON.
- GAY PILOT FRIENDS
- GAY JEDI SONS (DEAD OR NOT)
HAN SOLO BONING YOUNG OBI-WAN IS HOT, YES, BUT I JUST CAN'T SEE HIM AS GAY/BI! HOWEVER, EVERYONE ELSE AROUND HIM IS. HERE'S THE SHIT HE SAYS AT THE NEW REPUBLIC/REBEL ALLIANCE DINNERS WHEN EVERYONE'S MAKING OUT:
"BUT WHO DOESN'T LIKE BOOBS?"
"YOUR BUTT AIN'T MADE FOR THAT."
"I DON'T GET THIS WRONG-HOLE BUSINESS." <---
eleventh_guard WROTE THAT IN A JACEN/ANAKIN FIC AND I LAUGHED FOR HOURS"WHY WOULD THAT EVEN FEEL GOOD?"
"THERE'S NO BOOBS."
WHAT ELSE DOES HE SAY?
HAN AND JAINA'S "HEY DAD LET'S GO TO THE BAR AND CHECK OUT THE BOOBS" ADVENTURES WERE AWKWARD AT FIRST, BUT SHE IS THE ONLY GOOD SON.
February 14th, 2008
January 18th, 2008
IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT AND I WANNA TALK ABOUT WHAT STRA WRAS CHARACTERS SMELL LIKE
LUKE - CHEAP COFFEE
HAN - ENGINE OIL
LEIA - RARE EXTINCT ALDERAANIAN PERFUME THAT'S OUT OF STYLE
CHEWBACCA - A DOG IN A HEAVY RAINSTORM AFTER KILLING AND EATING A SKUNK FAMILY
ANAKIN - MANLY JEDI AFTERSHAVE
PALPATINE - DISGUSTING MINTS THAT ARE SERVED FOR DESSERT IN NURSING HOMES
FANGIRLS ALWAYS WRITE ABOUT OBI-WAN SMELLING GOOD BUT I BET HE SMELLS LIKE AN OLD LIBRARY WHERE ALL THE BOOKS HAVE SWEAT STAINS
LUKE - CHEAP COFFEE
HAN - ENGINE OIL
LEIA - RARE EXTINCT ALDERAANIAN PERFUME THAT'S OUT OF STYLE
CHEWBACCA - A DOG IN A HEAVY RAINSTORM AFTER KILLING AND EATING A SKUNK FAMILY
ANAKIN - MANLY JEDI AFTERSHAVE
PALPATINE - DISGUSTING MINTS THAT ARE SERVED FOR DESSERT IN NURSING HOMES
FANGIRLS ALWAYS WRITE ABOUT OBI-WAN SMELLING GOOD BUT I BET HE SMELLS LIKE AN OLD LIBRARY WHERE ALL THE BOOKS HAVE SWEAT STAINS
January 2nd, 2008
( THE COVER FOR ~INVINCIBLE~ )
Q: WHY IS IT A MONTH LATER AND NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT HOW AMAZING JAINA LOOKS? WHY IS NO ONE ELSE LOL'ING ABOUT HOW JACEN IS JUST STANDING THERE, LIKE AN OLD MAN TRYING TO SWAT A COBWEB? WHY DO I STILL SEE NO HASTILY WRITTEN SLOPPY JAINA/JACEN SONGFIC PORN SET TO ENAVESCENCE AND/OR LINKIN PARK? WHY ARE THERE NO MSPAINTED ICONS WITH "BEAUTY IN THE BREAKDOWN" IN AN ITALICISED, SEMI-SCRIPT, PIXELIZED FONT?
A: BECAUSE EVERYONE IS TOO BUSY BEING A HATER
I HOPE JACEN FLOW-WALKS BACK IN TIME AND BECOMES ANAKIN SKYWALKER'S FATHER, THAT WOULD MAKE ME LAUGH
Q: WHY IS IT A MONTH LATER AND NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT HOW AMAZING JAINA LOOKS? WHY IS NO ONE ELSE LOL'ING ABOUT HOW JACEN IS JUST STANDING THERE, LIKE AN OLD MAN TRYING TO SWAT A COBWEB? WHY DO I STILL SEE NO HASTILY WRITTEN SLOPPY JAINA/JACEN SONGFIC PORN SET TO ENAVESCENCE AND/OR LINKIN PARK? WHY ARE THERE NO MSPAINTED ICONS WITH "BEAUTY IN THE BREAKDOWN" IN AN ITALICISED, SEMI-SCRIPT, PIXELIZED FONT?
A: BECAUSE EVERYONE IS TOO BUSY BEING A HATER
I HOPE JACEN FLOW-WALKS BACK IN TIME AND BECOMES ANAKIN SKYWALKER'S FATHER, THAT WOULD MAKE ME LAUGH
October 28th, 2007
I PROMISE YOU WONT REGRET WATCHING IT TO THE END.
October 12th, 2007
THE NEXT TIME I SEE SOMEONE POSTING AN OBI-WAN/DORME, OBI-WAN/EVERY-SINGLE-HANDMAIDEN-EVER-MEN
BECAUSE QUITE HONESTLY, THE EMBARRASSMENT OF WHAT THEY ARE DOING IS EQUAL TO EACH OTHER.
"THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE TO ME."
BECAUSE QUITE HONESTLY, THE EMBARRASSMENT OF WHAT THEY ARE DOING IS EQUAL TO EACH OTHER.
"THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE TO ME."
October 6th, 2007
BRAINSTORMING TIME!
LEIA FUCKING THE HELL OUT OF QUI-GON. HOW DOES IT HAPPEN?
MAKE IT WORK!
LEIA FUCKING THE HELL OUT OF QUI-GON. HOW DOES IT HAPPEN?
MAKE IT WORK!
September 25th, 2007
OH BOY, WHY DO I LOVE MARK HAMILL: HE LIKES ANIME CONVENTIONS, AND BEING A TOTAL JERK TOWARD LARGE TURTLES!!!
IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY! APPRECIATE HIM!