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[Jul. 26th, 2008|02:48 pm] |
SO I WAS JUST STARTING UP RED. YEAH, RED, FUCK YOUR EVERYTHING ELSE, POKEMON RED ROCKS. AND I GOT THIS CATERPIE, AND I NAMED IT "GOD SLAYER" BECAUSE THAT'S IRONIC, RIGHT? BUT THEN IT ENDS UP EVOLVING INTO A BUTERFREE, WHICH ACTUALLY IS A FUCKING BEAST.
SO... WHO ELSE LIKES BUTERFREES, BECAUSE THOSE THINGS CAN SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU UP. |
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[Jul. 14th, 2008|09:01 am] |
I THINK WE ALL AGREE THAT METAPODS ARE LAME.
WHO'S EVER GONE "FUCK YEAH, I HAVE A METAPOD!"? NO ONE.
NO ONE HAS.
YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE THEY'RE SHIT.
SOOO... ARE MILTALK'S EDIBLE? WELL? ARE THEY? |
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[Jul. 10th, 2008|11:31 pm] |
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT ROUTE BETWEEN LAVENDER TOWN AND VERMILLION CITY WOULD BE A GREAT PLACE TO MAKE OUT.
I LEFT MY HEART(AND VIRGINITY)IN KANTO. |
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[May. 3rd, 2008|01:54 pm] |
IDK WHY, BUT THIS THING JUST MAKES ME THINK OF RAYQUAZA.
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| SO UM HI |
[Mar. 31st, 2008|10:18 pm] |
I JUST JOINED THIS COMMUNITY EVEN THOUGH IT HASN'T SEEN AN UPDATE IN THREE MONTHS, BUT WAIT MY STORY GETS SADDER.
I WAS PLAYING SAPPHIRE THE OTHER DAY AND I GOT TO THAT TOWN THAT'S AN ISLAND WITH THE HOTTIEZ GYM LEADER AND THE CAVE AND ALL THE TRENDWHORES. I JUST LOOKED IN THE PRIMA GUIDE (WHICH OF COURSE I HAVE) AND IT'S CALLED DEWFORD.
SO I TALKED TO THE ONE GUY AND HE STARTED PREACHING AT ME ABOUT HOW GREAT SOME PIECE OF CRAP RAG CALLED "FAST MAGAZINE" WAS. I TOLD HIM, "HONEY, NO, YOU ARE ABOUT AS COOL AS PUBIC LICE ON A TOILET SEAT" (NO OFFENSE TO ANY LICE READING THIS) AND HE ASKED ME WHAT IS ACTUALLY COOL.
CONSIDERING I HAD JUST CAUGHT A SHROOMISH AND NAMED IT PSILOCIN, I THOUGHT I SHOULD BEND HIM UNDER PEER PRESSURE AND TOLD HIM "USING GRASS" WAS THE MOST HAPPENIN' THING TO PEOPLE WHO MATTER. HE ACTED LIKE HE ALREADY KNEW THAT BUT I WAS ABLE TO SEE THROUGH THAT FUCKING RUSE.
SO I WENT INTO THE BUILDING AND SOME LADY TOLD ME, "I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT LIFE WOULD BE LIKE WITHOUT USING GRASS!"
I WAS AMAZED AT HOW QUICKLY I HAD TRANSFORMED DEWFORD INTO THE MUNCHIES CAPITAL OF HOENN
P.S. DO YOU THINK THAT SLUTTY POKÉMON TRAINERS GET PUBIC KRABBIES INSTEAD, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO ME. |
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| I'VE COME BEARING GIFTS |
[Dec. 25th, 2007|11:26 am] |
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I'M NEW HERE. SO UM...
WELL SINCE THIS COMMUNITY SEEMS ALL DED AND ALL...YEAH I JUST WANTED TO SHARE THESE ICONS I MADE. SEVERAL ARE PRETTY CRAPPY SINCE I MADE THEM BEFORE I LEARNED THE WONDERS THAT IS GIMP. THAT AND THEY ARE MOSTLY ONE-LINERS UNTIL I KNOES HOW TO ACTUALLY FIT A WHOLE SENTENCE INTO THAT FRIGGEN BOX.
YEAH JUST TAKE THEM (YEAH I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GRID ON THIS THING)
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| CAN IT BEZ CHRISTMAS CAROLS TIEM NAO? |
[Dec. 25th, 2007|09:54 am] |
WHAT'S UP DEAD COMM?
I THOUGHT YOU'D ALL LIKE TO HAVE A CRACKTASTIC CHRISTMAS, SO I'VE UPLOADED THE POKEMON CHRISTMAS BASH FOR ALL OF YOUR VIEWING LISTENING PLEASURES.
MORE LIKE NOT-PLEASURE, BECAUSE THIS CRACK IS BANANAS.
ENJOY :B |
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| HELLO |
[Aug. 29th, 2007|08:47 pm] |
UM
HELLO
I WAS WATCHING THE FIRST MOVIE THE OTHER DAY AND NOTICED THAT PIKACHU SAYS 'PIKAPI' WHEN HE/SHE/IT (ANYONE REMEMBER THE GENDER?) IS TALKING TOWARDS ASH. IS IT JUST ME, OR IS PIKAPI POKEMONTALK FOR 'SATOSHI'?
THAT WOULD BE EPIC |
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| TANGELA IS EVIL!! |
[Aug. 19th, 2007|12:18 pm] |
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WELL IN MY GOLD VERSION I PUT MY LAPRAS (FIRST FRIDAY, AND A COUPLE WHATEVER I HAD BALLS LATER LAPRAS WAS MINE!!) IN THE DAYCARE AND WENT OVER TO GET A LICKITONGUE! CATCHING THAT WAS EASY, CATCHING THE TANGELA WAS NOT. aFTER LIKE HALF AN HOUR I FINALLY ENCOUNTERED ONE! AND YA KNOW WHAT THE LITTLE BITCH DID?? YEAH THATS RIGHT HE FLED BEFORE I COULD HIT HIM WITH ANY OF MY ATTACKS!!!! HOW COULD HE BE THAT DUMB!!! sO NOW I'M WALKING AROUND POINTLESSLY TRYING TO GET A DUMB TENGALEA RUSFING TO LEAVE UNTILL I GET ONE (WHICH IS REALLY DUMB OF ME, BECAUSE MY STRONGEST POKEMON CAN KO IT IN ONE TURN, AND MY WEAKEST IS LEVEL 2, SO NEVERMIND ABOUT THAT.) sO YEAH THATS MY ANGRY POKEMON STORY FOR THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| AND GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF, GASTRODON |
[Aug. 7th, 2007|11:57 pm] |
SEVENTY CHAIN OF VOLTORB WITH THE POKERADAR AND WHAT DID I GET?
NOTHING
AND I DONT EVEN CARE
SCREW YOU VOLTORB IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE SHINY THAN OK WHATEVER BE THAT WAY |
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[Aug. 7th, 2007|08:41 pm] |
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*SQUEES* I JUST FINISHED DOWNLOADING THE MYSTERY DUNGEON MUSIC AND IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP I'M WHITE AND HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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[Aug. 6th, 2007|12:15 am] |
HAY GUYS I'M A SAPPHIRE LLAMA WHICH IS KINDA LIKE A DIALGA, BUT THEN IT REALLY ISN'T CAUSE I CAN'T TIEM TRAVEL SRY :[
IT'S A PANIS. WANT TO PICK THEM? Y/Y |
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| ALSO CAN I SAY RACIAL SLURS, IS IT OK |
[Aug. 5th, 2007|11:55 pm] |
THIS IS A SWEET COMMUNITY
I LOVE IT
I'M SORRY I DON'T HAVE ANY SEIZURE RAVE ICONS OR HILARIOUS .GIFS, THOUGH
WILL THIS SUFFICE
WILL ANYONE EVER LOVE YOU IN A MANNER COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO MY TOTAL APATHY, SUNKERN
WAIT IS THIS A RIPOFF COMMUNITY OR A COMMUNITY MADE IN LIEU OF CLOSED-DOOR POLICIES, ETC. |
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| HAYYY |
[Aug. 5th, 2007|10:51 pm] |
WOW LOOK WE ACTUALLY HAVE NEW MEMBERS
NOW THEN, FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS. THE COMMUNITY ICON. I WAS SICK OF YOU KNOW, NOT SEEING ONE, SO I PUT A PIKACHU ONE UP THERE. IF ANYONE MAKES A BETTER ONE, LET ME KNOW BECAUSE I SUCK AND I'M SURE THERE ARE BETTER WAYS TO EXPRESS THE JOY OF THIS COMMUNITY THROUGH ICON FORM.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE.
ANYWAY, NEXT ORDER: THE COMMUNITY LAYOUT. I DON'T GET ALL THIS TECHNOLOGY, BUT I'M TEMPTED TO MESS AROUND WITH THE COLORS.
AND MAKE THEM YELLOW.
LIKE PIKACHU.
AND GOD.
AGAIN, ANYBODY WITH OPINIONS ON THIS MATTER SHOULD GIVE THEM. BECAUSE THIS PLACE MIGHT START LOOKING LIKE SOME DRUNK BITCH TRIED TO DECORATE IT. OH WAIT... |
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[Aug. 5th, 2007|10:45 pm] |
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HIYA!!!!
I'M SO FREAKIN' LAME. BECAUSE OF I BUY REALLY CHEAP THINGS OFF OF EBAY THEN I TRY AND REPAY MY MOM BY SELLING POKECARDS TO MY FRIENDS REALLY NOW HOW FREAKIN' LAME IS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I ONLY NEED 5 MORE DOLLARS UNTILL I CAN PAY MY MOM COMPLETELY) |
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[Aug. 5th, 2007|12:02 pm] |
I FIGURED THIS WOULD BE A GOOD WAY TO INTRODUCE MYSELF TO THE COMMUNITY
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SPRITE IS THAT? ): I PLAYED RED AND BLUE OBESSSIVELY BUT I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF THIS. WHY DID I NOT REMEMBER? MUST I HAVE BEEN TONGUE RAPED AND THEN MIND OBLIVIATED SO I DIDN'T REMEMBER I DUNNO. |
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| INTRO POST OR SOMETHING |
[Aug. 5th, 2007|11:44 am] |
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HI EVERYONE.
WELCOME.
MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME. OR, YOURSELF, SINCE WE HAVE ONE OTHER MEMBER.
UM. LUDICOLO. |
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