YOU HAVE NO TALENT!

NEW OPENING

2008-10-02T16:15:01Z

WOOO NEW SHIPPUUDEN OPENING

AND I STOLE THIS FROM chuunin LOL

THE BEST PART IS A NAKED NARUTO THINKING ABOUT SASUKE LOLOLOLOL *IS DED*

THIS MIGHT HAVE ALREADY BEEN POSTED HERE BUT WHATEVER

2008-09-30T19:42:39Z

THIS IS CALLED THE DRABBLE GENERATOR

IT'S ABSOLUTELY AMAZING LET'S ALL MAKE DRABBLES NOW

The Battle For The Duck

Above the cheese, Konan quacked her duck. She had been busy with the duck for hours and now wanted nothing more than an amazing cuddle or a wiggly massage from her lover Pein.

She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her jolly Pein appeared at the door, grinning weirdly.

"Put down the duck," Pein said duckishly. "Unless you want me to quack that duck on your fingernail."

Konan put down the duck. She was tasty. She had never seen Pein so purple before and it made her sparkling.

Pein picked up the duck, then withdrew a goose from his lungs. "Don't be so tasty," Pein said with a purple grimace. "A SUPER DUCK OF DOOM bit my toe this morning, and everything became hairy. Now with this duck and this goose I can duckishly rule the world!"

Konan clutched her duck-like toe subtly. This was her lover, her jolly Pein, now staring at her with a purple lungs.

"Fight it!" Konan shouted. "The SUPER DUCK OF DOOM just wants the duck for his own jolly devices! He doesn't love you, not the amazing way I do!"

Konan could see Pein trembling subtly. Konan reached out her fingernail and touched Pein's lungs duckishly. She was jolly, so jolly, but she knew only her duck-like love for Pein would break the SUPER DUCK OF DOOM's spell.

Sure enough, Pein dropped the duck with a thunk. "Oh, Konan," he squealed. "I'm so amazing, can you ever forgive me?"

But Konan had already moved above the cheese. Like the glow of an atomic bomb about to annihilate the earth, she pressed her fingernail into Pein's lungs. And as they fell together in a hairy fit of love, the duck lay on the floor, sparkling and forgotten.

THIS DOESN'T COUNT AS NON-CAPSLOCK DOES IT? I DON'T WANT TO RETYPE IT ALL IN CAPSLOCK OR SOMETHING HEHE
THIS THING IS A LOTTT OF FUN

capslock_naruto @ 2008-09-28T10:43:00

2008-09-28T14:50:09Z

LOL I'M A FRICKING IDIOT. BACK TO THE PENANCE MOBILE.

I NEED HTML HELP BADLY STFU

PENNENCE!

2008-09-27T21:45:19Z

I DID MY PENNENCE BEHINDE THE CUT!!!!

YEA, THAT'S ME AN' GAI... AND THE CROTCH XD

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN CAN GO EAT MY SHORTS >:D

ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?

2008-09-26T22:17:35Z

WHAT IS THIS. PAGE 14, NARUTO CHAPTER 418.

http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/418/14/

SOMETHING TRULY WTF - WORTHY.

WHAT KIND OF MANGAKA DECIDES TO MAKE PEIN A MAN BUT NARUTO NOT A MAN? (LITERALLY SPEAKING)

THAT PEIN DUDE BODY-THING HAS NIPPLES.

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

TIPS HER HAT AND BRINGS ON THE CRACK

2008-09-23T20:42:59Z

HELLO, MY FIRST POST HERE... AND I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE MYSELF WITH A LIL CRACK ART....

LOL. SORRY FOR THE BRAIN CRACK, JUST STARTED HATING SASUKE BY A LITTLE BIT :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEER BOY

2008-09-23T01:55:32Z

GUYS IT IS SHIKAMARU'S BIRTHDAY

CELEBRATE IT

REGARDING CHAPTER 417

2008-09-19T21:00:12Z

SUDDENLY, BLACK COSPLAYERS

THOUSANDS OF THEM

SERIOUSLY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THIS IS TOTALLY COOL. IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE CHARACTERS WITH AN ETHNICITY OTHER THAN "VAGUELY ASIAN"

417 WAT

2008-09-19T16:21:41Z

LET'S TALK ABOUT 417

OK FIRST THING.....

AHAHAHAHA WHAT SUIGETSU IS A MERMAN??? I WAS GOING TO MAKE A FUNNY MANIP INVOLVING THE LITTLE MERMAID BUT THEN I GOT DRUNK AND LAZY BAWWW

RAIKAGE IS A PIMP. THE END.

SASUKE IS GOING BLIND ALREADY...LAME. OR PERHAPS THAT WAS JUST ALCOHOL AND HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE EFFECTS??

KARIN'S HAIR = SEXEH

AND WHAT ABOUT HYUGA??? WTF KONOHA, CLAN-KILLERS. ANYONE ELSE THINK KONOHA WAS SORT OF EXTREME IN SLAUGHTERING ALL OF UCHIHA? YEAH I DUNNO. EMO.

OK UR TURN...GO!

THERE SEEMS TO BE A LOT OF NEW PEOPLE JOINING LATELY.

2008-09-14T18:46:55Z

HAI.

I JOINED A FEW DAYS AGO BUT WAS TOO MUCH OF A LAZY ASS TO POST SOMETHING. BUT NOW I WANNA HAVE MY FIRST POST, EVEN IF THERE ARE 183732 "NEW COMER" POSTS BEFORE MINE BUT WHATEVER. I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY AND LULZY TO SHARE. (WELL HOPEFULLY YOU THINK ITS LULZY.)

OKAY SO I WENT TO JAPAN THIS YEAR FOR TWO WEEKS AND LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND~~~

I THINK YAMATO IS SECRETLY A VOLUNTEER FIREMAN.

WHEN I TOOK THIS PICTURE THE OTHER PEOPLE THAT CAME WITH AT ME LOOKED AT ME LIKE "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKING A PICTURE OF A FREAKING FIRE EXINGUISHER?!"
I REPLIED WITH A LOOK THAT SAID "STFU YOU DON'T UNDERSTANNNNDDDD."

I SAW THIS EVERYWHERE. ITS LIKE ALL OF JAPAN IS ONE BIG UCHIHA CLAN OR SOMETHING.

I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT KISHI HAS ABSOLUTELY NO CREATIVITY WHATSOEVER. I MEAN, I VISITED A SHIRINE CALLED INARI, ATE KITSUNE UDON, SAW THESE THINGS...THE LIST GOES ON. HE SIMPLY BORROWED SHIT AROUND HIM AND USED THEM IN NEW WAYS.

NOT TO MENTION I BOUGHT A FOX STUFFIE WHILE I WAS THERE AND NAMED HIM NARUTO. BUT THAT'S BESDIES THE POINT.

UUHHH...YEAH.

YEAH

2008-09-14T03:37:06Z

SO LIKE. I HAD THIS WEIRD DREAM ONE TIME, AND I JUST THOUGHT TO POST IT HERE.

I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS BACK IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, AND THERE WAS THIS CARNIVAL THING AT MY SCHOOL, AND FOR SOME REASON THE AKATSUKI WAS THERE.

EXCEPT TOBI WASN'T WITH THEM.

SO DEIDARA SAYS, "HEY, UN, DRESS UP AS TOBI SO IT WON'T LOOK LIKE SOMEONE'S MISSING."

I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO BUT THEY MADE ME.

SO I WENT TO THE LOCKER ROOMS, AND THERE WAS THIS HUGE RACK OF COSTUMES, AND THERE JUST HAPPENED TO BE A TOBI COSTUME THERE.

FOR SOME REASON IT TOOK ME LIKE. 2O MINUTES TO CHANGE.

SO I WAS FREAKING OUT BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO KILL ME FOR TAKING SO LONG.

BUT THEN I WENT OUTSIDE AND I COULDN'T FIND THEM.

BASTARDS DITCHED ME.

OH HAI FIRST POST 8D

2008-09-13T22:22:52Z

NOTHING SPESHUL.. BUT IN LIGHT OF THE RELEASE OF THE NEW DATABOOK, I KINDA FELT LIKE AN ASS KEEPING THIS TO MYSELF.

ESPECIALLY SINCE IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW..

FIRST POST HERE

2008-09-13T01:32:49Z

KAY SO I JUST JOINED LJ LIKE YESTERDAY AND OF COURSE THIS IS THE FIRST THING I DO. JOIN THIS COMMUNITY. YES.
THIS POST IS NOT SOLELY TO SAY HI, I DO HAVE SOMETHING REMOTELY FUNNY (MAYBE)

I PLAYED MAD LIBS TODAY

I ENDED UP WITH THIS. IT WAS LIKE AMERICAN POLITICAL MAD LIBS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
STUFF IN QUOTES IS STUFF WE PUT IN.... OBVIOUSLY XD

YANKEE DOODLE "YAOI"

(HERE'S A REALLY "EFFEMINATE" TUNE THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS. YOU CAN "FANGIRL" IT ON THE 4TH OF JULY OR PRESIDENT'S DAY)
I'M A YANKEE DOODLE "YAOI"
YANKEE DOODLE DO OR "RAPE"
A REAL LIFE "FOOLISH LITTLE BROTHER" OF MY UNCLE "NEJI"
BORN ON "HUG AN EMO DAY"
I'VE GOT A YANKEE DOODLE "HYUUGA"
SHE'S MY YANKEE DOODLE "UCHIHA"
YANKEE DOODLE WENT TO "THE FOREST OF DEATH"
JUST TO RIDE A "FEMALE BUG"
i AM THAT YANKEE DOODLE "BISHIE".

(I FIND IT FUNNY AT LEAST XD)

HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED MAD LIBS AND ENDED UP WITH NARUTO-RELATED LULZY STUFF?

(ANOTHER RESULT OF OUR MAD-LIBS: GOP APPARENTLY STANDS FOR "GAY OBNOXIOUS PENGUINS".)

NEW CHAPTER

2008-09-07T09:54:33Z

WHY AM I ALLWAYS THE FIRST TO DO THIS SHIT??

I'M DISSAPOINTED GUYS. THIS SERIES USED TO KICK ASS.
IT'S JUST MORE OF THE SAME RIGHT NOW.

SASUKE GOT A NEW POWER UPGRADE!!
SERIOUSLY, WHAT WILL BE HIS NEXT POWER? BURNING DOWN THE HOPE OF NARUTO FANS THAT THIS SERIES WILL GET BETTER AGAIN? NEVERMIND, HE DID THAT.

KARIN ALLMOST DIED.
I'M GLAD SHE DIDN'T. I WANT TO SEE SOME CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT OF HER, RIGHT NOW SHE'S JUST ONE OF SASUKE'S FANGIRLS.

HACHIBI LOST THE EPIC FIGHT, HOW SURPRISING.
I WISHED IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE EPIC THOUGH.

AM I THE ONLY ONE SURPRISED THAT JIRAIYA'S FIRST BOOK WASN'T PORN??
I AM ALSO ACTUALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH IT.

SORRY FOR THE PESSIMISTIC/SARCASTIC RANT GUYS BUT I JUST THINK THESE SERIES AREN'T WHAT THEY USED TO BE.

PEACE OUT

View Poll: NARUTO MANGA

SHEEKAHMAHROO RELATED CRACK-THINGS.

2008-09-07T06:45:16Z

HELL YEAH AT SHITTY VIZ MEDIA PRONOUNCIATION.

I WUNTED TO WAIT UNTIL THE 22ND TO POST THIS SHIT FOR SHIKAS BDAY (LOL HES OLD), BUT I WAS LIKE, "I WANT TO POST NOW." SO YAH.

SO, HERE ARE DEMOTIVATORS, ONE CRAPPY THING I PUT ON DA A WHILE BACK, AND SHITTY MS PAINT "WURKS".

WARNING: SPOILERS FOR CH 328 OR SUMTHIN, VERY CHEESY LINES, (IMPLIED) SHIKANEJI FAN CRAP, LOWERCASE IN DEMOTES AND OTHER PICS ( I HUMBLE MYSELF!) AND CERVINE RAEP (LOL NOT RLLY).

OKAY PHOTOBUCKET'S A BITCH.

HOORAY REPETITION OF PICS1

AND THE BEST (IMO) FOR LAST....

EDIT: ALL OF YOU GUYS CAN HAS A CEILING SHIKA IN YOUR ROOM! QUIT ASKING/DEMANDING ME FOR ONE!
J/K ILU GUYS. YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME LIKE AWESOME-A FOR COMMENTING. <33
....JUST MAKE SURE TO BE SENSITIVE TO HIS FEELINGS BEFORE/AFTER HE WATCHES YOU. LIKE, DON'T MAKE IT A ONE-NIGHT THING. MAYBE HE WANTS TO CUDDLE/HAVE A BUBBLE-BATH AFTERWARDS???

BAI GAIZ! ENJOI & HAVE A HAPPY REST OF GAITURDAY!

PENANCE

2008-09-05T07:38:28Z

OKAY. SO ONE OF MY FIRST ENTRIES HERE I SCREWED UP. SO NOW I AM GIVING MY PENANCE.

I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT.

THE REQUEST WAS TO SHOW GAI SPANKING SOMEONE. SO I CHOOSE MYSELF, BECAUSE I'M THE DIPSHIT THAT SCREWED UP.

AND YES I REALIZE THAT I MADE MYSELF LOOK VERY UNATTRACTIVE. THAT'S THE POINT! GAI IS THE PRETTY PRINCESS HERE.

LULZ CRAPPY SKETCH IS CRAPPY.

3RD DATABOOK BITCHES

2008-09-04T15:14:11Z

SO IN CASE YOU LIVE IN A CLOSET THE 3RD DATABOOK CAME OUT IN JAPAN AND CHAOS HAS ENSUED

POST WHAT YOU HAVE HEARD UNDER

YEAH SO ITACHI LIKES SWEET SHOPS LOLOLOL

AND KARIN COLLECTS PERFUME WTF?

APPARENTLY KISHI WOULD DATE SHIKAMARU IF HE WAS A GIRL, TO BE HONEST I THOUGHT HE'D SAY SASUKE BAWWW

ANYONE KNOW IF/WHEN THIS WILL BE RELEASED IN THE STATES?

EDIT: THIS NICE PERSON HAS A LOVELY SUMMARY OF THE BOOK!

EDIT 2: YOU WILL NOT GET DIARRHEA IF YOU DRINK SUIGETSU = BEST FACT EVAR?

capslock_naruto @ 2008-09-03T14:44:00

2008-09-03T21:46:43Z

I'M SURE YOU ALL REMEMBER THE AKASTUKI OPENING FROM A WHILE AGO? OH DEAR LORD, I DECIDED TO CHECK MY YOUTUBE SUBSCRIPTIONS TODAY...I HAVE MORE STUFF TO ICON NOW. :3

AND MR. ROARY MADE AN APPEARANCE! SQUEE!

EXCUSE ME BUT WTF R U DOIN

2008-09-02T22:48:17Z

DISNEY CONSTANTLY EXPLOITS MY INTERESTS FOR TEH MONEYZ
K I WAS BUYING MOVIES FOR A ROADTRIP YESTERDAY WHEN I NOTICED THE LITTLE MERMAID PREQUEL

AND I TOOK A CLOSER LOOK

CLOSER.

AND I PROCEEDED TO BUY IT WITHOUT REGRETS.

CHAPTER 414

2008-08-29T20:19:17Z

IT JUST GOT GAYER!!

BUT SERIOUSLY.
THE HACHIBI IS GONNA "BULLY" YOU... GREAT WORK KISHIMOTO, I'M SURE YOUR MOM IS PROUD OF YOU.

MY SASUKE SENSES TELL ME WE'RE GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER 300 CHAPTERS WITH JUST HIM ANGSTING.

THE LITTLE BIT OF THE ACTUAL MAIN CHARACTER WAS NICE THOUGH.
BUT I'M A LITTLE DISSAPOINTED WE DIDN'T GET TO SEE HOW HE FINALLY MANAGED TO USE THIS SAGE CHAKRA.

FIRST TIME POSTER, YAY.

SO THE NEW CHAPTER HUH.

DISCUSS

TOTES MY CANDIDATE

2008-08-29T02:28:17Z

SO. I HEAR THERE'S SOME KIND OF ELECTION GOING ON IN AMURIKALAND.

I'D VOTE FOR THAT.

DEAR GOD, PLEASE SHOOT ME.
AND YES, I DID MAKE THAT. I HAD A HARD TIME DECIDING WHETHER OR NOT TO DARKEN HIS FINGERS.

SO, WHO DOES THIS MAKE MCCAIN? NEJI? GAARA?

THE TRUE ORIGINAL OPENINGS.

2008-08-25T05:00:33Z

I PERSONALLY THINK THEY'RE MADE OF AWESOME.

ONE

TOO

TREE

AWESOME SAUCE

2008-08-24T04:33:42Z

I MADE A FUCKING MACRO.

KISHIMORON IS A ZELDA FAN

2008-08-23T23:11:17Z

JUST BECAUSE HACHIBI IS TENTACLE-Y ~~AND LACKED HATRED~~, GANON SHUNNED HIM.

WHAT A SAD STORY. 8(

capslock_naruto @ 2008-08-22T17:43:00

2008-08-22T21:48:26Z

BECAUSE APPARENTLY I THINK I'M HILARIOUS:

ALSO I MADE TWO ICONS:

SO YEAH ... ENJOY.

XPOSTED TO chuunin