DEAR HUDDIES:

PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUT. IMMEDIATELY.

YOUR RETARDED, OLD PERSON, SKELETOR + WRINKLY PENIS SHIP (SRY SAMN) IS ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS THIS SHOW HAS SUNK INTO THE FUCKING GUTTER.

YOU ARE ALL DISGUSTING AND HAVE NOT DADDY ISSUES, BUT FUCKING GRANDFATHER/GRANDMOTHER ISSUES, AND I RECOMMEND A PSYCHOLOGIST IMMEDIATELY.

NOW THAT WE HAVE THAT CLEARED UP, WHO ELSE LOVES GLEE? ANOTHER SHOW I CAN'T WAIT FOR FOX TO SCREW UP SOMEHOW!

THIS IS INSPIRED BY BAMBI'S POST BELOW, WHEREIN A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO USED TO BE REGULAR HOUSE CAPSCHATTERS ARE ASKING WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE NEW EPISODES

SO I GOT TO WONDERING

WHY PEOPLE AREN'T WATCHING HOUSE ANYMORE?

LOLOLOLOL YOU GUYS CHASE PUNCHING HOUSE IN THE FACE AND THEN AWKWARDLY LEAVING THE ROOM WTF HAPPENED TO THIS SHOW

DISCUSS.

http://mydrunktexts.com/view/received-texts/20135

I LOVE HOW THIS ENTIRE ARGUMENT BECAME "WELL CAMERON DIDN'T GET AIDS ON HOUSE SO IT CAN'T BE TRUE!"

OH CAMERON

EDIT- BONUS JONAS:



THE GOOD OLD DAYS

LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS

AS A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE

http://community.livejournal.com/house_md/1675538.html

DO EEET
















OR NOT









BUT I DID

WILSON SHOULD JUST FUCKING BANG CUDDY AND GET IT OVER WITH I'M REALLY TIRED OF THIS MATCHMAKER BULLSHIT IT'S SO GODDAMN OBVIOUS HE WANTS A PIECE OF THAT BONY ASS FOR HIMSELF

FUCKINGWEASIUOBGT2W WHAT THE FUCK
DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS BULLLLLLLLLLLLLSHIT

YEAH THANKS HOUSE WRITERS FOR BRINGING BACK CHASE AND CAMERON BUT FUCK YOU SO HARD FOR LETTING IT GO DOWN LIKE THIS I MIGHT GO CUT OFF DAVID SHORE'S THUMBS AND FORCE FEED THEM TO HIM I'M SO PISSED OFF

SO WITH LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE, WHICH MADE ME HURR HURR HURR A LOT, DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT THE EPISODE WAS ENTITLED "EPIC FAIL"?

DO YOU THINK THEY'RE ONTO US? Y/N/HOUSE'S BALL (SINGULAR)

SRY 4 LOWERCASE LOL

Princeton-Plainsboro is undergoing another major shake-up: Sources confirm to me exclusively that Jennifer Morrison is leaving House.

Neither Fox nor Morrison’s reps would comment, but I’m told the actress did not quit; her exit was a creative decision on the part of producers. Morrison — the first of the show’s original cast members to depart — shot her last scene earlier this week and her final episode will air in November.

HEY DUDE, WHERE'S THE PEENDANCE FOR YOUR LOWERCASING, greggyhouzer?

I HOPE YOU'RE OFFLINE AND NOT IGNORING MY REQUEST HERE FOR A BUBBLEGUM DATE WITH THE RAPPER DUDE, SUPERMAN KID, AND HOUSE INVOLVING HOPSCOTCH FROM THE OTHER NIGHT!!!

WITHOUT MY BUBBLEGUM DATE, YOU'LL MAKE CHASE CRY.

( NEW SEASON'S LOOKIN' PRETTY GOOD )

( FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MISSED HOUSE LAST NIGHT )
THAT IS ALL

WHAT KIND OF TOM FOOLERY SHOULD WE EXPECT ON TONIGHTS EPIC, 2 HOUR SEASON PRIEMERATION?

AND FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES

ARENT THEY HOT????








WELL??

OKAY SO THIS IS KIND OF OLD BUT WITH THE NEW EPISODES BLOWING HUMID AIR UP OUR BLOOMERS I THOUGHT THERE MIGHT BE SOME INTEREST. OMAR TOOK A PICTURE OF OLIVIA'S REACTION TO THE FIRST SCRIPT:




WHAT IS SHE SEEING? GUESSES IN COMMENTS! HERE'S MY OWN GUESS

YOU'RE ALL BANNED





JUST KIDDING

I WAS WATCHING A RERUN OF THAT EPISODE WHERE THE SUPERMODEL IS ACTUALLY A MAN AND HAS TESTICULAR CANCER AND FOX HAS SOME WEIRD STANDARDS
THEY CENSORED HOUSE CALLING THE DAD A HOMO AND HOUSE SAYING THEY'RE GONNA CUT OFF YOUR BALLS BUT DIDN'T WHEN HOUSE SAID SHE HAD A HEART-SHAPED ASS

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S DURING THE DAY IDK THEY DON'T WANT KIDS KNOWING ABOUT BALLS

I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD ADD A PICTURE OF CAMERON TO THIS... BUT... TOO LAZY