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THIS IS DENMARK

LOL POLONIUS DIES

Created on 2008-05-12 03:08:33 (#15573178), last updated 2009-01-24

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Description:	WE DISCUSS HAMLET IN CAPSLOCK. WE MAKE MASTERPIECES IN MS PAINT. THIS IS BLOODY DENMARK.

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WELCOME TO CAPSLOCK_HAMLET.
WE ARE A NEW COMMUNITY THAT COMBINES THE UTTERLY BROKEN ENGLISH OF THE CAPSLOCK COMMUNITY WITH THE WRITING OF SHAKESPEARE.

THE MAIN FOCUS HERE IS REALLY THE ~~BEAUTIFULLY ILLUSTRATED~~ MS PAINT ADAPTATION OF HAMLET. IT'S STRAIGHT TO THE POINT AND IS EASIER TO READ THAN SHAKEY'S LONG-ASS PLAY.

YOU CAN JOIN THE COMMUNITY, BUT POSTING IS RESTRICTED TO ME AND OTHER APPROVED PEOPLE.
IF I DONT SAY YOU CAN POST, YOU CANNOT. THE END.

THE RULES ARE SIMPLE AND AS FOLLOWS.

1. EVERY POST/COMMENT MUST BE IN CAPSLOCK. IF YOU TYPE IN LOSERCASE, YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO POST ~~NAKED~~ PICTURES OF KENNETH BRANAGH AS PENANCE. IF YOU DO NOT PENANCE, YOU WILL BE B& HARDCORE.

2. KENNETH BRANAGH IS GOD. WE ARE NOT HERE TO DEBATE HIS DIVINITY AND SEXINESS. OTHER VERSIONS OF HAMLET (ON FILM AND SCREEN) ARE AWESOME; HIS IS JUST THE BEST. END OF STORY.

3. THE COMIC IS FOR LOLING. IT IS NOT SERIOUS BUSINESS.

4. IF YOU WANT TO GAIN POSTING ACCESS TO THIS COMMUNITY, YOU MUST HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR. A FUCKING GOOD ONE. YOU MUST BE ABLE TO TURN SOMETHING AS UNLULZY AS SHAKESPEARE INTO COMEDY. IT IS NOT EASY. EXPECT A CHALLENGE.

5. "THIS IS DENMARK" IS THE ONLY "300" PARODY OF HAMLET.

6. POLONIUS/CLAUDIUS IS OUR MOTHERFUCKING OTP. HAMLET IS TOO EMOFAG TO EVER BE WITH ANYONE.

7. THERE IS NO RULE NUMBER SEVEN. RULE 6 AND 8 GOT INTO A FIGHT AND IT IS JUST HERE TO BUILD A WALL BETWEEN THE TWO.

8. WE BELIEVE LOLCAT SPEAK IS MOST APPRECIATED WHEN USED IN MODERATION. IF YOU ONLY SPEAK IN FUCKING-NONSENSE YOU WILL BE B&. THE SAME GOES FOR WEEABOO ANIME FACES (SUCH AS ^____^ O____ o >_____>).

9. EVERY DEATH IN THE PLAY IS HILARIOUS, BUT POLONIUS' IS THE FUNNIEST. THE END.

10. THERE NEEDS TO BE A RULE TEN.

ALSO, IT'S NOT A RULE, BUT POLONIUS' ONLY SUITABLE 'NICKNAME' IS 'POPO'.
NO BITCHING ABOUT THE SEIZUREY-FLASHING-BANNERS-OR-ICONS. AN EPILEPTIC MADE THEM WITHOUT SEIZURE-ING, SO, IF YOU SEIZURE, YOU'RE A PUSSY.

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bloody thoughts, capslock, diseased wits, hamlet, hey nonny nonny, kenneth branagh, lol, polonius' death, shakespeare

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