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(no subject) [Jul. 18th, 2009|06:59 am]

daphaknee
GOD HOW DO SO MANY HAIRS FIT IN ONE LITTLE PORE

THIS IS LIKE THE FORT KNOX OF PUBIC HAIRS
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(no subject) [Jul. 18th, 2009|06:59 am]

daphaknee
HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND THE LONGEST CURLIEST INGROWN HAIR EVER WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH IT
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(no subject) [Jul. 18th, 2009|06:57 am]

daphaknee
OH SHIT OKAY I FOUND IT

OW FUCK I JUST STRETCHED AND PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE THROAT
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(no subject) [Jul. 18th, 2009|06:48 am]

daphaknee
HEY WHEN THE FUCK WERE WE COUNTING OUR ORGASMS

IT IS FOR ~SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH~
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(no subject) [Jul. 3rd, 2009|06:12 pm]

jyoki
I HAVE A ONE INCH PENIS AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT COLOR HUMMER I SHOULD BUY THAT WILL BRING OUT THE COLOR OF MY PUBES SO PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE OH SHIT YOUR PENIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE MY PINKY ANYMORE
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DONGDONGERDONGEST [Jun. 18th, 2009|10:10 pm]

ishitpinecones
I HATE THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE:



EVERY TIME I SEE HIS FACE I PICTURE MYSELF FUCKING HIS MOUTH WITH MY FIST UNTIL ALL HIS TEETH POP OUT AND HE BLEEDS AND DROOLS ALL OVER THE PLACE MAKING HORRIBLE GARGLING NOISES AS HE SLOWLY PASSES AWAY

ARREST ME SEE IF I GIVE A SHIT
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(no subject) [Jun. 17th, 2009|10:03 pm]

kaptainsarcasm
STOOP KID'S AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS STOOP!!!
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(no subject) [Jun. 17th, 2009|05:05 pm]

insecurelobster
GODDAMMIT I JUST DROPPED MY TOOTHPASTE CAP IN THE FUCKIN' TOILET

IT'S ACTUALLY NOT EVEN MY TOOTHPASTE OR TOILET SO IT'S A DOUBLE WHAMMY OF MESSING UP SHIT THAT ISN'T MINE

I USUALLY HAVE THE LID CLOSED BECAUSE IT IS NOT AN UNCOMMON OCCURRENCE FOR ME TO KNOCK SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE

WHAT ITEMS HAVE YOU UNINTENTIONALLY DROPPED IN THE TOILET

LOL ONCE IN THE SECOND GRADE I DROPPED MY ~BRACELET~ INTO THE PUBLIC TOILET AT THE MALL AND MY FRIEND'S MOTHER FISHED IT OUT FOR ME, THROUGH THE URINE AND ALL

WHAT A CHAMP!
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(no subject) [Jun. 17th, 2009|03:15 pm]

kaptainsarcasm
MY DEODORANT SMELLS SO GOOD THAT IF I WERE A GIANT I WOULD USE ME AS DEODORANT BEFORE EATING ME.
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(no subject) [May. 10th, 2009|03:27 am]

howgooditcanget
IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY A MONTH AGO
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(no subject) [May. 10th, 2009|12:53 am]

auntiesamn
ITS NOT MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
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(no subject) [May. 8th, 2009|12:49 am]

auntiesamn
ITS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
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(no subject) [May. 7th, 2009|02:16 am]

daphaknee
ESTE ES UN TREN SEXXY, SI TE LLEGA SIGNIFICA QUE ERES PINCHE SEXXY.... SI TE REGRESA OTRA VEZ ERES AUN MAS PINCHE SEXXY... MANDALO A 10 PERSONAS.... SI ROMPES LA CADENA TENDRAS SEXO TERRIBLLE POR LOS PROXIMOS 30 AÑOS...... BUENA SUERTE
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(no subject) [May. 6th, 2009|10:34 am]

stephzilla
WHAT ARE SOME WAYS YOU HAVE CREATIVELY MLTI-TASKED WHILE SHITTNG? IE WRITING A PAPER, SMOKING DOOBIE, HAVING PHONE SEX ETC
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(no subject) [Apr. 29th, 2009|04:59 pm]

stevecarellpop
FUCK SWINE FLU GIMME THE BACON
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(no subject) [Apr. 26th, 2009|01:53 pm]

slinkiess
 SOMEONE PRBBLY FOUND THIS ALREADY, BUT



EVERYONE SECRETLY DOES.
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(no subject) [Apr. 25th, 2009|08:51 pm]

kaptainsarcasm
MY CAT HAS AN EAR INFECTION

WHAT SORTS OF THINGS SHOULD I STICK IN THERE TO MAKE IT GO AWAY
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(no subject) [Apr. 25th, 2009|03:40 pm]

lady_fuckin_bea
FRIENDS, ITS OKAY! I JUST LEFT MY EARTHLY SHELL SO I COULD SPEND MORE TIME HERE WITH ~YOU~


THIS PLACE IS AS DEAD AS I AM THOUGH
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OMGG [Apr. 25th, 2009|02:16 pm]

daphaknee
I DONT WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT BEA ARTHUR
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(no subject) [Apr. 18th, 2009|10:33 pm]

kaptainsarcasm
I AM REALLY BORED.

ALSO, I WATCHED THE DRAGONBALL Z MOVIE AND BOY WAS IT TERRIBLE. I MEAN IT WAS EVEN TERRIBLE BY DBZ STANDARDS. ALSO IT HAS YAMCHA IN IT. REMEMBER THAT MOTHERFUCKER? YAMCHA? YEAH. HE'S IN IT. ALSO BULMA. REMEMBER BULMA? AND CHICHI ACTUALLY FIGHTS PRETTY GOOD IN IT.

MY INTERNET BROWSER UNDERLINES YAMCHA AND BULMA AND DRAGONBALL AS BEING MISSPELLED BUT NOT CHICHI.
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(no subject) [Mar. 4th, 2009|03:53 am]

daphaknee
GUYS I GOT A PIGTAIL BUTT PLUG

IT HURTS A FUCKING LOT
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(no subject) [Mar. 3rd, 2009|08:49 pm]

helixian
DO SOMETHINNNNN.
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TRASHBAG MONDAY [Feb. 22nd, 2009|11:59 pm]

howgooditcanget
SINCE I CLEARLY DON'T CARE ANYMORE ABOUT THE UPKEEP OF THIS COMMUNITY, I GUESS IT IS ONLY FAIR TO REMOVE ALL RULES EXCEPT THE IMPORTANT ONE: EVERYTHING STILL GOTTA BE IN CAPS (YOU STILL GOTTA POST SOME DIESEL IF YOU FAIL TO LOCK IT)

WHO GIVES A SHIT LET'S GO COCKSUCKERS
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(no subject) [Feb. 21st, 2009|08:42 pm]

daphaknee
WHO THE FUCK INVENTED CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
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(no subject) [Feb. 21st, 2009|10:09 pm]

helixian
WHY CAN'T A HETEROSEXUAL GUY TELL A HETEROSEXUAL GUY THAT HE THINKS HIS BOOTY IS FLY?


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