CAPITAL LETTERS ARE A CAPITAL IDEA

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:54:43 GMT

OLD MEME? I SAY!

FRIENDING MEME

Tue, 30 Jan 2007 05:50:56 GMT

GOOD DAY, MY MERRY GENTLEMEN.

I BELIEVE THAT ALL FOPS OF THE CAPSLOCKING VARIETY SHOULD BE UNITED IN A SPIFFING BROTHERHOOD OF UNITY.

HENSE, I HAVE DEVISED A DELIGHTFUL SCHEME. PLEASE TO BE FILLING OUT THE FOLLOWING DETAILS.

NAME:
COUNTRY ABODE OF CHOICE:
MOST FAVOURED VARIETY OF TEA CAKE:
LENGTH OF MONOCLE CHAIN:

IF YE HAPPEN UPON A FELLOW FOP THAT DELIGHTS YOUR FANCY, PLEASE BY ALL MEANS INVITE THEM OVER FOR TEA.

WORDS

Thu, 04 Jan 2007 18:07:27 GMT

"PUNCTILIO" IS A RATHER ENJOYABLE WORD OF A FOPPISH BENT, WOULD YOU NOT SAY SO?

PLEASE LIST SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE FANCIFUL WORDS. I DO ENJOY FANCIFUL WORDS.

HAPPY SECULAR HOLIDAYS FELLOW CITIZENS

Sat, 23 Dec 2006 21:34:24 GMT

JUST ONE POSTCARD FROM MY SENTIMENTAL LITTLE COLLECTION.

PLEASE SHARE ANY FANCY HOLIDAY-RELATED THIS & THAT YOU MAY HAVE LURKING IN A DARK, MUSTY FOLD. BE SURE TO LIFT THE FOLDS AND SEARCH THOROUGHLY, NOW, DEAR HEARTS.

WELL HELLO THEN AND ALL THAT, EH?

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:33:35 GMT

I MUST CONFESS, MY GOOD PEOPLE, THAT I AM QUITE NEW TO THIS SPIFFING COMMUNITY FOR US FANCY PEOPLE. I CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER HOW I CAME ABOUT YOU SPORTING LOT, BUT I'M QUITE PICKLED THAT I DID. SO I THOUGHT I'D JUST POST TO SAY MY GOOD DAYS TO ALL YOU GENTLE PEOPLE.

THOUGH I MUST ADMIT THAT BEFORE JOINING THIS COMMUNITY I THOUGHT A FOP WAS THE MINSTRATIONS OF THE MALE ORGAN, AND HOW UNBECOMING IS THAT FOR A YOUNG LADY TO THINK SUCH THINGS AS THAT, SO I MUST GIVE MY THANKS TO YOU ALL FOR PROPERLY EDUCATING ME ON WHAT IS AND ISN'T THE MINSTRATION OF THE MALE ORGAN

ANOTHER QUESTION, IF YOU ALL DON'T MIND MY GIRLISH CURIOUSITY.

BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY MOUSTACHE, AS I HAVE JUST GROWN IT IN AND AM SEEKING THE WISE OPINION OF THOSE MORE EXPRIENCED THAN I.

I HOPE IT ISN'T UNSAVORY AND RUDE, BUT RATHER PLEASING TO THE EYE.

AND AS YOU CAN SEE I AM ALSO LOOKING INTO SOME SMART INVESTING. MIGHT ANYONE HAVE SOME SUGGESTIONS?

MOST HUMBLY LOVINGLY AND COMPLETELY
YOURS.

GOOD TIDINGS OF COMFORT AND JOY!

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 21:09:21 GMT

MY DARLING MATER SENT HER YEARLY HOLIDAY ADDRESS AND MOTHER WOULD BE SO PLEASED IF I SHARED W/MY BELOVED CAPSLOCK FOPS!

hi folks

simon is at it again...if i ignore him he still leaves blog comments and if i publicly humiliate him like saying he has the biggest, most awesome cock in the world, he still haunts my blog area...geesh...........oh it just makes me mad that God gave an asshole like that the greatest cock on earth...i mean, god goes and gives someone with no morals this great gift, and it can mean nothing but trouble..so i imagine simon goes stumbling thru life with this awesome cock and he is trying to press it up against people as he goes along..then some poor unsuspecting girl falls in love with this fool for no other reason than she is spellbound by the pure majesty and hardness of this outstanding male member......so simon is just goin around breakin hearts and then one day if he ever has a son, the son could inherit that "gift" and then the cycle continues.....once a woman sees this cock, there is no hope ...she is enthralled and puts up with all sorts of his madness....how did i get away??? well, i lost touch with simon and the years came between us..and i know that if i ever see him again , the best course of action is to hold up the sign of a cross and flee quickly...but folks, ya see, that is the unfairness of life...a wonderful man might have a two inch cock and then someone with no soul like simon runs around with this , this ....oh i dont even want to think about this injustice..the only one who should have a cock that good is Superman.....but, folks i have my personal reasons for not blocking simon..so there u have it...

OH MUMSY! YOU ARE A ROGUE SCAMP!

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 03:15:24 GMT

I HAVE JUST ACQUIRED A FEW LOVELY COPIES OF DICKENSIAN HEAVEN. MERRY YULE TO ALL.

Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:13:56 GMT

MY DEAR FOPPIANS,

I HOPE MOST HUMBLY THAT YOU WILL FORGIVE ME FOR THE INTRUSION OF WHAT MAY BE REGARDED AS SOMETHING AKIN TO AN UNPLEASANT POTTED MEAT PRODUCT, BUT I HAVE THE STRONG FEELING THAT SOME OF YOU MAY BE INTERESTED IN THE EXISTENCE OF capslock_holmes.

I REMAIN
YOURS TRULY AND SINCERELY
MYSELF.

WALTZES ARE FROWNED UPON, SO WE SHALL PARTAKE IN THEM IN THE DARK.

Sun, 05 Nov 2006 20:10:34 GMT

WOULD IT BE TOO FORWARD, M'LADY, IF I ASKED THAT WE ENJOY EACHOTHER'S COMPANY FOR THIS DANCE?

Sat, 14 Oct 2006 18:33:14 GMT

OH I SAY! PERHAPS WE SHALL HAVE TO VENTURE AN INVITATION TOWARDS MISS diagnosticmad!

CAST YOUR EYES UPON THIS! TURANDOT! HOW SMASHING! I SHALL HAVE TO FETCH MY LORGNETTE FROM THE HALL CLOSET! TOUT D'ALORS!

I SAY!

Sat, 14 Oct 2006 01:32:13 GMT

I RECOGNIZE A KINDRED SOUL IN THIS LAGOMORPH.

I GREATLY ENJOY TURNING MY NOSE UP AT MANY THINGS THAT AREN'T QUITE SO

http://www.birdchick.com/adventures/rabbit/index3.html

Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:34:32 GMT

WHAT HO, WHAT HO, WHAT HO!
I WAS CONDUCTING MY DAILY PERAMBLE ABOUT THIS FINE ESTABLISHMENT WHEN I STUMBLED UPON THIS SPLENDID CONJUCTION. I SAID TO MYSELF, "I SAY, I MUST REALLY JOIN THIS SOCIETY POST-HASTE AND OFFER THEM MY FINEST GREETINGS!" AND HERE I AM, OFFERING UP THE BEST CONDOLENCES TO YOU ALL. IT IS A MOST SMASHING COALITION YOU HAVE RUNNING AND I LOOK FORWARD TO HAVING A LITTLE CHAT OVER HIGH TEA SOMETIME. PIP PIP!

'EVENING LOVELIES, I'M NEW

Mon, 18 Sep 2006 06:31:13 GMT

WHAT IF SHE WAS LOST *AND* BESPECTACLED?

I LOVE IT HERE ALREADY; I KNEW THAT CRAVAT I PROCURED WOULD COME IN HANDY EVENTUALLY.

Sat, 16 Sep 2006 20:37:43 GMT

I QUITE ENJOY DICKENS

Thu, 14 Sep 2006 05:15:41 GMT

WHAT HO! WHAT HO! I BID A GOOD EVENING TO ALL THE GENTLE MEN AND GENTLE LADIES PRESENT THIS MOST SPLENDID NIGHT. I HAVE COME FORWARD TO SHARE AN AMUSING ANECDOTE STORY WITH A "PUNCH" LINE THAT WILL SURELY HAVE ALL THE COMMUNITY A-FIRE WITH LAUGHTER, OR "LOL" AS THE METROPOLITANS MAY SAY. BUT I DIGRESS!

A MUTILATED HARLOT, A TORY, A MUSTACHIOED ROBBER-BARON, A FREE SILVER DEMOCRAT, AND A BOMB WEILDING ANARCHIST ALL MEANDER INTO AN ALCOHOL VENDING ESTABLISHMENT AT THE SAME TIME. THE BAR-TENDER LOOKS UP AND SAYS, "OUT WITH YE, FREE SILVER DEMOCRAT! THIS BE AN INSTITUTION OF FAMILY QUALITIE!"

SNIFFS HAUGHTILY

Wed, 06 Sep 2006 05:34:18 GMT

HELLO, WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS DUMP THEN?

...

OOOH CANAPÉS!

Tue, 22 Aug 2006 23:45:49 GMT

GOOD EVEN TO MY FELLOW SOCIETY MEMBERS. I HOPE THE CESSATION OF YOUR SUMMER IS PASSING IN A TRULY CAPITAL MANNER (I HAVE MADE A BIT OF A JOKE! I DO HOPE IT ISN'T UNBECOMING!) I HAVE MADE A MOST INTERESTING DISCOVERY TODAY WHICH I WISH TO SHARE WITH YOU, HOPEFULLY TO THE MUTUAL SATISFACTION OF ALL INVOLVED.

ONE OF MY FEMININE FOIBLES IS A DEAR FONDNESS FOR THE WORK OF THOSE FELLOWS AND MADAMS WHO MAKE A LIVING WRITING ABOUT THE EVENTS OF SPORT; I FIND THE WAY IT CAPTURES THE IMMUTABLE, RESILIENT NATURE OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT IN VICTORY AND DEFEAT MOST SATISFYING. SUBSEQUENTLY, IN THE MID-DAY OF THIS DAY OF OUR LORD I FOUND MYSELF READING A COLLECTION OF WRITINGS BY A MOST FAMOUS MEMBER OF THIS MOTLEY CORPS. HE WAS WRITING OF ANOTHER MAN, A FELLOW OF A SCHOLARLY BENT HOLDING THE TITLE OF DOCTOR OF PHILOSOPHY, AND THIS SPORTS-WRITER SPOKE OF HIS LIFE AND HIS FAMILIARITY WITH A PASTIME MOST OF US WILL RECOGNIZE QUITE WARMLY:

"HIS ONLY IMMODERATION APPEARS TO BE HIS LOVE OF BOWLING AND HIS PROFLIGATE EMPLOYMENT, WHEN HE WRITES, OF WORDS IN CAPITAL LETTERS."

MY, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF AS I DROPPED THE BOOK IN MY LAP IN EXCITEMENT. I MUST MARK THIS WELL IN ORDER TO BEST CONVEY IT TO MY COMPATRIOTS AT A LATER DATE! FOR I KNOW HOW MANY OF US ENJOY BOWLING!

SAUSAGE TIME

Tue, 22 Aug 2006 19:29:59 GMT

TO ALL & S. I PUT THIS QUESTION:

IS THERE ANYONE YOU ARE CATEGORICALLY NOT? I MYSELF HAVE INSISTED ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS THAT I AM IN NO WAY DUPLICITOUSLY, OR CLANDESTINELY IF YOU MUST KNOW, LOUISE BROOKS. THE BARE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT I AM NOT LOUISE BROOKS IN THE SLIGHTEST.

THIS WOULD BE AN OPPORTUNE TIME TO DO AWAY WITH ANY MISUNDERSTANDINGS, MISTAKEN IDENTITIES, POORLY ENACTED SEVEN-DOOR SCENES, MASQUERADES, OR WRONG-GENTLEMAN-IN-THE-DRAPERY MOMENTS THAT HAVE BEEN CLOUDING YOUR OTHERWISE PLUMP EXISTENCES.

YOURS UNMENDACIOUSLY,
NOT LOUISE BROOKS

Sun, 20 Aug 2006 23:44:26 GMT

I BID YOU GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS, MY CAPITAL COMPANIONS! I HAVE HERE FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT A RATHER DROLL COMBINATION OF SOUND AND IMAGE. OUR FEATHERED FRIENDS UNDERSTAND THE JOYS OF FOPPERY AS WELL, IT APPEARS!

WHAT IS ALL THIS HOOHAHA

Sun, 20 Aug 2006 03:03:46 GMT

I AM HEARING CONCERNING MESMERISM HYPNOTISM, ELECTROBIOLOGY AND TABLE TURNING?

I AM LOOKING FOR A CURE FOR MY FEMALE NERVES AND MY NOVEL READING AND AM HOPING THESE SCIENCES MAY SHED SOME LIGHT ON THESE FRAILITIES.

HAS ANYONE HAD ANY LUCK W/THESE AS A TREATMENT FOR FEMALE PEEVISHNESS AND INCLINATIONS?

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 00:05:43 GMT

BIRD'S YOUR UNCLE

Tue, 15 Aug 2006 04:25:14 GMT

THIS WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE TIME FOR A FANFARE.

I AM WAITING.

I HAVE FOUND MY PATIENCE MOST UNFRUITFUL, HRMM YES? YES, WELL, FANFARES ASIDE (AS FANFARES INVARIABLY GET PUSHED), I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE PRUDENT TO SAY "WHAT HO!" TO ALL AND SUNDRY FOPS, FOPINAS, AND FOPLINGS OF THE CAPITAL VARIETY. SO--"WHAT HO!"

HERE IS A LITTLE PIECE OF ME, FOR YOU: MY DREAMS ARE INFESTED WITH 50-FOOT HIGH FOPS, CLAMBERING THROUGH THE CITIES, KNOCKING ASSORTED VEHICLES ASIDE WITH THEIR WALKING STICKS. WHY, IN THEIR CRAVATS ALONE ENOUGH BIRDS GET JAMMED TO SATISFY EVEN THE MOST VORACIOUS ORNITHOLOGISTS. I USUALLY AWAKEN AS THE RIBBON-RED MOUTHS OPEN IN UNISON TO EXPEL A BARITONE, EARTH-TREMBLING CHORUS OF "HRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMM-YEEEESSSSSS".

I SHALL NIP OFF NOW. I LOOK FORWARD TO FUTURE TELEGRAMS.

Sat, 12 Aug 2006 05:41:32 GMT

MY DEAR CHAPS,
I AM RATHER CONCERNED WITH THE FINE PROGRAMME 'ANTIQUES ROADSHOW'. THE DELIGHTFUL ORANGE GENTLEMAN WHO USUALLY PROVIDES US WITH HIS HOPSITABLE CHARMS SEEMS TO HAVE QUITE VANISHED.

MY OATH! THIS IS A PICKLE.

WORLD OF TEA CADDIES

Thu, 10 Aug 2006 18:00:12 GMT

I AM FOND OF SEARCHING FOR UNUSUAL MUSEUMS OF BOTH THE ONLINE AND THE MASONRY VARIETY

I THOUGHT PERHAPS SOME OF YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS VIRTUAL MUSEUM AS MUCH AS I DID

WORLD OF TEA CADDIES

WHAT HO WHAT HO WHAT HO!

Wed, 09 Aug 2006 15:10:21 GMT

DEAR MOST NOBLE AND ESTEEMED FRIENDS,

I AM MOST GRATEFUL TO HAVE ENCOUNTERED YOUR FINE GROUP AND ALREADY REVEL IN YOUR COMPANY. I BRING A MATTER OF DISTRESSING URGENCY BEFORE YOU, FOR I KNOW NOT WHOM TO CREDIT FOR THIS FINE ICON:

WHO MADE IT?

ANY ASSISTANCE PURSUANT OF THIS MATTER WOULD BE MOST WELCOME AND RECEIVED WITH THANKS AS BEFITS A KING, QUEEN, OR OTHER ROYAL PERSONAGE.

SINCERELY,
THE RIGHT HONOURABLE MYSELFNESS