Zoe ([info]saint_claws) wrote in [info]capslock_fops,
@ 2007-01-30 16:45:00
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Current location:THE MANOR HOUSE
Current music:SOMTHING WITH HARPS

FRIENDING MEME
GOOD DAY, MY MERRY GENTLEMEN.

I BELIEVE THAT ALL FOPS OF THE CAPSLOCKING VARIETY SHOULD BE UNITED IN A SPIFFING BROTHERHOOD OF UNITY.

HENSE, I HAVE DEVISED A DELIGHTFUL SCHEME. PLEASE TO BE FILLING OUT THE FOLLOWING DETAILS.

NAME:
COUNTRY ABODE OF CHOICE:
MOST FAVOURED VARIETY OF TEA CAKE:
LENGTH OF MONOCLE CHAIN:


IF YE HAPPEN UPON A FELLOW FOP THAT DELIGHTS YOUR FANCY, PLEASE BY ALL MEANS INVITE THEM OVER FOR TEA.


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[info]saint_claws
2007-01-30 05:52 am UTC (link)
I SHALL BEGIN THE MERRIMENT

NAME: ZOE VON LOBSTERS III
COUNTRY ABODE OF CHOICE: THISTLEWICK MANOR
MOST FAVOURED VARIETY OF TEA CAKE: SOMETHING WITH SPRINKLES
LENGTH OF MONOCLE CHAIN: THREE FEET.

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[info]colorpencil
2007-01-31 03:29 pm UTC (link)
I'VE SEEN SOME VERY NICE SPRINKLING IN MY TIME, IT'S A FINE WAY TO KEEP YOUR OPTIONS OPEN, IS IT NOT? HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT DEVILISH POWDERED SUGAR THOUGH? I FIND IT COMPLETELY OFFENSIVE! BUT THEN AGAIN ANYONE WHO HAD THE EXPRIENCE WITH THE OSTRICH AND THE CAKE THAT I HAD, WOULD INDEED.

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[info]saint_claws
2007-02-04 06:06 am UTC (link)
I TOO AM RATHER UPSET BY THE WHOLE EVENT. IT WAS A SMASHING CAME OR CROQUET, REGARDLESS OF THE... UNPLEASENTNESS.

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[info]colorpencil
2007-06-16 10:13 pm UTC (link)
I'M SORRY I SEEMED TO HAVE DIED FOR A WHILE, AND FINALLY MY GOOD JUDGMENT HAS COME ABOUT (MEANING LIVEJOURNAL JUST FINALLY DECIDED IT'D BE PLEASANT AND SEND ME AN EMAIL ON YOUR REPLY TO MY REPLY TO YOUR COMMENT.). I THINK WE'D MAKE DASHING GOOD FRIENDS, DO YOU AGREE? OF COURSE, IF YOU DON'T WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE A MANLY GLOVE SLAPPING CONTEST FOR OUR HONOURS ARE AT STAKE HERE.

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[info]saint_claws
2007-06-16 10:57 pm UTC (link)
OH, THAT WOULD BE GRAND. LET US CELEBRATE WITH CRUMPETS.

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[info]nicccc
2007-01-30 09:11 am UTC (link)
OH HO! HOW TERRIBLY SPIFFING OF YOU, OLD CHAP, AS I DO LOVE A GOOD FRIENDING MEME. I'M MOST DELIGHTED TO TAKE PART.

NAME: FLORENCE G. FIGGLEBY-HIGGLEBOTHAM-SMITH
COUNTRY ABODE OF CHOICE: TOPPING PLACE MANOR
MOST FAVOURED VARIETY OF TEA CAKE: A NICE STOUT LEMON
LENGTH OF MONOCLE CHAIN: 26 INCHES.

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[info]saint_claws
2007-01-31 09:28 am UTC (link)
LEMON? WHY GOOD SIR, THAT IS THE DEVIL'S FRUIT.

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[info]nicccc
2007-01-31 07:37 pm UTC (link)
ALAS! BUT I FIND I CANNOT RESIST A NICE LITTLE TART WHEN I SEE ONE.

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[info]saint_claws
2007-02-04 06:07 am UTC (link)
I STILL DON'T THINK THAT WAS JUST CAUSE FOR PINCHING THE QUEEN! MY HAT.

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[info]colorpencil
2007-01-30 09:46 am UTC (link)
NAME: MELANIE WINDOWPANE PINGEONFEET OSWALDO GEORGE THE VI
COUNTRY ABODE OF CHOICE: SMASHING PLACES MANOR
MOST FAVOURED VARIETY OF TEA CAKE: ANYTHING WITH MUSTARD WILL DO, THANK YOU
LENGTH OF MONOCLE CHAIN: PRECISELY 4 FEET AND 3 AND A HALF INCHES.

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[info]saint_claws
2007-01-31 09:29 am UTC (link)
SOUNDS RATHER JOLLY. ARE YOU AQUAINTED WITH BOBSIE WINDOWPANE PINGEONFEET OSWALDO GEORGE THE VI?

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[info]colorpencil
2007-01-31 03:23 pm UTC (link)
WHY YES I AM, HE HAPPENS TO BE MY FOURTY-FIFTH COUSIN, TWICE REMOVED. MARRIAGE TO THE MAIL CARRIER AND ALL. WE DON'T SPEAK OF IT MUCH.

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[info]saint_claws
2007-02-04 06:10 am UTC (link)
OH MY DEEPEST APOLOGIES. MAY I TEMPT YOUR FORGIVENESS WITH THIS SMART EVENING JACKET?

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[info]helgmione
2007-01-30 10:32 am UTC (link)
OH HOW JOLLY YES YES

NAME: DUKE HELENA BUTTOCKS BOTTOM WEASELWALD II
COUNTRY ABODE OF CHOICE: BEETLEBY BAREBACK COUNTRY ESTATE
MOST FAVOURED VARIETY OF TEA CAKE: ONLY THE DECANTED FLAVOUR OF QUEEN VICTORIA PLEASES MY PATRIOTIC PERSONAGE
LENGTH OF MONOCLE CHAIN: 17 NAUTICAL MILES

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[info]saint_claws
2007-01-31 09:30 am UTC (link)
YOUR DEVOTION TO OUR FINE ROYALS THRILLS ME TO THE FANCY SOCKS.

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[info]helgmione
2007-02-01 12:08 pm UTC (link)
OH, AS DOES YOURS TO LOBSTERS AND THAT FINE UPSTANDING ~~~MORRISSEY~~~ FELLOW. SEEING THAT WE BOTH HAIL FROM THAT HORRIBLE CONVICT COUNTRY, PERHAPS IT WOULD IT WOULD BE MOST APPROPRIATE IF WE WERE TO BECOME FRIENDS?

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[info]saint_claws
2007-02-04 06:12 am UTC (link)
OH, I SAY! THAT WOULD BE MOST AGREEABLE!

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[info]colorpencil
2007-01-31 03:24 pm UTC (link)
I AM QUITE PLEASED WITH THE LENGTH OF YOUR CHAIN, GOOD SURE.

AND THE COWBOWIE ON YOUR USERINFO TICKLES MY GIRLISH DELIGHT. I BELIEVE WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS.

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[info]helgmione
2007-02-01 12:21 pm UTC (link)
I FIND MY CHAIN TO BE QUITE USEFUL FOR TELLING TIME UNDER THE SEA, REALLY A BRILLIANT INVESTMENT. DEFINITELY SOMETHING TO LOOK INTO MY GOOD MAN.

OH HOW JOLLY, A FRIEND! I AM TITILLATED IN DELIGHT, WHAT A SPLENDID OCCURRENCE!

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[info]colorpencil
2007-02-01 10:13 pm UTC (link)
I SHALL HAVE TO INVEST IN SUCH A SMASHING GOOD TIME PIECE, FOR I OFTEN HAVE NEED TO TELL TIME UNDERWATER, AND SO FAR HAVE HAD NO LUCK WITH OTHER CONTRAPTIONS, ONCE YOU HIT THE BOTTOM OF THE DEEP SEA, THE HOURGLASS BREAKS, YOU KNOW.

AND I ALSO SEE YOU READ SHOEBOX PROJECT, I DARESAY I SHOULD THINK WE'LL MAKE FAST FRIENDS.

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[info]peoplewantducks
2007-01-30 11:51 am UTC (link)
NAME: DENBIGH
COUNTRY ABODE OF CHOICE: GAZEBO
MOST FAVOURED VARIETY OF TEA CAKE: APPLE
LENGTH OF MONOCLE CHAIN: 123CM

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[info]saint_claws
2007-01-31 09:30 am UTC (link)
JEEVES IS ERECTING MY GAZEBO AS WE SPEAK.

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[info]hellspoette
2007-01-30 04:51 pm UTC (link)
NAME: SALLY "SEVEN DIALS" SALT
COUNTRY ABODE OF CHOICE: DERELICT YORKSHIRE FLAT
MOST FAVOURED VARIETY OF TEA CAKE: FAT-SOLUBLE VITAMIN BISCUITS
LENGTH OF MONOCLE CHAIN: ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THAT JORMUNGANDR BUSINESS

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[info]saint_claws
2007-01-31 09:32 am UTC (link)
E GADS MAN, THAT SOUNDS RATHER NORTHERN.

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[info]angrybonsai
2007-01-31 03:19 am UTC (link)
NAME: HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW
COUNTRY ABODE OF CHOICE: ONLY FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT, PLEASE
MOST FAVOURED VARIETY OF TEA CAKE: LINGONBERRY
LENGTH OF MONOCLE CHAIN: TWELVE METRES

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[info]saint_claws
2007-01-31 09:33 am UTC (link)
I HAVE A HERD OF LIGONBERRIES ON THE PADDOCKS.

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[info]angrybonsai
2007-02-01 02:32 am UTC (link)
POPPYCOCK

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[info]saint_claws
2007-02-04 06:13 am UTC (link)
E GADS, YOU BRUTE!

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[info]vkzombie
2007-01-31 06:17 am UTC (link)
A POSITIVELY CRACKING IDEA, OLD SPORT!

NAME: DUCHESS HATTIE VON STUDELHOSEN OF GEDNEY
COUNTRY ABODE OF CHOICE: ANY ONE OF MY DOZENS OF CHARMING LITTLE VILLAS
MOST FAVOURED VARIETY OF TEA CAKE: I DO OFTEN INDULGE IN CONFECTIONARIES AND THE LIKE, BUT I AM RATHER PARTIAL TO CRUMPETS
LENGTH OF MONOCLE CHAIN: PRECISELY 3 ASTRONOMICAL UNITS

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[info]saint_claws
2007-01-31 09:34 am UTC (link)
I ONCE DEVOURED A CRUMPET WITH OLD MUMSIE AT A SPIFFING PICNIC IN THE WEST COUNTRY.

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[info]slylilgoblin
2007-01-31 11:41 pm UTC (link)
HOW ABSOLUTELY TOP NOTCH! I SHALL FILL OUT YOUR CHARMING FORM AT ONCE!

NAME: CLEMENTINE SASSAFRAS MCKEE LARDERINGERTON
COUNTRY ABODE OF CHOICE: MY, BUT I DO ENJOY A PLEASANT RESPITE FROM THE HARROWS OF DAILY LIFE BY THE SEA SIDE.
MOST FAVOURED VARIETY OF TEA CAKE: I DO CONFESS, I QUITE ENJOY A LEMON CONFECTION WITH PERHAPS A HINT OF VANILLA TO COMPLETE THE CHARMING THING
LENGH OF MONOCLE CHAIN: LA! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THOSE THINGS ARE STILL IN VOGUE? HOW QUAINT. I MYSELF DON'T HAVE SUCH AN ANTIQUATED ACCESSORY, BUT MY POCKET-WATCH CHAIN IS APPROXIMATELY THE LENGTH OF MY OWN ARM.

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[info]saint_claws
2007-02-04 06:14 am UTC (link)
OH THE SEA. HOW CHARMING. I ONCE TOUCHED THE OCEAN, BUT I DIDN'T CARE FOR IT. TOO COMMON.

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[info]slylilgoblin
2007-02-04 04:40 pm UTC (link)
LA, I SUPPOSE THERE ARE THOSE THAT MIGHT FIND IT SO. I MYSELF RARELY VENTURE ONTO THE BEACH ITSELF, SINCE I HAVE FOUND THAT THE SUN AND AIR WREAKS HAVOC UPON MY APPEARANCE. BUT THE SOCIETY AT THE SEA IS QUITE EXCEPTIONAL.

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[info]thesurvivalist
2007-02-01 02:41 am UTC (link)
NAME: SKITTEREND, JABBERWOCKY, BRIGHTY, OR "PALTRY COMMONER INVADING UPPER SOCIETY" ARE ALL SUITABLE CHOICES.
COUNTRY ABODE OF CHOICE: CALIFORNIA
MOST FAVOURED VARIETY OF TEA CAKE: ... BLUEBERRY?
LENGTH OF MONOCLE CHAIN: I AM MYOPIC, SO I AM REGRETTABLY UNABLE TO INDULGE IN THE FINE OPPORTUNITY OF PROUDLY DISPLAYING A MONOCLE.

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[info]saint_claws
2007-02-04 06:16 am UTC (link)
HOW DELIGHTFUL.

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[info]franztastik
2007-02-13 01:02 am UTC (link)
NAME: LADY AMBROSIA PORTIA VON THISTLEWAITHE-MCGLEE
COUNTRY ABODE OF CHOICE: THE THISTLEWAITHE-MCGLEE MANOR ESTATE
MOST FAVOURED VARIETY OF TEA CAKE: WHY, BUT RASPBERRY, OF COURSE!
LENGTH OF MONOCLE CHAIN: I OFTEN PREFER KEEPING MY EYES UNOBSCURED FOR MY NIGHTS AT THE OPERA, BUT WHEN THE OCCASION ARISES, IT RESIDES AT A CHARMING 2 FEET.

RATHER.

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[info]maddoggirl
2007-04-04 11:28 am UTC (link)
NAME: LADY PERSEPHONE ANTOINE COOLIDGE-BLIGH-STANLEY
COUNTRY ABODE OF CHOICE: SISSYTHWICK HOUSE, WORCESTERSHIRE
MOST FAVOURED VARIETY OF TEA CAKE: TOASTED, PREFERABLY OVER A ROARING ETON FIREPLACE
LENGTH OF MONOCLE CHAIN: OH, I SAY! REVEALING THOSE SORTS OF DETAILS IS HARDLY BEFITTING TO A LADY.

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[info]foxomatic
2007-05-26 12:37 am UTC (link)
NAME: NIGELETH MCGREEVY-PENNYWHISTLE
COUNTRY ABODE OF CHOICE: PIGDRESS, THE ANCESTRAL HOME OF THE MCGREEVY-PENNYWHISTLES FOR GOING ON TWENTY-THOUSAND YEARS NOW.
MOST FAVOURED VARIETY OF TEA CAKE: THE ONES WITH CHOCOLATE PUDDING INSIDE, ALTHOUGH THEY CAN BECOME UNSEEMLY IF YOU DO NOT USE THE PROPER UTENSILS
LENGTH OF MONOCLE CHAIN: THIRTY-SEVEN FEET AT LAST MEASURE, BUT I LIKE TO ADD NEW AND FANCY LINKS SOMETIMES

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[info]meganphntmgrl
2007-08-24 04:56 pm UTC (link)
NAME: THE LADY MARGARET, DUCHESS OF ANGLESEY
COUNTRY ABODE OF CHOICE: MIDDLEHAM-ON-THE-GREEN, YORKSHIRE
MOST FAVOURED VARIETY OF TEA CAKE: I AM UNFORTUNATELY BURDENED WITH A TEA PARTNER WHO ADDS SO MUCH SUGAR TO THE STUFF THAT IT BECOMES A SORT OF PASTE. THIS HAS PUT ME OFF OF HER MAJESTY'S ELIXIR FOREVER. I DO ENJOY CUPCAKES, HOWEVER.
LENGTH OF MONOCLE CHAIN: LONG ENOUGH TO CAUSE THE LOCAL WAGS TO SUGGEST I USE IT FOR ROPING IN A HUSBAND!

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