sawyer ([info]angrybonsai) wrote in [info]capslock_fops,
@ 2006-09-14 00:02:00
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WHAT HO! WHAT HO! I BID A GOOD EVENING TO ALL THE GENTLE MEN AND GENTLE LADIES PRESENT THIS MOST SPLENDID NIGHT. I HAVE COME FORWARD TO SHARE AN AMUSING ANECDOTE STORY WITH A "PUNCH" LINE THAT WILL SURELY HAVE ALL THE COMMUNITY A-FIRE WITH LAUGHTER, OR "LOL" AS THE METROPOLITANS MAY SAY. BUT I DIGRESS!



A MUTILATED HARLOT, A TORY, A MUSTACHIOED ROBBER-BARON, A FREE SILVER DEMOCRAT, AND A BOMB WEILDING ANARCHIST ALL MEANDER INTO AN ALCOHOL VENDING ESTABLISHMENT AT THE SAME TIME. THE BAR-TENDER LOOKS UP AND SAYS, "OUT WITH YE, FREE SILVER DEMOCRAT! THIS BE AN INSTITUTION OF FAMILY QUALITIE!"

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[info]viva_fiasco
2006-09-14 06:51 pm UTC (link)
OH JOLLY WELL EXCELLENT, WE ARE ALL DUE FOR A GOOD CHORTLING NOW AND AGAIN

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[info]angrybonsai
2006-09-17 04:21 pm UTC (link)
BEGGING YOUR PARDON, GOOD MADAM, BUT I WISHED NOT TO KICK UP A SHINE!

OF COURSE YOU KNOW THAT ALL FOPPISH REVELRY IS LIMITED TO A GENTLE SNIGGER, AND WE ARE NOT TO STOOP SO LOW AS THE CORN-HOBBLED WORKING-CLASS GUFFAWS AND CHORTLES!

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[info]polly_moopers
2006-09-15 12:40 am UTC (link)
OH, I SAY! HOW ABOSLUTELY DELIGHTFUL!

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[info]rsinik
2006-09-16 03:32 pm UTC (link)
QUITE GOOD, I MUST SAY! I WILL HAVE TO SHARE THAT ONE WITH THE LADIES AT MY GARDENING SOCIETY.

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