SUPER DOUGRAS BONUS SPECIAL RECAP - EPISODES 176 &177
WELCOME TO THE RECAP THAT ALMOST WASN'T. MY LANDLORD'S GRANDDAUGHTER'S CATS WERE OUTSIDE, AND I LET TWO OF THEM INTO MY APARTMENT FOR A BIT, THEY'RE USUALLY OKAY, AND I GIVE THEM MILK.

WELL, ONE OF THEM, THE ONE I THINK IS SORT OF A FEW GRAPES SHORT OF A FRUIT SALAD, NOTICED, FOR THE FIRST TIME, THAT I HAVE BOTH A BIRD AND A HAMSTER. THE OTHER CAT IS FINE, SHE LIKES TO LOOK AT THEM BUT NEVER DOES ANYTHING. THIS CAT, HOWEVER, ATTACKED, OVERTURNED THE BIRDCAGE AND HAMSTER CAGE. I HAD TO CHASE BOTH CATS OUT OF MY APARTMENT, FIND A BOX TO PUT MY HAMSTER IN, AS THE CAGE HAD LITERALLY EXPLODED EVERYWHERE, PUT MY AMAZINLY SHELL-SHOCKED HAMSTER INTO SAID BOX, RACE AROUND THE APARTMENT CHASING THE BIRD UNTIL FINALLY I COULD CATCH HER, AND THEN I HAD TO PUT HER BACK IN HER CAGE, AND THEN CLEAN UP THE GIANT MESS ON THE FLOOR AND THEN FIND OUT THAT THE HAMSTER CAGE IS BROKEN AND I NEED A NEW ONE. SO I DROVE TO TATEYAMA TO GET A NEW CAGE AND I PUT IT TOGETHER AND I WAS ALMOST DONE WHEN SUDDENLY BLEACH STARTED HALF AN HOUR EARLY AND I WASN'T PREPARED YET, WHAT WITH THE CAGE I WAS PUTTING TOGETHER, AND EATING MY SULLEN, OVERSTRESSED MEAL OF KFC (PRAISE GOD FOR PUTTING THE KFC INSIDE OF CAINZ HOME SO I CAN BUY BOTH HAMSTER CAGES AND GREASY AMERICAN FOOD IN THE SAME BUILDING).

BUT I DID IT.

AND THEN IT LASTED FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR.

I'M TIRED. HAVE YOUR RECAPS.


EPISODE 176


PREVIOUS EPISODES: IT WAS SUPER GAY.

RUKIA: SWEET, IT'S A NINJA.
ICHIGO: DUDE, IT'S A PARTY.

GOBLIN: AS;LKAJSDFA;LKJASDFAAAAAALSKDFJQWPOINF.
RUKIA: AH, FINALLY AN OPPONENT WORTHY OF MY SKILLS.
GOBLIN: GHAAAAAAAR MY TEETH ARE UNSEEMLY AND ALSO I HAVE A GAY FLOWER ON MY CHEST.
RUKIA: OH GREAT, MORE GAY FLOWERS THAT CONTROL PEOPLE'S ACTIONS. THIS DOESN'T SEEM FAMILIAR AT ALL
GOBLIN: GA;LJKASFA!
RUKIA: PILLAR OF ICE, GO! AHA, I HAVE WON.
GOBLIN: NOES, I AM STILL FINE! I'M AN ICE-TYPE POKEMON, IT WASN'T VERY EFFECTIVE.
RUKIA: OH MAN AND I LEFT MY ARCANINE WITH PROFESSOR OAK.
GOBLIN: BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY TEETH! ::GNASH::
RUKIA: HOW DID GRINDING YOUR TEETH MAKE YOU TALLER AND GIVE YOU SWORDS IN YOUR BACK LIKE SOME SORT OF PORCUPINE OF FAIL?
GOBLIN: DJFAKSF;LAKFOPIWMDFASFL.
RUKIA: ::DIES::
MAHN SERVANTE: BEHOLD MY AWESOME POWER! ::FLOWERS, MORE GAY FLOWERS::
GOBLIN: UM… THAT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. AT ALL. AND NOW I'LL JUST KILL PRINCESS WHATEVER.
SLAB BULKHEAD: ::APPARENTLY CAN'T DO CRAP AS HE JUST WATCHES AS HE AND PRINCESS KASUMI ARE ABOUT TO DIE::
ICEBEAM: ::BEAMS ICILY::
RUKIA: THIS IS MY PISSED FACE.
GOBLIN: I'M EVOLVING INTO MEGAGOBLINMON!
RUKIA: WHERE THE B BUTTON IS AT? WHERE THE B BUTTON IS AAAAAAAT?

ISHIDA: YOU'RE VERY FAST.
LOVELY OBJECT: YEAH, YOU TOO.
ISHIDA: I'M A QUINCY!
LOVELY OBJECT: I'M SOME SORT OF NINJA.
ISHIDA: I HAVE A BOW AND ARROW.
LOVELY OBJECT: I HAVE A SWORD.
ISHIDA: GOSH I SURE DO LOVE JUST STANDING AROUND AND TALKING AND NOT HAVING EXCITING BATTLES.
LOVELY OBJECT: GLAH BLAH GLAH BLAH SHINIGAMI, BLAH BLAH BLAH GLAH GLAH GLAH ZANPAKUTOU.
ISHIDA: AN OPENING IN HIS MONOLOGUE! I STRIKE! ::STRIKE::
LOVELY OBJECT: I GLOW WITH AN EXPLOSION OF POWERS!
ISHIDA: DUDE YOUR ARMS GOT UGLY.
LOVELY OBJECT: LISTEN THIS ISN'T MY FAULT.
ISHIDA: I'LL KILL YOU WITH DEATH!
LOVELY OBJECT: NO I'LL JUST HIDE IN THIS FOG AND GIGGLE.
ISHIDA: OH NO, NOT GIGGLES! MY ONE TRUE WEAKNESS! ::WORST FACE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD::

COMMERCIAL BREAK

ORIHIME: GUYS WAIT UP FOR ME! I'M HERE TO KILL MORE NINJAS!

CHAD: SO WE MEET AGAIN, FOR THE FIRST TIME.
OGRE: I LOVE HAVING CHATS. LET'S HAVE A CHAT.
CHAD: PRINCESS KASUMI LEAVES A MAGICAL GREEN SHADOW IN MY IMAGINATION.
OGRE: ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE. . . IF IT HAPPENS.
CHAD: BEHOLD MY HAND!
OGRE: BEHOLD MY UM, STAFF-SWORD-THING.
CHAD: IT FIRES BEAMS OF ENERGY, EXACTLY LIKE MY OWN.
OGRE: I'M JUST SO BADASS, HERE WATCH AS MY ARM EXPLODES WITH EXTRA POWERS.
CHAD: I WILL BLOCK YOUR BEAMING BEAMS WITH MY ARM.
OGRE: NO, I KILL YOU.
CHAD: YOU MAY HAVE KILLED ME, BUT I'M NOT BEATEN YET.
OGRE: THIS MAKES NO SENSE.
CHAD: BEHOLD, MY ARM BURNS WITH POWERS, TOO. ::SHIELD ARM::
OGRE: GHAAAAAAAGHAGAHGAHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ::LAZORS!::
CHAD: I DIDN'T DIE!
OGRE: ENOUGH BORING NOT DYING, AND JUST DIE ALREADY. YOU'RE CHAD, YOUR JOB IS TO GO DOWN FIRST, WE BOTH KNOW THIS.
CHAD: DRAMATIC SAME-TIME PUNCH ATTACK! ::THEY PUNCH EACH OTHER::
OGRE: OKAY NOW IT'S TIME FOR MY REAL POWER TO SHOW. ::POWERS::
CHAD: YOU'RE MAKING WALLS.
OGRE: OR AM I?
CHAD: NO, YOU ARE.
OGRE: ::DISSAPEARS THEN REAPPEARS BEHIND CHAD::
BLOOD: ::EXPLODES::

END OF EPISODE

OMAKE: GIN TELLS US ALL ABOUT CHAD'S MAGIC ARMS. CHAD SEEMS WORRIED THAT NOW

WHAT IS THIS?: GIANT KON PLUSHIE GOES TO NEW YORK. KON STANDS FOR 'KING OF NEW YORK. THERE'S A KON PLUSHIE DANCING OUTSIDE OF NEW YORK. THE KON PLUSHIE IS GOING TO SEE THE FIRST BLEACH MOVIE. WOW, EVERYONE LOVES THE GIANT KON PLUSHIE AND NEW YORK, WOOOOO.



EPISODE 177

PREVIOUS EPISODE: OH MY GOD THEY'RE AIRING TWO EPISODES TONIGHT, HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT, NO I'M GOING TO DIE OF LAME OH MY GOD.

RUKIA: GREAT, BACK TO ME AND THE PORCUPINE OF FAIL.
GOBLIN: AHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHASHDFALJKSDFA;LSKFJD.
RUKIA: I SLICE YOU IN HALF!
GOBLIN: AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA! WATCH AS MY SUPER GAY FLOWER MAKES ME EVEN MORE SUPER AND GAY.
RUKIA: WHY IS YOUR POWER "I GET SWORDS ON MY BACK THAT I CAN THROW AT PEOPLE" ?
GOBLIN: AHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA PORCUPINE OF FAIL. ::ATTACKS KASUMI AGAIN::
MAHN SERVANTE: I'LL USE MY POWER AGAIN IT WORKED SO WELL LAST TIME.
GOBLIN: NO IT DIDN'T.
RUKIA: WAIT, I UNDERSTAND NOW, HE GETS HIS POWERS FROM HIS SCYTHE. I'LL JUST PISS HIM OFF UNTIL HE USES ALL OF HIS PORCUPINE BARBS OF FAIL.
GOBLIN: ::USES ALL OF HIS PORCUPINE BARBS OF FAIL::
RUKIA: AND NOW I BIND YOUR SCYTHE AND NOW I ICE YOU TO DEATHS.
GOBLIN: YOU ALREADY TRIED THAT ONCE. IT WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT WOULD WORK?
RUKIA: UM… IT'S ALL I'VE GOT?
GOBLIN: SILLY WOMAN, YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME, I HAVE A SUPER GAY FLOWER.
SUPER GAY FLOWER: ::SUPERNOVAS, KILLING GOBLIN::
RUKIA: WHAT. THE. HELL.

ISHIDA: IT LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE FORCED TO USE MY MAGIC LIGHTSABRE.
LOVELY OBJECT: MAGIC LIGHTSABRES? NOBODY TOLD ME YOU HAD THIS.
ISHIDA: YEAH IT'S A SURPRISE TO US ALL.
LOVELY OBJECT: ::CUTS ISHIDA'S LEG::
ISHIDA: OW?
LOVELY OBJECT: BLAH BLAH BLAH.
ISHIDA: QUINCY MAAAAAAGIC! ::A MASONIC PENTAGRAM IS INSCRIBED ON THE BATTLEFIELD::
LOVELY OBJECT: NO, NOT THE MASONS.
ISHIDA: YES. BEHOLD, MY EXPLOSION!
EXPLOSION: ::EXPLODES::
ISHIDA: OW I HIT MYSELF. I WENT DOWN BEFORE CHAAAAAAAAD. ::DIES::

COMMERCIAL BREAK

RUKIA: ARE YOU OKAY, PRINCESS KASUMI?
PRINCESS KASUMI: THANKS TO MY WONDERFUL GUARDIANS AND NOT YOU, YES.
MAHN SERVANTE & SLAB BULKHEAD: ::SPARKLESPARKLE::
RUKIA: NOW I'LL JUST TAKE THIS SCYTHE AND...
FAILNINJA: OMG FREE LOOT! ::LOOTS::
RUKIA: OMG LOOT STEAL!

CHAD: IT SEEMS UNFAIR THAT YOU CAN POKE YOUR BLAD THING AT ME OUT OF THESE WALLS.
OGRE: YEAH, WHATEVER.
CHAD: I'M JUST GONNA CATCH THIS THING WITH MY HAND AND THEN TOSS YOU OUTSIDE OF THE WALL, BECAUSE I'M BADASS.
OGRE: GLAH GLASHDFLAKJSFPWQIOFNMASFD.
CHAD: MY LAZORZ ARE WIN! ::THEY ARE::
OGRE: SO, I SEE YOUV'E IMPROVED IN THE LAST... THIRTY SECONDS.
CHAD: IT'S THE BLOODLOSS. IT MAKES ME A BETTER FIGHTER.
OGRE: I'M STILL TOTALLY UNBEATABLE, BEHOLD MY SUPER MAGIC ARM!
CHAD: OH YEAH? WELL LOOK WHAT I CAN DO? ::REALLY SUPER MAGIC ARM::
ME: OKAY SERIOUSLY, JUST STOP USING POWERS THAT NOBODY REVEALED UNTIL THEY WENT TO HEUCO MUENDO FOR GOD'S SAKE.
OGRE: A LAZORZ BATTLE TO THE DEATHS!
CHAD: SURE FINE, WHATEVER.

ORHIME: OH GOD, CHAD, YOU'RE DEAD, AND THERE'S A GIANT SKULL IMPRINT IN THE GROUND IN FRONT OF YOU.

KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: YOU CANNOT HOPE TO DEFEAT ME.
ICHIGO: SERIOUSLY, HOW IS THAT ARMOR NOT INHIBITING YOUR MOVEMENTS?
KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: BEHOLD MY MOONSWORD!
ICHIGO: I'LL JUST BREAK THE MIRROR IN THAT SWORD, THEN. ::HE DOES::
KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD IDEA. EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT I CAN USE ALL OF THESE INDIFICUAL INDIVIDUAL SHARDS TO MAKE ABOUT A GILLION LAZORZ.
ICHIGO: OH NOES I'M FALLING AND THERE'S LIGHT BEAMS AROUND ME, OH NOES!

END OF EPISODE

NEXT EPISODE: TODDLER ICHIGO AND MASAKI? WHAT?

OMAKE: THEY SHOWED THE 'ALL ABOUT QUINCIES' OMAKE FROM SEVERAL MONTHS AGO STARRING RYUUKEN AND ISSHIN.