capslock_bleach: BLEACH FAILCAP, EPISODE 175

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BLEACH FAILCAP, EPISODE 175
I CAN'T BEGIN TO DESCRIBE THE FAIL.

NOTHING. HAPPENED. NOTHING.

PREVIOUS EPISODES: GRANDPA EVIL MONOCLE WAS DUMB. ICHIGO AND CREW FOUGHT SOME FAILNINJAS. KAKASHI FROM NARUTO USED HIS MANGEKYO SHARINGAN. ICHIGO MADE SEX NOISES UNTIL YORUICHI SHOWED UP TO MAKE THE EPISODE GO AWAY, JUST PLEASE, GO AWAY.

KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: OH NOES, MY FAILBLADE FAILED.

PRINCE UKE: I LOVE BEING EFFETE.
GRANDPA EVIL GLASSES: I'M HERE FOR YOUR DAILY ESTROGEN SUPPLEMENT!
PRINCE UKE: I DON'T CARE FOR IT; I'M FEELING PETULANT AND CONTRARY.
GRANDPA EVIL GLASSES: AH, IT SEEMS YOU'VE HAD IT ALREADY TODAY. THEN I'LL TAKE MY LEAVE.

GRANDPA EVIL MONOCLE: KAKASHI FROM NARUTO, YOU AND YOUR FAIL NINJAS HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME.
KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: BUT SIR, WE'RE FAIL NINJAS. YOU KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN WHEN YOU HIRED US.
GRANDPA EVIL MONOCLE: WHATEVER, JUST PUT YOUR SWORD ON. I PROMISE NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU.
KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: OH, WELL IF YOU SAY SO! ::SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:: I THINK I'LL WEAR THIS CLOAK THAT'S CONVENIENTLY ON THE GROUND IN FRONT OF ME AND WILL PERFECTLY COVER MY ARM SO THAT YOU CAN'T SEE IT. CONVENIENTLY!
GOBLIN: GLAAAARGH.
OGRE: OHHOHOHOHO.
LOVELY ITEM: WHY DID YOU NAME ME LOVELY ITEM?
GRANDPA EVIL MONOCLE: I HAVE A FEELING THIS PLAN IS COMING TOGETHER.

MAHN SERVANTE: SO THE HOUSE IS FADING IN AND OUT OF EXISTENCE.
THE HOUSE: ::FADES IN AND OUT OF EXISTENCE::
YUZU: OH MY GOD THE HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET IS FADING IN AND OUT OF EXISTENCE.
ICHIGO: SHOULD WE BE WORRIED ABOUT THIS?
RUKIA: HARK, PRINCESS KASUMI HAS AWOKEN.
MAHN SERVANTE: I MADE YOU THIS BURRITO PLATTER.
BLAST HARDCHEESE: ::IS SAD::
PRINCESS KASUMI: I'M LEAVING NOW.

ORIHIME: WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE DOING THE LAUNDRY? BECAUSE I'M THE GIRL?

URAHARA: SO WAIT, ORIHIME KILLED SOME GUYS? WAIT? WHAT?

ORIHIME: DOING THE LAUNDRY MAKES ME THINK OF KILLING SOME GUYS.

PRINCESS KASUMI: I LOVE SITTING ON THE ROOF.
ICHIGO: MY SHIRT SAYS "NICE VIBE."
PRINCESS KASUMI: A CLASSIC.
ICHIGO: I BET YOU COULD TELL ME A SUPER LAME STORY ABOUT YOUR YOUTH.
PRINCESS KASUMI: ONE DAY I WAS SHOOTING ARROWS IN THE FORREST WHEN A BOAR CHASED ME AND I FELL DOWN A RAVINE AND GRANDPA EVIL GLASSES GOT UPSET AND THEN WE ATE BOAR FOR SUPPER.
ICHIGO: YUP, THAT'S SUPER LAME. CAN YOU TELL ANOTHER ONE?
PRINCESS KASUMI: ONE TIME I GAVE BLAST HARDCHEESE SOME THINGS TO JUGGLE AND HE DID AND THEN WE ALL LOOKED OUT OF A WINDOW. THEN BLAST HARDCHEESE SHOWED ME A SECRET PASSAGE OUT OF THE CASTLE AND WE WENT FOR A WALK AND I TURNED INTO LADY SCARFHEAD. THEN WE ATE A DELICIOUS LUNCHEON UNDER THE TREES. THEN I MADE FUN OF BLAST HARDCHEESE'S GIANT BUTT.
ICHIGO: EVEN LAMER. BUT, IN HIS FAVOR, IT'S REALLY TONED.

EVERYBODY: OH NOES BADGUYS FROM OUTERSPACE!
KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: MY NEW, SUPERGAY OUTFIT WILL GRANT US THE WIN!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

ICHIGO: THE BADGUYS IS COMING I CAN FEEL THEM.
PRINCESS KASUMI: I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING. YOU'RE PROBABLY MAKING THINGS UP.
MAHN SERVANTE: WE'RE GOING INSIDE NOW.
PRINCESS KASUMI: D:

KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: THIS GIANT, UNWIELDY SAMURAI ARMOR IS THE PERFECT THING FOR A NINJA TO WEAR. THIS WILL NOT HAMPER MY MOVEMENT OR SPEED WHATSOEVER.
GOBLIN: AHAHAHAHA.
LOVELY ITEM: WHY DO I HAVE A GIANT PURPLE RUFFLE?
OGRE: GLASRHGASFHSHAWEHASFD.

ICHIGO: RUKIA, IT'S TIME TO SUIT UP AND FORM VOLTRON.
RUKIA: DUDE, THAT WOULD BE A BETTER STORYLINE THAN THIS CRAP.

KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: MY AWESOME SWORD WILL JUST EXPLODE RIGHT THROUGH THIS RAINBOW BARRIER!
RUKIA: OH NOES, NOT MY PRISMATIC SPHERE! I HAD AN 18TH LEVEL WIZARD CAST THAT!
ICHIGO: I GUESS I'LL TRANSFORM NOW? ::HE DOES SO:: TIMELY!
PRINCESS KASUMI: DON'T DIE I GUESS.
KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: MY GIANT, ABSURD ARMOR WILL HELP ME DEFEAT YOU.
ICHIGO: YOU LOOK REALLY DUMB.
PRINCESS KASUMI: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, I'M COMING OUTSIDE SO I CAN BE CAPTURED! ::SHE GOES OUTSIDE::
MAHN SERVANTE: NO! ::BACK INSIDE::
PRINCESS KASUMI: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. I'M PREVENTING THE ACTION FROM HAPPENING.
ICHIGO: LET'S FIGHTING.

ORIHIME: HANGING UP CLOTHING MAKES ME THINK OF KILLING THOSE GUYS. LOL. I GUESS I'LL GO HELP ICHIGO KILL SOME MORE DUDES.

GOBLIN: GHASDFLHASDFKAHSDFLKAHSFDLAHSF!
RUKIA: OH NOES! A GOBLOID!

ISHIDA: I LOVE TO RUN.
LOVELY ITEM: GUESS WHO GETS TO FIGHT ME?
ISHIDA: OF COURSE, I GET THE PRETTY ONE.

CHAD: I LOVE TO RUN.
OGRE: I LOVE TO SWORD AT YOU.
CHAD: !

ICHIGO: BANKAI!

END OF EPISODE

NEXT EPISODE: AN EVIL FLOWER? DRAMATIC POSES? SPIKES? I DON'T KNOW.

OMAKE: PROFESSOR GIN TELLS YOU ABOUT ESPADA. SZAYEL SHOWS UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THINGS TO GAY IT ALL UP WITH SPARKLES.

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	doorknocker_dog 2008-06-18 11:17 am UTC (link)
	THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LOL JUST BEFORE A HELLISH EXAM. <3333 LOVE. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-18 12:37 pm UTC (link)
	DR. DOUGRAS, PH.D. IN LOLOLOGY IS HERE FOR ALL YOUR LULZ-RELATED NEEDS, ESPECIALLY DURING THE HARSH TEST SEASONS. (Reply to this) (Parent)

orphan_ann
2008-06-18 11:28 am UTC (link)

SO MAYBE THIS WAS THE FAILIEST EPISODE YET, BUT THIS IS A GREAT RECAP. (I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT THAT IT SUCKED, BUT IT ACTUALLY SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD.) I THOUGHT ABOUT QUOTING MY FAVORITE BIT, BUT THERE WAS JUST TOO MUCH WIN TO MAKE THAT PRACTICAL.

AND ANOTHER THING, WHAT IS IT WITH THE OMAKE? HAVE THEY JUST RUN OUT OF IDEAS, OR ARE THEY JUST REPEATING OLD ONES? BECAUSE STUFF ABOUT FRACCION AND ESPADA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE "PLOT".

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	dougras 2008-06-18 12:39 pm UTC (link)
	IT FAILED BECAUSE IT MANAGED TO HAVE LESS HAPPEN IN IT THAN THE EPISODE WITH THE TINY FAILNINJA WHO PRETENDED TO BE A 4 YEAR OLD GIRL. IN THAT EPISODE, SOMEBODY FOUGHT SOMEBODY ELSE, ALBEIT FOR ABOUT 1 MINUTE. BUT AT LEAST THERE WAS SOME ACTION. THIS EPISODE WAS PEOPLE SHOWING UP PLACES, HAVING A LITTLE CHAT, AND THEN GOING SOMEWHERE ELSE TO HAVE ANOTHER CHAT. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	champloo4u 2008-06-18 11:29 am UTC (link)
	MY GOD THE FAIL. DDD: ARE THEY EVEN TRYING ANYMORE? MY GUESS IS THAT THE WRITERS ARE SMOKING SOMETHING ILLEGAL, DRINKING TOO MUCH BOOZE AND RANDOMLY THROWING DARTS AT A BOARD DURING THEIR STAFF MEETINGS/WRITING SESSIONS. I'LL DOWNLOAD IT ANYWAY, BUT CONSIDERING I HAVEN'T WATCHED THE LAST TWO EPS, I KINDA DOUBT I'LL WATCH THIS ONE EITHER. DDDD: (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-18 12:40 pm UTC (link)
	IT'S AN EPISODE THAT I'M SURE WILL HAVE SOME NICE WTF IMAGES, ESPECIALLY WITH THE NEW LAMEWADS THAT THEY'RE FIGHTING. THE SCREEN WAS TOO FUZZY FOR ME TO NOTICE IF ANYBODY WAS AMAZINGLY OFF, THOUGH. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	misumaru 2008-06-18 11:45 am UTC (link)
	I HAVE A FEELING THIS PLAN IS COMING TOGETHER. A-TEAM REFERENCE FOR THE WIN! THE REST THOUGH? FAIL. SO. MUCH. FAIL. ...ISN'T THERE AN HOUR SPECIAL COMING UP SOON? HOW ARE YOU GOING TO COPE? :S (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-18 12:42 pm UTC (link)
	YEAH, THEY FLASHED SOMETHING UP ON THE SCREEN ABOUT A SPECIAL BLEACH. I DIDN'T CATCH THE DATE, THOUGH. YOU KNOW, TYPING UP AN HOUR'S WORTH OF THIS CRAP IS GOING TO BE VERY DIFFICULT. IT'LL BE LIKE THE TIMES I DID ONES FOR THE MOVIES, EXCEPT WITH NO 3-HOUR TRAIN RIDE TO REFLECT ON THINGS. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	captainlilith 2008-06-18 12:21 pm UTC (link)
	ICHIGO SEEMS TO BE USING HIS BANKAI AT THE DROP OF A HAT LATELY. A LAME, FILLER HAT. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-18 12:43 pm UTC (link)
	WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING A BANKAI IF YOU DON'T USE IT? HE'S NOT USING HIS VIZARD POWERS, SO AT LEAST WE AREN'T HAVE THAT SHOVED IN OUR FACES EACH WEEK. WATCH, I'VE SPOKEN TOO MUCH AND NOW, NEXT WEEK, IT'LL BE ALL STUPIDFACE!ICHIGO VERSUS ABSURDARMOR!KAKASHI-FROM-NARUTO. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	akuryounoseiki 2008-06-18 12:28 pm UTC (link)
	WHAT A FAILFAG OF AN EPISODE. FILLER? PLEASE GET GOOD. I'LL ADMIT THAT, AT THE START OF THE NEW FILLER EPISODES, I WAS LIKE "HAY THIS COULD ACTUALLY BE KINDA COOL :DDDDD." BUT THIS IS JUST...LAME. NATURALLY, I WILL CONTINUE TO WATCH. AND AS ALWAYS, YOUR RECAPS ARE AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-18 12:44 pm UTC (link)
	WHY DON'T THE STUPID SERVANTS FIIIIIIIIIGHT. WHY DID THEY GIVE MAHN SERVANTE THE POWER OF FLOWERS? WHY IS BLAST HARDCHEESE SILENT AND ALSO NEVER, EVER, EVER PART OF A BATTLE EVER? WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY DO ANYTHING? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	sister_phoenix 2008-06-18 12:47 pm UTC (link)
	MY GOD; IT'S FULL OF FAIL! EVEN MORE THAN NORMAL! ONCE AGAIN, I SALUTE YOU FOR SOLDIERING THROUGH THIS SHITSTORM OF FILLERS. THANKS A LOT FOR MAKING IT LOLARIOUSLY BEARABLE, PROF. I'M SURPRISED THEY HAVEN'T PULLED A DEUS EX ~~MACHINA~~AIZEN JUST YET. I'M HOPING THEY DO SO THEY CAN END THIS TRAVESTY. D: (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-18 01:11 pm UTC (link)
	NEXT EPISODE: PRINCESS KASUMI: WHY, I'D FORGOTTEN THAT I HAD THE CRYSTAL KEY IN MY POCKET THE ENTIRE TIME! WITH THIS WE CAN RELEASE THE BRILLIANT GOD-BEASTS TO DESTROY THE FAIL NINJAS INSTANTLY, AND SUBDUE GRANDPA EVIL MONOCLE! HOW FORTUITOUS. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-18 01:29 pm UTC (link)
	A THOUGHT CROSSES MY MIND. I'M TAKING A TRIP TO KYOTO IN JULY, AND YOU'LL MISS OUT ON ME FOR ONE OR TWO WEEKS IN THE PROCESS. AHAHAHAHA, SORROW AND TEARS SHALL REIGN IN CL_B. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-18 02:37 pm UTC (link)
	ISHIDA STILL HASN'T BEEN BEATEN UP BY GAY SNAKES OR PUDDLES OF WATER YET. I'D SAY WE'RE STILL AHEAD OF THE BOUNTEAUX ARC. IF ONLY BARELY. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	r0ck3tsci3ntist 2008-06-18 01:22 pm UTC (link)
	LOCK DOUGRAS IN A ROOM FULL OF FILLER AND HE WILL SPIN FAIL INTO WIN. :D I, HOWEVER, MISSED MY COFFEE THIS MORNING, THUS ALL THE FAILPOSTS (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-18 01:28 pm UTC (link)
	YES, BUT REMEMBER. SHOULD YOU EVER SAY MY NAME IN FULL I WILL EITHER STOMP MY FOOT INTO THE GROUND SO THAT I RIP MYSELF IN HALF, OR I WILL OPEN UP A CRACK IN THE EARTH DOWN TO HELL, OR I WILL JUMP ONTO A LARGE SPOON AND FLY OFF AND NEVER COME BACK. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	snappinshutters 2008-06-18 01:27 pm UTC (link)
	ICHIGO: RUKIA, IT'S TIME TO SUIT UP AND FORM VOLTRON. RUKIA: DUDE, THAT WOULD BE A BETTER STORYLINE THAN THIS CRAP. AMEN TO THAT! EVEN THOUGH IT BLOWS CHUNKS THAT WE HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS FILLER SHIT FOR A COUPLE MOAR MONTHS, IT'S NICE TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE THERE TO ENTERTAIN US! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lidlette 2008-06-18 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	D: COULD THIS FILLER ARC POSSIBLY BECOME WORSE THAN THE BOUNT ONE?! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-18 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	VOLTRON: (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	zelha 2008-06-18 02:39 pm UTC (link)
	OGRE: GLASRHGASFHSHAWEHASFD. BEST LINE EVER IN THIS FILLER ARC. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-18 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	ALL THEY DID WAS LAUGH OR MAKE IMPOSSIBLE-TO-UNDERSTAND COMMENTS. THEY SOUNDED AWFUL. THESE ARE THE SORTS OF CHARACTERS THE FILLER WRITERS COME UP WITH WHEN LEFT TO THEMSELVES. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	bakayaromaniac 2008-06-18 02:39 pm UTC (link)
	WHY!? WHY SPARKLES ON MY SZYAEL AND GIN?! INSERT DISGRUNTLED FACE HERE STOP GAYING UP EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER YOU DAMN FILLER!JERKS. LEAVE IT TO THE EXPERTS; YAOI FANS. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-18 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	BUT IF THE INTERNET HAS TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, IT'S THAT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING GETS SPARKLED UP THE WAZOO (LITERALLY IN SOME CASES) WHEN LEFT TO THE YAOI FANS. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	deathlike 2008-06-18 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	GAYING ALL UP THE KEY!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	dougras 2008-06-19 04:19 am UTC (link)
	THE FILLER WRITERS CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER FOR CHARACTERS TO DO THAN GAY THINGS UP. THEY'RE A TRIBUTE TO THEIR PROFESSION. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	haya5h1 2008-06-18 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	THE FILLER CAN HAS FILLER WHAT WHAT?? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-19 04:20 am UTC (link)
	THAT STATEMENT IS ABOUT AS COHERENT AS THE FILLER IS. SO, GOOD JOB! A++ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	annieroo2 2008-06-18 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	MY DEEPEST CONDOLENCES FOR HAVING TO ENDURE THIS MUCH !FAIL! THIS WEEK DEFINITELY DESERVES A FAIL!NINJA: (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-19 04:21 am UTC (link)
	THAT LITTLE ICON HAS SUMMED UP EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED IN BLEACH IN THE TWO MONTHS. I'M IN AWE. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	merueru 2008-06-18 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: MY GIANT, ABSURD ARMOR WILL HELP ME DEFEAT YOU. HATS OFF TO YOU DOUGRAS. YOUR SHEER WIT AMUSES ME. HOORAY FOR FILLER!FAIL ^_^// O_O O SHI- I DID NOT JUST SAY THAT... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-19 04:22 am UTC (link)
	YOU DID. YOU'RE CHEERING FOR THE FILLER. I FEEL DIRTY AND SAD INSIDE, NOW. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aizome 2008-06-18 04:55 pm UTC (link)
	ORIHIME: HANGING UP CLOTHING MAKES ME THINK OF KILLING THOSE GUYS. LOL. SEE, IF THE FILLER WRITERS WERE REALLY SMART, THEY COULD SAVE THIS ARC BY HAVING ORIHIME BE THE ONE WHO KILLS OFF ALL THE BAD GUYS AND SAVES EVERYONE ELSE. IT WOULD STILL BE OOC ENOUGH TO BE FILLER, BUT IT WOULD BE INFINITELY MORE ENTERTAINING (Reply to this) (Thread)

	miyavis_gazette 2008-06-18 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	IAWTC. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gully_moe 2008-06-18 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	I LOVE TO RUN IT'S THE TRUFAX OF BLEACH FILLERS, AMIRITE? I'M TOTALLY SKIPPING THESE EPISODES, BUT I'LL NEVER MISS THE OMAKES. NEVER!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)