capslock_bleach: BLEACH 174 IS RECAP

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BLEACH 174 IS RECAP
OKAY, SO EVERYBODY WAS TOTALLY WELL DRAWN AND IN CHARACTER FOR THE ENTIRE EPISODE TODAY.

PREVIOUS EPISODES: ICHIGO GOT SCARED BY LADY HATFACE AND THEY WENT TO AN ARCADE AND THEY FOUGHT A NINJA MADE OF FAIL.

KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: GIMMIE THAT LAME SWORD.
GRANDPA EVIL GLOWING MONOCLE: IT HAS AN EYE IN IT!
KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: A SWORD WITH AN EYE IN IT! ~~THAT'S A SOUL CALIBER RIPOFF~~I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT BEFORE.
GRANDPA EVIL GLOWING MONOCLE: AND IT EVEN COMES WITH TENTACLES!

LAMEWAD: I'M BORED.

RIRIN: HOW DARE NEW FILLER CHARACTERS SHOW UP, WE'RE THE FILLER CHARACTERS.
DIRK HARDPEC: ::STARES::
RIRIN: I HATE EVERYTHING!
CLOUD: NO, DON'T KILL HIM WITH YOUR POWERS!
NOVA: ::STARES::
RIRIN: WE'RE THE FILLER CHARACTERS, DAMN IT, NOT THEM. NOT THEEEEEEEEEEEM.
DIRK HARDPEC: ::BUTTSHOT::
JINTA: I LIKE BEING NOISY!
PRINCESS KASUMI: WHUT?
DIRK HARDPEC: ::CROTCHSHOT::
JINTA: O_O DO NOT WANT.

ICHIGO: OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO RUKIA'S AND MY FACE?
URAHARA: I WEAR A HAT SO THE ANIMATORS CAN'T SCREW UP MY EYES.
ICHIGO: ANYWAY WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
URAHARA: I'M DISPENSING MY TIME-HONORED WISDOMS.
YORICHI: YEAH, ME TOO. SOMETHING ABOUT A CASTLE.
MAHN SERVANTE: THIS SUCKS.
ICHIGO: YOU SUCK.
URAHARA: I THINK WE CAN AGREE THAT YOU BOTH SUCK.

KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: HERE WE ARE, MY FAIL!NINJAS. COME, LET US ~~FAIL TO~~SOW OUR SEEDS OF ~~FAIL~~CHAOS AND WOE.

ICHIGO: WHAT DO YOU WONDER, WONDER RUKIA?
RUKIA: I WONDER IF THE BADGUYS IS COMING. QUICKLY, WE MUST DO SOMETHING.

GRANDPA EVIL GLOWING GLASSES: LAMEWAD UP THERE IS SHY. LOOK AT HIM, HOLDING HIS FAN IN FRONT OF HIS MOUTH. HE'S ALL TOTALLY SHY. WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING UNETHICAL.
DUDE: YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY WEARING GLASSES, I TOTALLY AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAY.
LAMEWAD: ::LOOKS COY::

ICHIGO: WE'D BETTER SPLIT UP, GUYS. THAT'S ALWAYS THE BEST IDEA.
KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: AHA, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALONE I CAN HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU.
ICHIGO: DOES THAT WAY INVOLVE YOU DYING IN A SPECTACULAR EXPLOSION OF LAME? BECAUSE THAT'S HOW EVERYTHING ELSE YOU GUYS'VE EVER DONE HAS WORKED OUT.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

ISHIDA: OH NOES, A THROWING KNIFE SPECIALIST. IF ONLY I COULD FIGHT AT LONG DISTANCES.

CHAD: OH NOES, A CLOSE-RANGE PUNCHING FIGHT. IF ONLY I COULD FIGHT AT CLOSE RANGE, PUNCHING DISTANCES.

PRINCESS KASUMI: RUN FASTER, MY MINIONS, TO THE RIVER! WE'VE NEVER BEEN AMBUSHED BY THE RIVER BEFORE!
AMBUSH: ::BY THE RIVER!::

KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: MY MIRROR SWORD IS AWESOME.
ICHIGO: DUDE YOU GUYS PULLED THIS CRAP LIKE A WEEK AGO, IT WAS LAME THEN AND IT'S LAME NOW.
KAKASHI FORM NARUTO: WHAT IF MY ENTIRE BODY GLOWS PURPLE?
ICHIGO: OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE TENTACLES ON YOUR ARM NOW FROM THE GLOWINGS.
KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: I WILL SHINE IN YOUR FACE!!!!1
ICHIGO: UM WUT? HOW ABOUT I JUST BLOCK IT LIKE I DID LAST TIME? ::IT WORKS::
KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: OR DOES IT?
ICHIGO: ::IT DOESN'T WORK::

SOME DUDES: SO, MY FAVORITE ICECREAM IS BUTTER PECAN AND…
DEATH: ::COMES LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT::

ISHIDA: DANG, I'M FIGHTING FOUR FAST AND ALSO A LONG-RANGE FIGHTERS. I HAVE NO HOPE.

CHAD: ALAS, A SINGLE CLOSE-RANGE FIGHTER. I HAVE NO HOPE.

RUKIA: OH NOES, WE'RE BEING ATTACKED! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!
ORIHIME: I GUESS I'LL JUST KILL A COUPLE OF THEM THEN! ::SHE DOES!?!?!::
RUKIA: THAT WAS AMAZINGLY VIOLENT OF YOU, ORIHIME.
PRINCESS KASUMI: QUICKLY, DIRK HARDPEC! RUN AWAY FASTER AND LET THESE TWO DIE! ::THEY FLEE::

ICHIGO: WHERE AM I?
KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: WELCOME TO MY MANGEKYO SHARINGAN WORLD.
ICHIGO: IS THIS FAIR? ARE YOU BREAKING COPYRIGHT LAWS?
KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: I GLOW WITH THE POWER OF PURPLE!
ICHIGO: I CAN GRUNT AND MAKE MASTURBATION SOUNDS! THIS WILL SHATTER YOUR ENTIRE RIPOFF WORLD!
RIPOFF MANGEKYO WORLD: ::CRACKS::
KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: THE SOUNDS OF HIM FAKING SEX IS TOO MUCH FOR ME! MY WORLD IS BEING DESTROYED! QUCIKLY, I STRIKE TOWARDS HIS HEART!
ICHIGO: WUT?
KAKSHI FROM NARUTO: I STRIKE!
ICHIGO: WUT?
KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: QUICKLY, I STRIKE!
ICHIGO: WUT?
KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: I STRIKE, QUICKLY!
YORICHI: THIS IS LAME, I'M ENDING IT.
KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: D:

ISHIDA: HEY LOOK, I KILLED THOSE DUDES. I GUESS I WASN'T HOPELESS AFTER ALL.

CHAD: HEY LOOK, I KILLED THAT DUDE. I GUESS IT WASN'T HOPELESS AFTER ALL.

RUKIA: HEY LOOK, ORIHIME AND I VIOLENTLY KILLED THOSE DUDES. I GUESS ORIHIME IS HARDCORE AFTER ALL.

KAKASHI FORM NARUTO: I'M ESCAPING! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME! OH NOES, MY MIRROR SWORD HAS A CRACK IN IT! I'M SAD NOW! D:

GRANDPA EVIL GLOWING GLASSES: MAN, LOOKS LIKE SOME DUDES ARE GONE. I GUESS THIS MAKES LAMEWAD UP THERE OUR NEW RULER OR SOME CRAP. ::ZOOMS IN ON HIM SMILING LIKE A MONKEY::

THE END

NEXT EPISODE: GRANDPA EVIL GLOWING MONOCLE LOOKS AT PEOPLE. THERE'S AN EARTHQUAKE. NEW BADGUYS SHOW UP. GREAT.

OMAKE: PROFESSOR SZAYEL EXPLAINS ABOUT FRACCIONS, AND PROFESSOR GIN SEEMS CONFUSED AS TO WHAT HE'S DOING THERE.

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	misumaru 2008-06-11 11:24 am UTC (link)
	THEY'RE... THEY'RE NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE, ARE THEY? BTW, I'M GOING TO REGRET ASKING THIS, BUT DO WE SEE WHICH PEOPLE GRANDPA EVIL GLOWING MONOCLE IS LOOKING AT? ~~STAY AWAY FROM THE DECENT CHARACTERS DAMMIT!~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-11 11:27 am UTC (link)
	NO, NO THEY'RE NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE. ORIHIME KILLED TWO GUYS. I THINK HE'S LOOKING AT KAKASHI FROM NARUTO, AND THE OTHER NEW BADGUYS PROBABLY. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	mojotmonkey 2008-06-11 11:30 am UTC (link)
	YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I'M SAD THAT I STOPPED ACTUALLY WATCHING THE DAMN THING LIKE THIRTY EPISODES AGO. BUT THEN OTHER TIMES...I'M REALLY, REALLY NOT. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-11 12:12 pm UTC (link)
	THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE ME HERE FOR. TO WATCH THE FAIL FOR YOU. D: (Reply to this) (Parent)

	spoonybardol 2008-06-11 11:31 am UTC (link)
	WOW, ONLY IN FILLER CAN ORIHIME ACTUALLY BE USEFUL IN A FIGHT. IT'S THE ONE AND ONLY AREA OF FILLER KUBO SHOULD TRY AND COPY A BIT, MAYBE. WELL AT LEAST THE OMAKE HAS GIN AND SZAYEL, WE GET TO PRETEND THE FILLERS ARE OVER, IF ONLY FOR A MOMENT... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-11 12:12 pm UTC (link)
	ALL I KNOW IS, TWO NINJAS WENT UP TO ATTACK HER ANTI-YIFF SHIELD AND THE NEXT THING THAT HAPPENS IS SHE LAZORS THEM OFFSCREEN. SINCE HER LAZOR POWER IS "I CUT YOU IN HALF" I HAVE TO ASSUME THEY'RE DEAD. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	psycho_dono 2008-06-11 11:32 am UTC (link)
	WTF. ORIHIME KILLING PEOPLE?! THIS.... JUST... CAN'T FIND WORDS TO EXPRESS SELF (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-11 12:14 pm UTC (link)
	SHE TAKES OUT TWO NINJAS WITHOUT EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT. I ADMIT THESE WERE FAIL!NINJAS, BUT EVEN SO. SHE'S KILLIN' PEOPLE NOW. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	vayshti 2008-06-11 11:38 am UTC (link)
	KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: I GLOW WITH THE POWER OF PURPLE! MAY DOUGRAS GLOW WITH THE POWER OF PURPLE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BTW! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-11 12:14 pm UTC (link)
	THANK YOU FOR HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hidden_gems 2008-06-11 11:40 am UTC (link)
	I HAVEN'T MANAGED TO MAKE MYSELF WATCH LAST WEEK'S EP YET AND NOW I'M PRETTY SURE I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS ONE EITHER!!!!1 (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-11 12:15 pm UTC (link)
	IT'S THE FILLER. IT DOES THAT TO PEOPLE. A LOT. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-11 12:15 pm UTC (link)
	IT'S ALL IN THE IMAGINATION OF AN AUTISTIC CHILD WITH A SNOWGLOBE. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	megglez13 2008-06-11 11:49 am UTC (link)
	ORIHIME KILLED SOMEONE?? IS THE WORLD COMING TO AN END OR SOMETHING? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-11 12:16 pm UTC (link)
	I BET IN NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE ICHIGO STARTS HITTING ON WOMEN. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	zelha 2008-06-11 12:34 pm UTC (link)
	URAHARA: I WEAR A HAT SO THE ANIMATORS CAN'T SCREW UP MY EYES. BRILLIANT, URAHARA. BRILLIANT. ICHIGO: WHAT DO YOU WONDER, WONDER RUKIA? NOW I HAVE THE MENTAL IMAGE OF RUKIA AS WONDER WOMAN. YOU HAPPY NOW?! HAPPEH BERFDAY, KIND SIR! 8D (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-11 01:55 pm UTC (link)
	WHEN I WAS IN 2ND GRADE, THERE WAS A SERIES OF VIDEOS CALLED 'WONDERCAT' THAT ALWAYS BEGAN WITH 'WHAT DO YOU WONDER, WONDERCAT?' AND WONDERCAT WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE, 'I WONDER WHAT THE CLOUDS ARE MADE OF.' AND THEN THE VIDEO WOULD ANSWER THE QUESTION. AND FOR SOME REASON, I THOUGHT OF THAT WHEN I SAW RUKIA TONIGHT. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	moonlightopal 2008-06-11 12:34 pm UTC (link)
	HHM IT SEEMS THAT THE FILLERMATORS MUST DESTROY ALL CHARACTERS. FIRST THE MAIN CREW, THEN KENPACHI ~~I WILL NEVER FORGIVE KUBO FOR LETTING HIS FILLERMATORS DESTROY HIM~~ AND NOW DETHZOR ORIHIME... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-11 01:56 pm UTC (link)
	ALSO NEXT WEEK! ISHIDA JOINS THE AMERICAN FOOTBALL CLUB, AND HIS STORYLINES ALL TURN INTO EYESHIELD 21. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	kumagoro_usagi 2008-06-11 12:42 pm UTC (link)
	ORIHIME KILLED SOMETHING. WHAT? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-11 01:57 pm UTC (link)
	SHE KILLED TWO SOMETHINGS! NINJAS! SHE'S HARDCORE NOW. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sister_phoenix 2008-06-11 01:01 pm UTC (link)
	OKAY; I'M SINCERELY CONFUSED RIGHT NOW. THE ANIMATION AND FILLERS GO TO SHIT, AND THAT'S WHEN ORIHIME DECIDES TO MAN UP AND KILL OFF SOME ~~FAIL~~NINJAS I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CONFUSED IN ALL OF MY LIFE. HERE'S HOPING SZAYEL CAN MAKE UP FOR IT. O_O NOW I KNOW THINGS ARE BAD. I'M EXPECTING SZAYEL TO DO SOMETHING. D: BY THE BY, HAPPY BERFDAY, PROF. OF LOLOLOGY!!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	dougras 2008-06-11 01:58 pm UTC (link)
	THE FILLER WRITERS JUST LOVE SCREWING WITH US. THANK YOU! I'M HAPPY BIRTHDAY GET! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	the_dream_king 2008-06-11 01:25 pm UTC (link)
	BLAST HARDCHEESE (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-11 01:59 pm UTC (link)
	THICK MCRUNFAST. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	gogodgene 2008-06-11 01:28 pm UTC (link)
	ORIHIME KILLED SOMEONE!? OH GOD, IT'S LIKE SOME AWFUL TWILIGHT ZONE. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-11 02:00 pm UTC (link)
	GREAT, NOW I'M EXPECTING THE NEXT EPISODE TO INCLUDE ICHIGO GOING CRAZY, WATCHING A NINJA EAT THE FUSELAGE OF HIS AEROPLANE. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	annieroo2 2008-06-11 02:27 pm UTC (link)
	:LAUGHS: AT THE FARCE CALLED FILLER!BLEACH :CRIES: IN DESPAIR AT FILLER!ORIHIME GIFTS YOU WITH THE MAGICAL WAND OF SUCKAGE TO ERASE THIS CRAP FROM YOUR BRAIN. CAUSE DUDE IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. NO ONE SHOULD BE SUBJECTED TO THIS MUCH FAIL ON HIS BIRTHDAY. :CRIES AGAIN: FOR YOUR WILLINGNESS TO SACRIFICE YOURSELF ON THE !FAIL. BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-11 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	THANK YOU FOR BIRTHDAY HAPPY WISHES GIVING! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_debbiechan_ 2008-06-11 02:37 pm UTC (link)
	HAPPY BIRTHDAY! LOOK! HIME KILLED PEOPLE AND PUT THEM ON YOUR CAKE! IT'S IN CHARACTER! IT'S... IT'S ... ALL PART OF THE WEIRD COOKING THING. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-11 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	::CRIES:: NOW MY CAKE TASTES LIKE FAIL!NINJAS. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	rikasaurus 2008-06-11 03:00 pm UTC (link)
	LOL AT ~~USELESS BOOBS~~ HIME. SINCE WHEN CAN SHE KILL THINGS? IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S LESS USELESS IN THE FILLERS THAN IN THE ACTUAL CANON. (Reply to this) (Thread)