capslock_bleach: BLEACH 173 RECAPPINGS!

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BLEACH 173 RECAPPINGS!
OH MY GOD. THIS EPISODE. WAS SO. LAME. I WANTED. TO CRY.

PREVIOUS EPISODES: PRINCESS KASUMI WAS ANNOYING. SHE ATE CURRY. SHE ALMOST DIED FROM OVEREXPOSURE TO NINJAS.

MAHN SERVANTE: ::BREAKS THROUGH WINDOW:: PRINCESS KASUMI IS GONE FOREVER!
ICHIGO: LAME, WE DID THIS TWO WEEKS AGO.

MAGIC GATE: ::OPENS::
GUARDS: LAME, WE DID THIS LAST WEEK.
LADY HATFACE: ONCE AGAIN, JUST LIKE LAST WEEK, I'VE ESCAPED.
GRANDPA EVIL GLOWING GLASSES: HAAAY.
DUDES: OH MAN LOOK IT'S YOU! WE'RE ALL SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE!
GRANDPA EVIL GLOWING GLASSES: WHERE HAS YOU BEEN AT? MY PURPLE ROBE AND I HAVE BEEN SO WORRIED.
PRINCESS KASUMI: YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY.

GRANDPA EVIL GLOWING GLASSES: LOOK LIKE A MONKEY, DO I? KAKASHI FROM NARUTO, APPEAR!
KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: ::APPEARS:: YO.
GRANDPA EVIL GLOWING GLASSES: NOW DISAPPEAR.
KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: LATER. ::DISAPPEARS::

MAGIC GATE: ::OPENS::
GUARD: AGAIN?
ICHIGO: OKAY GUYS I BROUGHT THE PARTY.
GUARDS: AWESOME, IT'S A PARTY.

FLASHBACK: ICHIGO AND RUKIA SET OFF, LEAVING BEHIND ORIHIME AND CHAD AND ISHIDA BECAUSE, APPARENTLY, THEY DON'T LIKE ADVENTURES.

ICHIGO: EVERYTHING SUCKS.
THICK MCRUNFAST: ::ELBOW::
ICHIGO: SEE, IT SUCKS.
RUKIA: I THINK WE'D BETTER SPLIT UP. THAT'S ALWAYS A GREAT IDEA.

RUKIA: I LOVE BEING SPLIT UP.
YACHIRU: RUKIA YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE SHINIGAMI WOMEN'S CLUB MEETINGS REGULARLY.
KEN-CHAN: MY BELLS ARE PRETTY.
RUKIA: YEEEEEEEEEES.
KEN-CHAN: WE'LL, WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
RUKIA: WAIT UP FOR ME! FOR SOME REASON!

MAHN SERVANTE: LOOK, LADY HATFACE'S HAT! WE'RE ON HER TRAIL! QUICKLY, INTO THIS EASILY LOCKED BUILDING! SURELY NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO US!
BUILDING: ::IS LOCKED BEHIND THEM::
GRANDPA EVIL GLOWING GLASSES: OH HO HO.

DUDES: PRINCESS WHOEVER, YOU HAVE A VISITOR. DO YOU DESIRE YOUR ROYAL PALANQUIN TO DROP DOWN AND GREET HER?
PRINCESS KASUMI: WHATEVER, SURE.
ICHIGO: WAIT, THAT'S PRINCESS ANNOYING. PROBLEM SOLVED!
GIRLS CLUB: PRINCESS KASUMI! WE'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
PRINCESS KASUMI: MAN, I LOVE BEING WITH MY FRIENDS. IT'S AWESOME TO BE RICH.
GIRLS CLUB: ::TITTER::

COMMERCIAL BREAK

MAHN SERVANTE: WE BOTH HAVE SWORDS AND ARE SUPPOSEDLY WARRIORS AND PROBABLY KNOW SOME SORT OF MAGIC, YET WE FIND OURSELVES WHOLLY UNABLE TO ESCAPE FROM A ROOM.

ICHIGO: HAY I'M LOOKING FOR PRINCESS WHATEVER.
DUDES: YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT A REAL SHINIGAMI, WE'RE GOING TO KILL YOU.
ICHIGO: HEY, GUESS WHO CAN DO FLASH STEP? ::FLASH!::

BEST FRIEND FOREVER: I'M NOT CREEPY AT ALL. HAVE SOME TEA.
PRINCESS KASUMI: I LOVE TEA.
ICHIGO: SURPRISE!
PRINCESS KASUMI: ::SPITTAKE::
ICHIGO: LISTEN, JUST COME WITH ME OR SOMETHING.
DUDES: OMG WE'RE HERE! WHAT'S GOING ON! WE'RE EFFECTIVE?!
PRINCESS KASUMI: GLAAAAAAAAARGH I'M LEAVING.
ICHIGO: ME TOO!
DUDES: WAIT WHAT?

PRINCESS KASUMI: I LIKE WALKING.
STUPID GIRL: I'M SO SAD. LET'S RUN AWAY.
PRINCESS KASUMI: SURE OKAY WHATEVER.
STUPID GIRL: HAH, SECRETLY I AM A TINY NINJA! A TINY, TINY NINJA!
PRINCESS KASUMI: OH NO! ::RUNS, FALLS:: OH, MY ANKLE.
TINY NINJA GIRL: I WILL KILLS YOU!
ICHIGO: STOP, I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THIS 3 YEAR OLD GIRL!
TINY NINJA GIRL: ::STOPS::
DUDES: OMG WE'RE HERE TO SAVE YOU FROM THE GIANT ORANGE-HAIRED MENACE! ::DOGPILE!!::
ICHIGO: ALAS, I AM UNDONE!
TINY NINJA GIRL: I ATTACK! AND KILL SEVERAL MANS!
ICHIGO: NYOOOOOOO! DOGPILES, MY ONE WEAKNESS!
KEN-CHAN: HI, I'M HERE TO END THIS STUPID IDEA.
TINY NINJA GIRL: ::TURNS INTO A REGULAR NINJA::
KEN-CHAN: AAAAAND NOW YOU'RE DEAD.
NINJA: ::DIES::

BEST FRIEND: PRINCESS KASUMI, IT'S SO TOUCHING HOW THEY SAVED YOUR LIFE.
PRINCESS KASUMI: I'M ANNOYED AND PETULANT.
RUKIA: GREAT, I'M GLAD TO SEE THIS WORKED OUT WELL FOR YOU.

YACHIRU: WELL THAT WAS FUN!
RUKIA: WE'RE LEAVING NOW. THANKS, CAPTAIN AWESOME.
KEN-CHAN: YOU'RE WELCOME, TINY LADY. ::LEAVES::
ICHIGO: I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE.
RUKIA: IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING.
KAKASHI FROM NARUTO: OR IS IT?

THE END

NEXT EPISODE: KAKASHI FROM NARUTO VERSUS RUKIA AND ICHIGO! WOW! GREAT!

OMAKE: BYAKUYA SEEMS CONFUSED BY YACHIRU'S USE OF A SCOOTER IN HIS HALLWAY. SUDDENLY, NEMU POPS OUT OF THE WALL AND HE REALIZES THAT A ROOM FULL OF WOMEN LIVE IN HIS HOUSE. THE SEXY CONSEQUENCES DISTURB HIM.

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	fallen_de_tyr 2008-06-04 11:08 am UTC (link)
	ICHIGO: I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE. HAHAHAHA. I LOVE FILLERS. IN A LAME WAY.. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-04 11:12 am UTC (link)
	WELL ICHIGO'S EYE WENT ALL FUNNY AND HE WAS LIKE "I FEEL SOMETHING" AND THEN THEY JUST TOTALLY DROPPED IT FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN "END OF EPISODE, LOL!" THE FILLER WRITERS ARE SO GOOD AT THEIR JOBS. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	misumaru 2008-06-04 11:13 am UTC (link)
	I DON'T THINK THERE ARE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH THIS EPISODE SOUNDS LIKE UTTER FAIL. TINY NINJAS? THANK YOU, GOOD SIR, FOR PUTTING YOURSELF THROUGH THIS ON OUR BEHALF. :S BTW, THE OMAKE? PROOF THAT HISANA'S DEATH TURNED BYAKUSHI GAY? XD (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-04 11:20 am UTC (link)
	THE EPISODE. WAS HORRID. A TINY, 3 YEAR OLD GIRL NINJA. WHO WAS SECRETLY A REGULAR NINJA ALL ALONG. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	zelha 2008-06-04 11:14 am UTC (link)
	ICHIGO: NYOOOOOOO! DOGPILES, MY ONE WEAKNESS! OH LORD. ICHIGO, WHY YOU MUST SOUND SO FRICKIN' GAY? ALSO, ZE ULTIMATE POLL OF LAMENESS. WE NEED ONE. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-04 11:19 am UTC (link)
	THOSE OF YOU LOOKING FOR SCREENCAPS OF ICHIGO UNDERNEATH A GIANT PILE OF MEN WILL BE VERY HAPPY WITH TODAY'S EPISODE. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	miyavis_gazette 2008-06-04 11:25 am UTC (link)
	OH DEAR GOD... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-04 11:54 am UTC (link)
	NOT EVEN GOD COULD STOP THIS MONSTROSITY. THIS IS THE ROCK THAT IS SO LARGE THAT NOT EVEN GOD CAN LIFT IT. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	spoonybardol 2008-06-04 11:25 am UTC (link)
	I SHALL NOW FOREVER REFER TO KENPACHI AS CAPTAIN AWESOME. SILLY ICHIGO, BEING WEAK TO DOGPILES. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-04 11:55 am UTC (link)
	WELL, RUKIA SEEMED ENAMORED WITH HIM FOR SOME REASON. I DON'T KNOW WHY, EXACTLY. A NEW OTP IS BORN! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	frostedbasilisk 2008-06-04 11:28 am UTC (link)
	THE ONLY THING ABOUT THIS EPISODE THAT INTERESTS ME EVEN SLIGHTLY IS THE OMAKE. HAHAHA. AND THE CAPS. I WANT TO SEE THE CAPS. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-04 11:57 am UTC (link)
	THE OMAKE WAS FIRST CLASS. THE REST GOT SHIPPED 13TH CLASS, EXTRA BUMPY. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-04 12:01 pm UTC (link)
	IT WAS A WASTE OF HALF AN HOUR. I WANT MY 30 MINUTES BACK. ANYTHING ELSE I WOULD HAVE BEEN DOING IN THAT HALF HOUR WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. THE EARLIER EPISODES HAD THEIR MOMENTS OF CHARM, MOSTLY BEING SUPPLIED BY THE EXTRAS - ISSHIN, KEIGO, VENDING MACHINES. BUT THIS? EXCEPT FOR YACHIRU AND KEN-CHAN, TOTALLY DEVOID OF CHARM. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	orphan_ann 2008-06-04 11:51 am UTC (link)
	I'D ACTUALLY BEEN ENJOYING THIS ARC, IN A WAY, BUT THIS? THIS SOUNDS GODAWFUL. ALTHOUGH THE OMAKE SOUNDS FUN. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THIS SO I DON'T HAVE TO. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	r0ck3tsci3ntist 2008-06-04 11:52 am UTC (link)
	???????... ???????... ... SIDEWAYSHEAD SO IS IT NORMAL JUST TO WATCH THEM FOR THE OMAKE? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-04 12:01 pm UTC (link)
	DURING THE FILLERS? YUP, BASICALLY. I FOUND JOY IN THE 2 MINUTES OF THIS EPISODE THAT INCLUDED OUR SQUAD 11 FRIENDS. AND THE REST WAS JUST "OH MY GOD I CAN'T MAKE THIS FUNNY." (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pure_rhapsody 2008-06-04 12:09 pm UTC (link)
	KEN-CHAN: MY BELLS ARE PRETTY. YOU KNOW I'M TIRED WHEN I READ "BELLS" AS "BALLS". DX THE OMAKE LOOKS INTERMESTING THOUGH. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-04 12:20 pm UTC (link)
	I DON'T WANT TO IMAGINE KEN-CHAN NAKED. THAT'S NOT A PICTURE I WANT TO HAVE IN MY MIND. ::WEEPS:: (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nemrod 2008-06-04 12:13 pm UTC (link)
	TINY NINJA GIRLS MADE OF FAIL? OMG, ANOTHER PART OF MY SOUL DIED THERE D: (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-04 12:20 pm UTC (link)
	SHE WAS LIKE 2 FEET HIGH. SHE WOULD MAKE RUKIA LOOK TALL. AND SHE WAS KILLING EVERYBODY WITH A TINY KNIFE. IT. WAS. AWFUL. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	minorcases 2008-06-04 12:15 pm UTC (link)
	WHY DOES THIS EPISODE SOUND SO RANDOM AND SEEMS TO HAVE NO COHESION? AT ALL? ON ANOTHER NOTE, THE ONLY THING I'M LOOKIN' FORWARD TO IS KEN-CHAN. CUZ Y'KNOW, WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM FOR A WHILE. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-04 12:22 pm UTC (link)
	THE EPISODE MAKES NO SENSE BECAUSE THE STORYBOARD WRITERS RAN OUT OF THEIR SPEED, AND SO NO LONGER HAVE ANY ABILITY TO TIE THEIR HORRIBLE IDEAS TOGETHER. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	bardockgurl 2008-06-04 12:20 pm UTC (link)
	OH BUGGER >.< NOW I HAVE TO WATCH IT BECAUSE THERE IS 11TH DIVISION GREATNESS WITHIN. AND RUKIA, ENAMOURED OF KEN-CHAN!! ISN'T EVERYONE? OR IS IT JUST ME?? THANK YOU FOR YOUR SELFLESSNESS IN WATCHING THIS FOR US! (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	dougras 2008-06-04 12:24 pm UTC (link)
	THE 11TH DIVISION WAS THE ONE TINY BRIGHT SPOT IN A HALF HOUR OF FAIL. ASIDE FROM THE OMAKE, IT'S THE ONLY THING YOU CAN WATCH THAT WON'T MAKE YOUR EYES WANT TO FALL OUT. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	champloo4u 2008-06-04 12:42 pm UTC (link)
	PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY REASON I'M STICKING WITH THE FILLER NOW IS I'M HOPING TO CATCH ANOTHER FILLER!RUKIA MOMENT. I HEART QUALITY!ANIMATION. GAH I'D SAY MORE BUT IF I DID I'D PROBABLY BE LATE FOR WORK AND...OSHI I GOTTA GO DDD: (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-04 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	THE ANIMATION HAD A TOUCH OF QUALITY TO IT, BUT IT WASN'T AS BAD AS SOME OF THE THINGS I'VE SEEN. THERE MAY BE A GEM OR TWO HIDDEN IN THERE, THOUGH. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dougras 2008-06-04 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	THEY LOOKED A BIT OFF, BUT NOTHING THAT MADE ME GO 'HOLY CRAP WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEIR FACES?' LIKE A LOT OF BLEACH ANIMATION DOES. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	annieroo2 2008-06-04 01:52 pm UTC (link)
	OMG! I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU SUBJECTED YOURSELF TO THIS HORROR, NOT EVEN FOR THE GREAT COMMUNITY OF CAPSLOCK. FOR THIS YOU DESERVE A MEDAL. BUT SINCE I DON'T HAVE A MEDAL, HOW ABOUT A NEW HAT? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-04 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	IT'S... IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	akuryounoseiki 2008-06-04 01:54 pm UTC (link)
	ONCE AGAIN, WILL BE DOWNLOADING THIS EPISODE JUST FOR THE OMAKE. FILLER? PLZ TO BE FUNNY NAO. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-04 02:06 pm UTC (link)
	IT HAS YACHIRU ANNOYING BYAKUYA. HOW CAN IT NOT BE GOLD? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	conjure_lass 2008-06-04 02:31 pm UTC (link)
	WELL...AS LONG AS THEY DON'T START HAVING UNNECESSARY AMOUNTS OF STRANGE LINES UNDER THEIR CHINS OR START BAKING CAKES (I SHUDDER TO REMEMBER) I THINK WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. I GUESS... THOUGH A 2 FOOT NINJA WITH A SWITCHBLADE REALLY DOESN'T SOUND ALL THAT...SCARY TO ME...SHRUGS WHERE'S ICHIGO'S INNER HOLLOW WHEN YOU NEED HIM TO LIVEN THINGS UP??? CRIES (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-06-05 04:32 am UTC (link)
	MAN, COMPARED TO THIS EPISODE, I THINK I'D TAKE CAKE BAKING. AT LEAST WE GOT TO SEE CHAD AND RENJI VOMITING BEHIND ROCKS IN THAT ONE. OKAY, I JUST SAID IT. I'D RATHER WATCH CHAD AND RENJI VOMIT BEHIND ROCKS THAN PUT UP WITH PRINCESS KASUMI AND NINJAS MADE OF FAIL ANY MORE. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)