capslock_bleach: BLEACH RECAP 172

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BLEACH RECAP 172
WELL, WE ARE BACK TO SOUL SOCIETY NOW. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR ISSHINS AND KEIGOS, WE'RE BACK WITH CAPTAIN TUNING FORK AND HIS LOVELY ASSISTANT.

PREVIOUS EPISODES: PRINCESS KASUMI WAS ANNOYING. A NINJA MADE OF FAIL SHOWED UP. SOUL SOCIETY HUSTLED AND BUSTLED ABOUT.

SHINIGAMI: ::HUSTLE:: ::BUSTLE::
KIRA: I'M CHASING A CAT.
CAT: I AM A CAT.
LOVELY ASSISTANT: I CAUGHT THE CAT.
KIRA: DIDN'T NARUTO DO THIS IN, LIKE, THE FIFTH EPISODE OR SOMETHING? WHY ARE WE RESCUING CATS? WHERE DID THIS CAT EVEN COME FROM? DO ANIMALS GET REBORN IN SOUL SOCIETY? WHY ARE WE SENDING FREAKING DEATH GODS AFTER CATS?

GIN: HI KIRA!
KIRA: HOLY HELL.
CAPTAIN TUNING FORK: NO, IT'S JUST ME.
KIRA: SO YOU MEAN THAT SCREEN THEY'VE BEEN TAUNTING THE FANGIRLS WITH WAS JUST AN IMAGINARY GIN?
CAPTAIN TUNING FORK: YUP.
KIRA: LAME.
CAPTAIN TUNING FORK: ANYWAY, LIKE I WAS SAYING, WE HAVE A JOB TO DO. FILES TO REPORT. PAPERS TO TURN IN. COVER SHEETS TO MANUFACTURE. LET'S GET TO IT. BUT I'M LEAVING
KIRA: YAY, PAPERS.

CAPTAIN TUNING FORK: OKAY LISTEN UP, MEN. I HAD TO SAVE YOUR BUTTS BACK THERE AGAINST THOSE HOLLOWS. I HAD TO DEFEAT THEM USING THE POWER OF MUSIC. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LAME THAT WAS? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LAME THAT MAKES YOU NOW THAT YOU'RE THE GUYS WHO GOT SAVED BY THE CHEAP DATE WITH A TUNING FORK? WE'RE GOING TO ALL WEAR HEADBANDS NOW, TO SHOW HOW LAME YOU ALL ARE. EVERYONE PUT THEM ON. EVERYONE EXCEPT KIRA, MYSELF, AND MY LOVELY ASSISTANT.
SHINIGAMI: ::HUSTLE AND BUSTLE::
KIRA: WHY ARE YOU ORDERING THEM TO RUN AROUND POINTLESSLY?
CAPTAIN TUNING FORK: I. DON'T. KNOW.

SHINIGAMI: MAN, GIN NEVER LET US WEAR HEADBANDS OR MAKE US RUN AROUND AIMLESSLY. I LOVE THIS GUY! AND HIS LOVELY ASSISTANT!
KIRA: I FEEL LEFT OUT OF THINGS HERE.
LOVELY ASSISTANT: DON'T WORRY, EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY. WE WON'T HOLD IT AGAINST YOU THAT YOUR CAPTAIN WAS A TRAITOR AND YOU MINDLESSLY FOLLOWED HIS INSTRUCTIONS.

KIRA: MOAR SAKE! MOAR!
IBA: MAN I LOVE FACILITATING. ::FAICILTATES::
RENJI: YOU ARE SUCH A LUSH.
KIRA: NO, YOU ARE. LET'S MAKE OUT.
RENJI: I DON'T LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY, PLEASE GET OUT OF MY FACE.
IBA: SO, RENJI, AS PRESIDENT OF THE SHINIGAMI MEN'S CLUB, I WAS WONDERING WHY YOU HAVEN'T BEEN VISITING US? WE SIT AROUND SHIRTLESS AND MAKE PHONES. YOU LIKE BEING SHIRTLESS. WE'RE HAVING A MEMBERSHIP DRIVE. KIRA WAS SUPPOSED TO ASK YOU TO JOIN US.
KIRA: OH CRAP I FORGOT, I FEEL SO EMBARRASSED NOW.
RANDOM FEMALE VOICE: ANNOUNCING, SHUNSUI AND THE GUY WHO CRIMPS HIS STYLE!
SHUNSUI: AWESOME, DRINKING.
CAPTAIN TUNING FORK: I DON'T LIKE TO DRINK.
SHUNSUI: SO YOU'RE AT LEAST NOT CRIMPING THAT PART OF MY STYLE.
CAPTAIN TUNING FORK: I WISH I COULD BE AS GOOD AT SHAVING THREE DAYS AGO AS YOU, SIR.
SHUNSUI: DON'T WE ALL?
CAPTAIN TUNING FORK: WAIT, LOOK I CAN BE LIKE YOU! WATCH ME DRINK! ::DRINKS, AND DIES::
SHUNSUI: MAN YOU ARE TERRIBLE AT THIS. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY IMITATING SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T DO ANYTHING, LIKE WHOEVER THE 1ST LIEUTENANT IS. MAYBE YOU'D BE BETTER AT THAT.

LOVELY ASSISTANT: KIRA I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE
KIRA: ARE YOU A GIRL?
LOVELY ASSISTANT: NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
KIRA: BECAUSE IF YOU SAID YOU WERE A GIRL I THINK I WOULD BELIEVE YOU.
LOVELY ASSISTANT: NO REALLY, IT'S NOT...
KIRA: BECAUSE YOU HAVE PRETTY HAIR LIKE A GIRL AND...
LOVELY ASSISTANT: OH LOOK A HELL BUTTERFLY!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

KIRA: HERE WE ARE, AT A BOTTOMLESS HOLE TO NOWHERE.
LAMEIGAMI: LOL, I FOUND IT.
HOLE: ::CRUMBLES::
KIRA: OH NO WE'RE FALLING!
LAMEIGAMI: ::ALMOST DIES BUT KIRA SAVES HIM::
LOVELY ASSISTANT: MAN THIS PLACE IS CREEPY.
HOLLOWS: GLAAAARG WE'RE DOWN HERE.
~~KIBA~~ KIRA: WHAT THE HELL?
HOLLOW: ::STICKS LAMEIGAMI INTO HIS CHEST::
LOVELY ASSISTANT: ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU MY TRUE POWER! ::SWORD FLIES AROUND AND KILLS LIKE A MILLION HOLLOWS::
~~KIBA~~ KIRA: I CAN'T ALLOW YOU TO DO THIS!
LOVELY ASSISTANT: YOU MEAN KILLING HOLLOWS? THE JOB WE BOTH DO FOR A LIVING?
~~KIBA~~ KIRA: NO IF YOU KILL THE HOLLOW WITH LAMEIGAMI IN IT HE WILL PROBABLY DIE.
LOVELY ASSISTANT: WITH THESE TWO HOLLOWS BEHIND ME, IN APPARENT SUBMISSION, I DON'T SEEM THREATENING OR MENACING AT ALL.
KIRA: OH NO, I'M REMEMBERING WHEN GIN WAS CREEPY.
LOVELY ASSISTANT: ::GREEN::
KIRA: ::PURPLE::
PURPLE >> GREEN
KIRA: HEY, I WON!
SHINIGAMI: HEY WE FOUND YOU! I'M GLAD EVERYTHING'S FINE!
KIRA: HOLY MOTHER OF AIZEN, THAT GUY'S SWORD ALMOST BROKE MINE IN TWO.
CAPTAIN TUNING FORK: IS SOMETHING GOING ON HERE?
LOVELY ASSISTANT: NO.
KIRA: WHATEVER.
MAYURI: WAIT A MINUTE WHAT'S GOING ON, HERE? I'M CRABBY AND UPSET!

MAGIC GATE: ::OPENS::
GUARDS: WHY DID MAGIC GATE OPEN? OH WELL, I'M SURE IT WAS NOTHING.
LADY HATFACE: AHAHA, MY CLEVER PLAN WORKED.
FOOT: ::APPEARS::
LADY HATFACE: OH GOD, A FOOT! I'M DISCOVERED!

THE END

NEXT EPISODE: PRINCESS KASUMI MAKES A FRIEND, AND APPARENTLY OUR HEROES RETURN TO SOUL SOCIETY.

OMAKE: YACHIRU SHOWS UP IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEETING BETWEEN BYAKUYA AND ICHIGO, WHISKING ICHIGO AWAY.

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	scrawled 2008-05-28 11:11 am UTC (link)
	AS ALWAYS, I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-28 11:27 am UTC (link)
	I'D SUGGEST A MIXTURE OF THE TWO. PREFERABLY THE SORT OF LAUGHING THAT LEADS TO TEARS, RATHER THAN THE SORT OF TEARS THAT LEAD TO SOBS THAT SORT OF SOUND LIKE LAUGHTER. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	edge_chan 2008-05-28 11:15 am UTC (link)
	GIN: HI KIRA! KIRA: HOLY HELL. CAPTAIN TUNING FORK: NO, IT'S JUST ME. KIRA: SO YOU MEAN THAT SCREEN THEY'VE BEEN TAUNTING THE FANGIRLS WITH WAS JUST AN IMAGINARY GIN? CAPTAIN TUNING FORK: YUP. NO FAIR, I WANTED MORE GIN :I Edited at 2008-05-28 11:16 am UTC (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-28 11:30 am UTC (link)
	MAN THAT IS THE SADDEST PEAR. OR POSSIBLY A QUINCE. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	misumaru 2008-05-28 11:17 am UTC (link)
	KIRA: NO, YOU ARE. LET'S MAKE OUT. RENJI: I DON'T LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY, PLEASE GET OUT OF MY FACE. WHAT IS IT WITH THE FILLERS AND RANDOMLY THROWING MEN AT RENJI? ...NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-28 11:31 am UTC (link)
	BECAUSE THE FILLERS ARE TEASES. LAST WEEK IT WAS 'OMG GIN IS IN THIS EPISODE!' WHEN IT TURNED OUT TO BE A GIANT LIE MADE OF LIES AND LYING. ALSO, WHAT THE CRAP IS GOING ON IN YOUR ICON? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	akuryounoseiki 2008-05-28 11:44 am UTC (link)
	OMAKE IS PROBABLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE MOST. ...AND HAVING MEN BEING SHOVED INTO RENJI'S FACE. ALWAYS A PARTY AND A HALF. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-28 11:57 am UTC (link)
	DRUNKEN MEN SHOVED INTO (ALSO DRUNKEN) RENJI'S FACE. IT'S GOT SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	zelha 2008-05-28 12:03 pm UTC (link)
	... GOOD LORD. WHY FILLER TEAM IS SO LAME? WE SHOULD HAVE A POLL ABOUT WHO'S THE LAMEST CHARACTER OF THIS ARC: PRINCESS KASUMI OR TUNING FORK-TAICHOU. D8 ALSO, YACHIRU, YOU ARE A FRICKIN' COCKBLOCK. XD (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-28 12:14 pm UTC (link)
	I'D WAIT TO MAKE THAT POLL UNTIL AFTER WE GET A BETTER LOOK AT KAKASHI FROM NARUTO. SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT GUY HAS SUPER LAME POTENTIAL. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hidden_gems 2008-05-28 12:09 pm UTC (link)
	OH GOD, THIS IS GOING TO BE EPIC... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-28 12:15 pm UTC (link)
	IF BY 'EPIC' YOU MEAN 'RENDING OF CLOTHING, PUTTING ASHES IN YOUR HAIR, SCRAPING YOUR BOILS WITH A POTSHERD,' THEN YES! EXACTLY! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	champloo4u 2008-05-28 12:23 pm UTC (link)
	OH DOUGRAS- I READ UR RECAPZ OF DOOM + LULZ BEFORE WORK THIS WEEK, IN AN ATTEMPT TO WARD OFF THE WEDNESDAY SUCK. MUCH AS I HATE LAME!FILLER!ARC, I'LL PROBABLY GET A GIGGLE OUT OF WATCHING THIS. (POSSIBLY BECAUSE SHUNSUI AND DRINKING ARE INVOLVED) THANK YOU, GOOD SIR, FOR THIS LOLTASTIC WRITEUP. :::OFF TO DRINK MOAR COFFEE BEFORE ~~HELL~~ WORK::: (Reply to this) (Thread)

	YAY! RECAP! evildrem 2008-05-28 12:45 pm UTC (link)
	MY SWEET BABOO IS IN THE OMAKE SO I AM HAPPY. ALSO RENJI! OTHERWISE I PREPARE TO BE AMUSED IN A LAME KINDA WAY. THANK YOU AGAIN DOUGRAS, PLEASE HAVE YET ANOTHER INTERWEB TO ADD TO YOUR COLLECTION. METHINKS YOU WILL HAVE ONE IN EVERY COLOUR SOON? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: YAY! RECAP! dougras 2008-05-28 01:04 pm UTC (link)
	"BE AMUSED IN A LAME KINDA WAY" THAT SHOULD BE THIS FILLER ARC'S SUBTITLE. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	r0ck3tsci3ntist 2008-05-28 01:02 pm UTC (link)
	CAPTAIN TUNING FORK: ANYWAY, LIKE I WAS SAYING, WE HAVE A JOB TO DO. FILES TO REPORT. PAPERS TO TURN IN. COVER SHEETS TO MANUFACTURE. LET'S GET TO IT. BUT I'M LEAVING OH GOD! I HAD A BOSS LIKE THAT ONCE! THIS EPISODE, OH THE CRACK! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-28 01:06 pm UTC (link)
	EVERYBODY HAS A BOSS WHO SAYS THINGS ABOUT WORKING HARD AND DOING HARD WORK AND THEN WHO PROCEEDS TO SIT IN THEIR OFFICE ALL DAY LONG WHILE YOU'RE THE ONE DOING ALL OF THE HARD WORK. THAT'S HOW LIFE WORKS, SADLY. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dougras 2008-05-28 01:37 pm UTC (link)
	KIRA BECOMING KIBA IS EASILY EXPLAINED. BECAUSE I CANNOT TYPE. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	katwalkchan 2008-05-28 01:30 pm UTC (link)
	NEED MOAR TOSHIS (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-28 01:38 pm UTC (link)
	YOU KNOW I AM SORT OF VAGUELY SURPRISED THAT HE DIDN'T MAKE A CAMEO. GOD KNOWS THAT THE MOMENT THE FILLERS STARTED UP THE FIRST THING THEY DID WAS DRAW CAPTAIN GRADESCHOOL. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	annieroo2 2008-05-28 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	IT IS A SAD DAY IN CAPSLOCK LAND WHEN I REGRET A CHANGE OF VENUE IN FILLER!ARC. I WAS SADLY STARTING TO ENJOY FILLER!KARAKURA. MAYHAPS DRUNK FILLER!RENJI WILL SALVAGE THIS FAIL!FILLER EPISODE. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-29 04:22 am UTC (link)
	SADLY DRUNKEN FILLER!RENJI WASN'T IN IT LONG ENOUGH TO SALVAGE ANYTHING. AND, YES, GIVE ME FILLER KEIGO AND FILLER ISSHIN AND FILLER URAHARA ANY DAY OVER FILLER CAPTAIN CHEAP DATE. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	deimagnetism 2008-05-28 03:31 pm UTC (link)
	THIS MERELY INCREASES MY HATE OF NONGIN. WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN TO US? I STILL LOL'D. A LOT. AND WHY COULDN'T VANNA WHITE NOT JUST HAVE A SHITTY POWER LIKE MAHN SERVANTE? THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER, FOR FILLER SHINIGAMI ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THESE THINGS.. UNLESS HE'S EVIL. OWAIT, HE IS. I JUST WASTED TIME HERE. D8 ILUBTW <3 (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-29 04:23 am UTC (link)
	BECAUSE VANNA WHITE WILL TURN OUT TO BE THE REAL, TRUE FORM OF THE FILLER BOSS. "IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!" (Reply to this) (Parent)

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	historyblitz 2008-05-28 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	RANDOM FEMALE VOICE: ANNOUNCING, SHUNSUI AND THE GUY WHO CRIMPS HIS STYLE! POOR, POOR SHUNSUI. ;_; (Reply to this) (Thread)

	__fantine 2008-05-28 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	IS...IS THAT...LAVI? CHRIST, WHAT HAVE I BEEN MISSING? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gogodgene 2008-05-28 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	KIRA: NO, YOU ARE. LET'S MAKE OUT. RENJI: I DON'T LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY, PLEASE GET OUT OF MY FACE. WHY IS THIS SO WIN AND DO NOT WANT AT THE SAME TIME? ALSO, YACHIRU SHOULD BE IN MORE FILLER EPISODES/OMAKES. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-29 04:25 am UTC (link)
	ARE YOU REALLY SURE THAT YOU WANT FILLER!YACHIRU? SHE'LL PROBABLY BE POORLY DRAWN AND TOTALLY OUT OF CHARACTER. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	crooked_measure 2008-05-28 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	AN ICHIGO BYAKUYA MEETING? DO WANT. "SO I GUESS YOU CALLED ME HERE BECAUSE YOUR SISTER WAS LIVING IN MY CLOSET HUH? LAY DOWN SOME BROTHERLY LAWS, ETC?" "OH NO, KUROSAKI ICHIGO. I ASKED YOU HERE TO ASK ONE LITTLE QUESTION. COULD YOU MAYBE... YOU KNOW... BOW A LITTLE MORE? KTHNX." (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-29 04:27 am UTC (link)
	"THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU I NOTICED THAT YOU LOOKED AT ME IN THE EYES. I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH A PERSON OF YOUR RANK ACTUALLY LOOKING AT MY FACE. BUT I'M GOING TO TRY." (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	conjure_lass 2008-05-28 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	COCKS HEAD TO THE SIDE YOU KNOW...THIS WHOLE FILLERARK IS MORE LIKE TWO REALLY. ONE IN TOWN AND ONE IN SOUL SOCIETY... ITS LIKE...DOUBLE THE SUCK, DOUBLE THE FUN! OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT...MY HUMOUR METER IS BROKEN TODAY...BLEH... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-29 04:29 am UTC (link)
	DON'T WORRY, I'M SURE THAT SOON THEY WILL MERGE THE TWO STORYLINES TOGETHER. ALREADY LADY HATFACE HAS TRAVELED TO SOUL SOCIETY AGAIN, AND SHE IS SOON TO BE JOINED BY OUR OTHER HEROES. SO, ONE STORYLINE THAT CONTAINS ALL OF THE SUCK OF BOTH CURRENT ONES! WHAT A TREAT. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hyper_amychao 2008-05-28 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	THIS ONE SHOWS MORE PROMISE THAN THE LAST FEW XD FOOT: ::APPEARS:: LADY HATFACE: OH GOD, A FOOT! I'M DISCOVERED! XD I LOLED (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-29 04:42 am UTC (link)
	LADY HATFACE'S ONE TRUE WEAKNESS IS FEET. AND ALSO NINJAS. HER PROBLEM IS MOST PEOPLE HAVE FEET, AS WELL AS MOST NINJAS. AND THERE ARE LOTS OF NINJAS WITH FEET IN THE CURRENT ARC. IT'S SUCH A TRAGIC TRAGEDY. (Reply to this) (Parent)