| Dr. Dougras, Ph.D. in LOLOLOGY ( @ 2008-05-14 19:59:00 |
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BLEACH 170 DOUGRAS RECAP
IN TONIGHT'S EPISODE, THE PART OF THIN FILLER SERVANT WILL BE PLAYED BY MAHN SERVANTE, AND THE PART OF THE MUSCULAR, SILENT FILLER SERVANT WILL BE PLAYED BY BIG MCLARGEHUGE.
KEIGO: THIS LITTLE GIRL IS CUTE.
MAHN SERVANTE: IF YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT I'M GOING TO LET YOU SPAZ OUT NEAR HER YOU'RE MISTAKEN.
PRINCESS PRINCESS: ICHIGO, I WANT TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND FOREVER.
KEIGO: BUT I AM ICHIGO'S BEST FRIEND FOREVER.
BIG MCLARGEHUGE: ::GLARE::
KEIGO: YOU ARE ICHIGO'S BEST FRIEND FOREVER.
KASUMI: WE'RE BEST FRIENDS.
ICHIGO: WHY ME?
THE ENTIRE CLASS: IT'S IN THE SCRIPT GO WITH IT.
MAHN SERVANTE & BIG MCLARGEHUGE: ::SAFTEY DANCE::
ICHIGO: UM, WHAT?
MAHN SERVANTE: WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO LEAVE BUILDINGS.
PRINCESS PRINCESS: LOL, WE'RE REALLY GOOD AT THIS FITTING IN THING.
MAHN SERVANTE: I LOVE MAKING YOU FOOD, PRINCESS PRINCESS.
PRINCESS PRINCESS: AND I LOVE ICHIGO.
MAHN SERVANTE: BUT WHY?
PRINCESS PRINCESS: DOES FILLER NEED A REASON?
RUKIA: MAN, DO YOU KNOW HOW ANNOYING IT IS TO LIVE NEXT TO A PRINCESS? I MEAN, I'M USED TO IT, WHAT WITH MY BROTHER AND ALL, BUT IT'LL PROBABLY SUCK TO BE YOU.
KON: YEAH, THEY'RE ALWAYS GETTING VISITED BY GOOD AND EVIL FARIES AND BEING KIDNAPPED AND RESCUED AND HAVING SUITORS SHOW UP. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I'M A STUFFED ANIMAL.
ICHIGO: I HATE THE WORLD.
RUKIA: ICHIGO I SENSE A PRESENSE.
ICHIGO: LET'S GOING.
KON: PLEASE KICK ME ON YOUR WAY OUT.
ICHIGO: HAPPY TO OBLIGE. ::KICK::
MAHN SERVANTE: I'M STOIC.
ICHIGO: HEY, THIS IS MY AREA TO BE STOIC IN.
RED EXPLOSION: ::EXPLODES::
MAHN SERVANTE: OH NOES, MY STOICISM!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
MAHN SERVANTE: QUICKLY, I HAVE TO RUN AWAY! ::RUNS::
ICHIGO: THIS IS NO FAIR.
SWORD NINJA: I AM A SWORD NINJA. BUT I AM RUNNING AWAY, TOO.
ICHIGO: STOP, WAIT, I HAVE A SWORD TOO. I CAN HIT YOU.
SWORD NINJA: ::USES HIS MAGICAL MIRROR SWORD TO BLIND ICHIGO AND RUKIA IN TURN, MAKING THEM TOTALLY USELESS::
RUKIA: OH MY GOD I'M FREAKING OUT.
ICHIGO: ALL WE HAVE TO DO TO BEAT HIM IS FIGHT WITH OUR EYES CLOSED.
SWORD NINJA: ::IS WAY MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN HE HAS ANY RIGHT TO BE, HIS POWER IS HE SHINES A FLASHLIGHT IN YOUR EYES::
RUKIA: IF ONLY THE TWO OF US HAD ACCESS TO SOME HIGHER LEVEL OF POWER. IF ONLY!
ICHIGO: I SHALL DIE.
SWORD NINA: I SHALL KILLS YOU.
ICHIGO: WAIT I'M USING MY SWORD TO REFLECT YOUR CRAPPY POWER BACK AT YOUR FACE. THIS WORKS BECAUSE MY SWORD IS CLEARLY HIGHLY REFLECTIVE.
SWORD NINJA: I FLEE!
ICHIGO: NO WAIT I'M NOT DONE KILLING YOU YET. ::LAZORS::
SWORD NINJA: ::JUMPS INTO THE LAZORS BECAUSE HE'S A LOSER::
MAHN SERVANTE: WELL, NOW THAT YOU'VE DEFEATED THEM, I CAN COME BACK NOW.
ICHIGO: I HATE YOU. ::KICK::
MAHN SERVANTE: IT'S LIKE I'M KON.
ICHIGO: SO WE'RE HAVING THIS SPECIAL MIDNIGHT MEETING OF OUR SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME FRIENDS ONLY SUPER FRIENDS CLUB. ROLL CALL – CHAD, ISHIDA, ORIHIME, RUKIA, MAHN SERVANTE, SLEEPING PRINCESS PRINCESS, BIG MCLARGEHUGE. ALL MY BEST FRIENDS.
MAHN SERVANTE: WHEN PRINCESS PRINCESS WAS GROWING UP SHE USED TO LOVE PLAYING WITH BALLS. AND THEN NINJAS KILLED ALL OF OUR FAMILY EXCEPT FOR A CRAZY OLD GUY WITH GLOWING GLASSES WHO IS PROBABLY A VILLIAN. AND WE WERE ATTACKED BY MONKEYS. SO WE LEFT IN SECRET ONE DAY, DISGUISING PRINCESS PRINCESS AS LADY HATFACE. BUT THEN WE FOUND YOU. AND SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU.
ICHIGO: WHUT?
MAHN SERVANTE: LISTEN JUST, WHATEVER. JUST HELP PROTECT HER. OUR ONLY POWERS ARE RUNNING AWAY. THIS ACTUALLY ISN'T VERY GOOD IN CLOSE COMBAT, AMAZINGLY.
RUKIA: WE TOTALLY HAVE TO HELP THEM OUT, BECAUSE IF WE DIDN'T MY BROTHER'S FLOWER ARRANGING CIRCLE WOULD TOTALLY KICK HIM OUT IF THIS GIRL DIES WHILE WE'RE NEXT DOOR.
ICHIGO: FINE WHATEVER OKAY, GOSH.
GRANDPA EVIL GLOWING MONACLE: KAKASHI FROM NARUTO! REPORT!
KAKASHI: THE SUCKY NINJA WE SENT DIED.
GRANDPA EVIL GLOWING MONACLE: FINE WHATEVER, LET'S JUST END THE EPISODE.
THE END
NEXT EPISODE: LADY HATFACE RETURNS? CURRY AND RICE? YUZU? MAGIC WALLS? NINJAS?
OMAKE: THE SHINIGAMI MEN'S CLUB HAS A SEXY SHIRTLESS MEETING FEATURING THE 3RD SEAT GUY FROM THE 4TH SQUAD FOR SOME REASON, AND SHUUHEI AND OMAEDA'S SEXY NEW CELLPHONE DESIGNS. THEY AREN'T SEXY.