capslock_bleach: DOUGRAS BLEACH RECAP EPISODE 169

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DOUGRAS BLEACH RECAP EPISODE 169
OH GOD MOST OF THIS EPISODE WAS JUST CRACK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF CRACK.

PREVIOUS EPISODES: FILLER CAPTAIN SHOWED UP. KIRA GOT HIM DRUNK. MENOS GRANDES WERE LAME BUT EVERYONE WAS GOING TO DIE BY THE GIANT HOOVER DEATH TRAIN UNTIL FILLER CAPTAIN SHOWED UP TO MUSIC IT AWAY.

DOORS: ::OPEN TO ADMIT THE LOVELY LADY HATFACE AND HER SERVANTS::
SERVANT: MY LADY, WE HAVE ARRIVED IN THE REAL WORLD FOR SOME REASON.
LADY HATFACE: LOLWHUT?

ICHIGO: I LOVE WAKING UP.
ISSHIN: ::JUMPS INTO ICHIGO'S ROOM THROUGH THE WINDOW VIA A TRAMPOLINE, THEN LEAPS BACK OUT THROUGH THE PANE OF GLASS::
ICHIGO: THAT WAS ODDER THAN USUAL.

ICHIGO: I THINK DAD IS DEAD.
ISSHIN: ::SHOWS UP WITH GLASS STICKING OUT ALL OVER HIS BODY:: DADDY CAN NEVER DIE, NOT WHILE HE LOVES HIS CHILDREN WITH LOVE.
ICHIGO: SOMEHOW I HIT YOU SO THAT I SHOVE GLASS INTO YOUR BUTT! ::HE DOES::
ISSHIN: OW, DADDY IS SAD.

KEIGO: OMG CAPSLOOOOOOOOOOCK!
CHAD: ::KEIGO RAMS INTO HIM AT FULL BLAST:: ??
KEIGO: OH GOD I BROKE MY ME ON CHAD'S GIANT CHEST.

ORIHIME: I HAVE DRAWN A BEAUTIFUL PINK LIZARD EATING IT'S OWN TAIL. OROBOROSZARD.
RUKIA: I, TOO, HAVE DRAWN A PICTURE! BUNNIES IN GYMNASTIC OUTFITS.
ICHIGO: I'D LOVE TO STICK AROUND AND CHAT BUT MY PHONE IS RINGING. FOR SOME REASON, IT'S PERFECTLY OKAY FOR ME TO HAVE THIS IN SCHOOL, AND ALSO TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW. ::EXIT WITH RUKIA IN TOW::
ISHIDA: A PHONE. SOMETHING IS AFOOT.

LADY HATFACE: HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO SIT AROUND THIS STUPID RIVER FOR?
SERVANT: LISTEN, WE'RE GETTING THE SNACKS AS FAST AS WE CAN.
LADY HATFACE: I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL TAKE MY HAT OFF IF WE DON'T GET THE PORK RINDS SOON.
SERVANT: HEY, LOOK AT ALL OF THESE HOLLOW HOLES OPENING UP.
LADY HATFACE: ::WANDERS OFF:: OH LOOK, SHINIGAMI FIGHTING HOLLOWS. HAY, YOU. I'M LOOKING FOR THE PORK RINDS.
ICHIGO: LADY, THIS IS JAPAN, WE DON'T DO PORK RINDS HERE. HOW ABOUT SOMETHING WITH SHRIMP IN IT? OR SEAWEED?
LADY HATFACE: OH NO, I FALL DOWN AND MY HAT FALLS OFF WITH ME! NO LONGER AM I LADY HATFACE, BUT INSTEAD I AM SIMPLY BLONDE GIRL.

SERVANT: OMG WE'RE BEING CHASED BY HOLLOWS.

BLONDE GIRL: ICHIGO I LOVE YOU, LET ME RIDE ON YOUR BAAAAAACK.
ICHIGO: SO YOU'RE FILLER NELL.
SERVANTS: OMG RUNNING TO GET YOOOOOOOU! ::THEY SAVE THE BLONDE GIRL::
ICHIGO: THANKS FOR GETTING HER OFF OF MY BACK SHE WAS REALLY ::ABOUT THIRTY SEVEN HOLLOWS FALL ON TOP OF ICHIGO::
BLONDE GIRL: OH NOES, HE'S DIED.
ICHIGO: ::SSJ4::
BLONDE GIRL: OR NOT.
SERVANT: THAT'S KUROSAKI ICHIGO. HE'S BADASS LIKE THAT.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

ICHIGO: MY BANKAI LETS ME KILL ALL THE HOLLOWS.
RUKIA: WELL UM… I CAN SHOW UP AND MAKE YOU STOP KILLING HOLLOWS BY DISTRACTING YOU WITH MY INANE CHATTER.
HOLLOWS: ::THEY DO NOTHING::
ARROWS: ::ARROW'D!!!::
ICHIGO: AWW, YOU GUYS SHOWED UP!
ISHIDA: OH GOD MY FACE IS OFF.
CHAD: ::LOOKS LIKE HE BELONGS ON EASTER ISLAND::
ICHIGO: HAHA, MY ANIMATORS STILL LIKE ME, I STILL LOOK OKAY.

RUKIA: MY PHONE SAYS SHE'S A PRINCESS.
ORIHIME: I BET SHE WEARS BLACK LEATHER AND IS INTO BONDAGE. ::IMAGINES::
RUKIA: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT IS IT WITH THE FILLER AND FANTASIZING ABOUT S&M?

KON: HEY GUYS! LOOK! IT'S ME! KON!
RUKIA: OH. GREAT.
KON: I CAN HELP YOU READ THIS BOOK, RUKIA. LET ME SIT ON YOUR LAP AND HELP YOU. MMMMM, YES. AND ALSO USE YOUR BOSOM AS A PILLOW.
RUKIA: NO.
KON: BY THE WAY, THAT GIRL IS MOVING IN NEXT DOOR.
ICHIGO: WAIT WHAT?

SERVANT: OKAY MOVING MEN, MAKE SURE TO BE REALLY CAREFUL WITH ALL OF THIS STUFF. IT'S ANTIQUES AND SHIT.
ICHIGO: WHO SAID YOU COULD MOVE IN NEXT DOOR?
SERVANT DUDE: YOUR MOM.
ICHIGO: I'M COMING IN THERE.
PRINCESS: HI ICHIGO, COME ON IN!
SERVANT: NO. I'M LOCKING THE DOOR WITH MAGIC. ::MAGIC!::
ICHIGO: OW, I'M LOCKED OUT BY MAGIC.
RUKIA: HOW IS THIS GOING TO WORK OUT FOR ALL OF THOSE MOVERS?
ICHIGO: UM…
RUKIA: WHILE YOU TWO LADIES THINK ABOUT THAT ONE I'M GOING TO URAHARA'S SHOP FOR NO REASON.

TESSAI: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHG.
RUKIA: HMM. THOUGHT PROVOKING.

KON: I LOVE SPYING ON THE NEW NEIGHBORS.

SERVANT: PRINCESS IS ASLEEP.
BIG SERVANT: ::MAKES A MUSCLE POSE WHILE DELIVERING TEA?::
SERVANT: YES, VERY MANLY, BUT TRY TO KEEP IT DOWN. SHE'S ASLEEP.

ORIHIME: OH GOD SHE MOVED IN NEXT TO YOU? THIS IS AWESOME.
CHAD: LOOK, I HAVE A LINE!
ICHIGO: MAN, IT'S HARD TO HAVE A PRINCESS LIVE NEXT TO YOU. SHE'S ALWAYS FORMING ALLIANCES WITH FOREIGN COUNTRIES AND CRAP. YESTERDAY THE BELGIANS WERE HANGING AROUND LIKE ALL DAY. NOW ALL OF MY CLOTHES SMELL LIKE WAFFLES.
TEACHER: HELLO EVERYONE, I HAVE SOME NEW PEOPLE TO INTRODUCE. LET'S WELCOME YOUR THREE NEW STUDENTS TO CLASS.
YOU KNOW WHO: HI WE'RE YOUR NEW CLASSMATES.
ORIHIME: BUT SHE'S CLEARLY LIKE 8, AND THIS IS HIGH SCHOOL. AND THOSE GUYS ARE LIKE 30.
SERVANT: I'M THE ONE WHO TALKS. THE BIG GUY DOESN'T. AND NOW TO LET PRINCESS INTRODUCE HERSELF.
PRINCESS: MY NAME'S KASUMI. FOR SOME REASON I BELONG IN HIGH SCHOOL.

NEXT EPISODE: EVERYONE IS AMAZED BECAUSE APPARENTLY THEY NOW GO TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

OMAKE: THE SHINIGAMI LIEUTENANTS MEN'S CLUB HAS 'WE ALL WEAR SUNGLASSES AND ARE SHIRTLESS' DAY. FOR SOME REASON, NANAO-CHAN IS TOTALLY NOT IMPRESSED BECAUSE WHO SHE REALLY WANTED TO SEE WAS RENJI AND HE'S NOT THERE. I'M CONFUSED.

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	misumaru 2008-05-07 11:29 am UTC (link)
	FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT IS IT WITH THE FILLER AND FANTASIZING ABOUT S&M? MAYBE THE FILLER IS SECRETLY WRITTEN BY DERANGED FANGIRLS? :S AS FOR THE NANAO-CHAN THING - MAYBE RENJI IS THE ONLY MEMBER OF THE MEN'S ASSOCIATION TO OWN INTERESTING SUNGLASSES? ~~THAT OR SHE WANTED TO MAP OUT HIS TATTOOS...~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-07 11:55 am UTC (link)
	I AM WILLING TO BET THAT NANAO-CHAN HAS A TATTOO FETISH THAT ONLY RENJI COULD EVER HOPE TO SATISFY. THIS IS HOW SHE'S ABLE TO RESIST SHUNSUI'S MANY CHARMS. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	frostedbasilisk 2008-05-07 11:30 am UTC (link)
	CRACKFILLERS ARE THE BEST KIND. I MIGHT HAVE TO WATCH IT IF IT WAS CRACKY. AND I ALWAYS WONDER WHY THEY LET THESE PEOPLE INTO THE HIGH SCHOOL ... SERIOUSLY THEY LET BOTH HITSU AND MATSU IN THERE AND NEITHER OF THEM LOOK LIKE HIGH SCHOOL KIDS BUT THAT'S OK I GUESS (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-07 11:57 am UTC (link)
	KARAKURA HIGH SCHOOL IS APPARENTLY JUST A REVOLVING DOOR. ANYBODY WHO FEELS LIKE WEARING THE UNIFORM CAN BE A STUDENT, AND AS LONG AS YOU HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE (LIKE, MY PHONE IS BEEPING) YOU CAN LEAVE CLASS FOR HOWEVER LONG YOU WANT. THE JAPANESE EDUCATION SYSTEM HAS REALLY GONE DOWNHILL. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	r0ck3tsci3ntist 2008-05-07 12:12 pm UTC (link)
	OOOOOH THE OMAKE SOUNDS GOOD, DESPITE UNIMPRESSED NANAO. ^____^ (THOUGH I FEEL A SIMILAR DISAPPOINTMENT AT THE LACK OF SHIRTLESS RENJI) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-07 12:28 pm UTC (link)
	SHIRTLESS IBA WAS QUITE UPSET THAT SHE WASN'T TAKEN WITH HIM. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	zelha 2008-05-07 12:29 pm UTC (link)
	CHAD: ::LOOKS LIKE HE BELONGS ON EASTER ISLAND:: OH. MY. GOD. ALSO, WTF WITH THE PRINCESS? MY BEST GUESS IS THAT THEY RIPPED THE SHIPPUUDEN MOVIE AND GOT THEIR FILLER IDEAS FROM IT. D: AND LOL AT THE OMAKE. A NEW SHIP IS BORN! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-07 01:04 pm UTC (link)
	I CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW WRONG THEY GOT HIS PROFILE WRONG. BUT IT WAS AWFUL AND HORRIBLE. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	captainlilith 2008-05-07 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	TESSA: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHG. RUKIA: HMM. THOUGHT PROVOKING. MOST EXCELLENT. YOU HAVE CERTAINLY STARTED OFF MY MORNING WITH A CHUCKLE, SIR, OR PERHAPS SEVERAL. I'M STILL NOT CONVINCED I SHOULD ACTUALLY WATCH ANY OF THIS, HOWEVER. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-07 01:21 pm UTC (link)
	IS HIS NAME EVEN TESSA? I TOTALLY BLANKED ON IT AND WROTE IN THE FIRST THING THAT CAME INTO MY MIND. THE BIG DUDE WITH THE CORN ROWS. IS HE TESSA? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-07 01:36 pm UTC (link)
	WHAT THE CRAP IS THAT OMAKE ABOUT? WHY ARE THEY ALL SHIRTLESS AND WEARING GLASSES? BECAUSE THEY'RE TRYING TO BE DAMN MANLY OR SOMETHING? THEY'RE ALL TRYING TO SEDUCE NANAO-CHAN AND FAILING? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	sister_phoenix 2008-05-07 01:24 pm UTC (link)
	THIS FILLER BECOMES MORE DEPRESSING BY THE MINUTE. BUT THE RECAP MADE UP FOR IT. XDXD I WANNA KNOW WHAT TYPE OF ILLEGAL THINGS ARE THOSE ANIMATORS SMOKING. SEEMS LIKE A GOOD TRIP FILLED WITH EASTER ISLAND!CHADS AND ANIMATION RAEP. CURSE YOUR AMAZING SKILL OF LULZ..I SHOULD BE STUDYING NAO. ;_; (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-07 01:38 pm UTC (link)
	STUDYING? WHY STUDY WHEN YOU CAN FROLIC, CAVORT AND PLAY? AND YEAH, IT HAD SOME MOMENTS OF QUALITY ANIMATION, BUT OVERALL IT WAS ABOUT 70% INSANITY. I FIND THAT MORE INTERESTING THAN WATCHING RUKIA DIE ABOUT SEVEN TIMES BECAUSE THEY JUST CAN'T STOP FLASHING BACK TO IT. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	orphan_ann 2008-05-07 01:29 pm UTC (link)
	THIS IS JUST... RIDICULOUS. I THINK I'LL ACTUALLY WATCH IT. RATHER THIS THAN FIGHTING, ANYWAY. ICHIGO: MAN, IT'S HARD TO HAVE A PRINCESS LIVE NEXT TO YOU. SHE'S ALWAYS FORMING ALLIANCES WITH FOREIGN COUNTRIES AND CRAP. YESTERDAY THE BELGIANS WERE HANGING AROUND LIKE ALL DAY. NOW ALL OF MY CLOTHES SMELL LIKE WAFFLES. I SO HOPE THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-07 01:40 pm UTC (link)
	IT IS MY GREATEST HOPE THAT INSTEAD OF A STUPID STORYLINE ABOUT 'OH NO, HOLLOWS AND A CRAPPY VILLIAN ARE COMING FOR THE PRINCESS!' THAT THE STORYLINE IS 'WACKY POLITICAL HIJINX.' (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	abandonreality 2008-05-07 02:07 pm UTC (link)
	ICHIGO: I LOVE WAKING UP. ISSHIN: ::JUMPS INTO ICHIGO'S ROOM THROUGH THE WINDOW VIA A TRAMPOLINE, THEN LEAPS BACK OUT THROUGH THE PANE OF GLASS:: ICHIGO: THAT WAS ODDER THAN USUAL. PRETTY MUCH DESCRIBES THE WHOLE FILLER SO FAR... EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO CLEAN THE DRINK OFF MY SCREEN FROM SPORFLING. Edited at 2008-05-07 02:08 pm UTC (Reply to this)

	raptorix 2008-05-07 02:08 pm UTC (link)
	WOO! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS EPISODE! VERY UNHAPPY HER NAME IS KASUMI... I HAVE AN ORIGINAL COMIC CHARACTER NAMED KASUMI, ~~AND I RECENTLY LEARNED JAPANESE POKEMON MISTY'S NAME IS KASUMI SO NOW I'M SO SAD I MIGHT HAVE TO RENAME MY CHARACTER.~~ AND ANY EPISODE WITH ISSHIN ANTICS IS A GOOD EPISODE. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	gogosama 2008-05-07 02:31 pm UTC (link)
	YAY FOR BONDAGE. ...BOO FOR FILLERS. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-08 06:04 am UTC (link)
	OTHER OPTIONS FOR THINGS IN SNACKS: ANKO. RICE. GREEN TEA. SADNESS. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-08 06:05 am UTC (link)
	LISTEN, THIS EPISODE IS SO BAD IT SWINGS AROUND TO BEING AWESOME AGAIN. IT MIGHT BE WORTH A WATCH, IT'S THAT CRACK-FILLED. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sometime_usagi 2008-05-07 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	KEIGO: OH GOD I BROKE MY ME ON CHAD'S GIANT CHEST. KEIGO MAKES ME LOL. AND WHO KNEW ORIHIME WAS SO READ UP ON S/M PRACTICES? GO FORTH AND TORTURE ICHIGO - MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE THE LITTLE GIRL HE IS!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-08 06:05 am UTC (link)
	KEIGO MAKES US ALL LOL. EVERY TIME A MACRO IS MADE, A KEIGO GETS HIS WINGS. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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	dougras 2008-05-08 06:07 am UTC (link)
	WAIT, I'M "SIR" DOUGRAS NOW? WHO GAVE ME A KNIGHTHOOD? WHAT ORDER DO I BELONG TO? DO I HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO USE A SWORD? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	unhako_neko 2008-05-07 03:06 pm UTC (link)
	OH HOW I MISS BELGIAN WAFFLES. I HAVE TO WATCH THIS NOW, MAINLY FOR THE TANTALISING HINT OF WAFFLES, BUT ALSO FOR THE CRACK. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-08 06:08 am UTC (link)
	WAFFLES ARE ANOTHER THING YOU CANNOT GET IN JAPAN. I SUPPOSE SOMEWHERE THEY SELL A WAFFLE IRON, BUT IT PROBABLY COSTS $100 AND I'M NOT SHELLING THAT KIND OF CASH OUT FOR A WAFFLE IRON, NO MATTER HOW DELICIOUS THEY MAY BE. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	conjure_lass 2008-05-07 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	... WHU? SO WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME IS THIS EPISODE HAD ALMOST NO PLOT AND SERVED ALMOST NO PURPOSE WHATSOEVER. SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTT! THAT'S WHAT MAKES A FILLER ARK GREAT! THOUGH I ABOUT FELL OVER WHEN YOU SAID THAT THE BLONDE LITTLE GIRL FROM THE OPENING ISN'T REALLY...LITTLE. SHE GOES TO HIGH SCHOOL? WHAT FUCKERY IS THIS???!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-08 06:09 am UTC (link)
	NO PLOT. UTTER NONSENSE. LIKE THAT EPISODE WHERE IKKAKU COACHED THE BOYS' KENDO TEAM. WHICH WAS AN AWESOME EPISODE BECAUSE IT WAS NOTHING BUT CRACK. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gully_moe 2008-05-07 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	LOL I LOVE YOU. NOW I WANT TO SEE THIS EPISODE BECAUSE OF THIS. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-08 06:14 am UTC (link)
	THIS EPISODE DESERVES A VIEW BECAUSE IT'S JUST THAT AWESOMELY BAD. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	deimagnetism 2008-05-07 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	CRACK IS A GOOD THING. D8 AND NOW I WANT WAFFLES AND PORK RINDS.... WHAT A STRANGE COMBINATION, INDEED. I FEAR WHAT IT SHALL TASTE LIKE. (ON A SIDE NOTE, I AM VERY GLAD THIS PLACE IS ACTIVE AGAIN. THE PROLONGED SILENCE HAD ME PARANOID.) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dougras 2008-05-08 06:15 am UTC (link)
	THERE WAS NO EPISODE DURING GOLDEN WEEK, SO THEY COULD SHOW SOME CRAPPY SPECIAL ON TV THAT WAS CRAPPY. PEOPLE VISITING HOTELS AND CRAP. THEY SHOW THESE SHOWS ON TV EVERY SINGLE DAY SO I DON'T SEE WHY THEY NEEDED MORE OF THEM FOR GOLDEN WEEK, BUT THEY DID. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	darylchan 2008-05-07 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	DUDE. SO NOT WATCHING THE ACTUAL EPISODE, BUT THAT OMAKE...SMA = ULTIMATE WIN. (Reply to this) (Thread)