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DON'T HATE US CUZ YOU AIN'T US

OR CUZ THE KILLERS OFFICIALLY LOVE US

Created on 2006-08-29 17:59:51 (#11025729), last updated 2009-07-18

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Name:I'VE GOT BLOW BUT I'M NOT A BLOWJOB
Membership:Moderated
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[NOW AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT]


[OFFICIAL: TED LOVES US AND WE LOVE HIM TOO.]



BANNER DESIGNED BY MEMBER [info]karmadownurgun


HAY THIS IS A CAPSLOCK COMMUNITY FOR THE KILLERS. IT WAS INSPIRED BY [info]capslock_house. THERE ARE SOME RULES THAT YOU SHOULD READ BEFORE YOU JOIN SO THAT YOU DON'T LOOK STUPID WHEN YOU BREAK ONE. BUT FIRST:

IF YOU BREAK A RULE YOU WILL HAVE TO...
POST KILLERS PICTURES AS PENANCE. IF YOU BREAK RULE #9 YOU HAVE TO POST AN ENTRY WITH REALLY GOOD PENANCE WHICH WILL BE DECIDED BY THE MODS IF IT MEETS QUALIFICATIONS OR BE B&.

IT SHOULD ALSO BE KNOWN:

SAT·IRE
-NOUN 1. THE USE OF IRONY, SARCASM, RIDICULE, OR THE LIKE, IN EXPOSING, DENOUNCING, OR DERIDING VICE, FOLLY, ECT.


~*THE RULES*~
1. READ THE COMMUNITY NAME. CAPSLOCK ALL THE TIME! ENTRIES AND COMMENTS. NO SHIFT KEY, No TyPiNg LiKe ThIs, NO LOWERCASE. THIS IS CALLED A CAPSLOCK COMMUNITY FOR A REASON! YOU MAY QUOTE OR POST CONVERSATIONS OR ARTICLES IN NON-CAPSLOCK, AS LONG AS THERE IS SOME SELF WRITTEN CAPSLOCK IN THE ENTRY. IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE THAT THIS HAPPENS EVERY NOW AND THEN BUT IF IT KEEPS HAPPENING YOU WILL BE B& AND GIVEN A NIFTY GRAPHIC.

2. BRANDON, DAVE, RONNIE, MARK, AND TED ARE ALL FREE GAME. IF YOU WANT TO BASH BRANDON'S GAY FACIAL HAIR IN AN ENTRY THEN GO AHEAD. WANT TO CALL MARK A SCARY WOODSMAN THEN FEEL FREE.

3. NO TAKING OFFENSE WHEN YOUR ~*FAVORITE MEMBER*~ GETS BASHED. THAT WOULD BE TAKING THIS AS SERIOUS BUSINESS WHICH APPLIES TO RULE #9

4. IF YOU SEE SOMETHING INTERESTING, SUSPICIOUS, OR LULZY, THEN TAKE A SCREENCAP!

DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE A SCREENCAP? IT'S VERY SIMPLE.

- LOCATE THE PRINT SCREEN BUTTON ON YOUR COMPUTER AND PRESS IT. THEN OPEN MS PAINT, PAINTSHOP PRO, OR PHOTOSHOP AND PASTE THE PHOTO INTO THE PROGRAM BY SELECTING PASTE AND THEN SAVE.
- POST IT HERE.

SUSPICIOUS MEANS LIKE SOMETHING THAT CATCHES YOUR INTEREST BUT YOU KNOW IT COULD BE TAKEN DOWN BEFORE OTHERS GET THE CHANCE TO SEE IT.

5. CURSING IS ENCOURAGED.

6. DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS THAT YOU CAN FIND THE ANSWER TO ON TKN. THAT GETS BORING. THERE IS AN FAQ YOU MAY READ HERE.

7. LJ-CUTS ARE NO FUN SO DON'T USE THEM UNLESS THE PHOTO IS REALLY HUGE OR NSFW. YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO DETERMINE THAT FOR YOUR SELF.

8. NO SQUEES, HEADDESKS, ECT. THIS GOES THE SAME FOR REPLYING TO AN ENTRY WITH "FIRST" AND USING *'S FOR ACTIONS LIKE: *IS STUPID*

9. IF ARTICLES ABOUT BRANDON BASHING A BAND LIKE FALLOUT BOY OR PANIC AT THE DISCO ARE POSTED YOU CAN NOT DISAGREE WITH HIM AND SAY FALLOUT AND PANIC ARE THE SHIT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT. THIS RULE IS AN EXCEPTION FOR [info]mmroww EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE GROSS. THERE ARE SPECIAL GUIDELINES TO BREAKING THIS RULE THAT YOU NEED TO READ ABOVE.

10. DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. IF WE WERE SERIOUS BUSINESS WE'D BE ON TKN.

11. AND FROM NOW ON, IF YOUR POST SUCKS, YOU WILL BE GETTING THIS BEAUTY SPAMMED IN YOUR POST. THIS COMMUNITY USED TO BE GOLDEN AND IT'S SLOWLY GETTING BACK TO THAT POINT BUT WE NEED TO WEED OUT THE SHITTY POSTS. -JACKIE/[info]ivyleague

THINGS THAT ARE AWESOME FOR THE COMMUNITY:

1. MSPAINTS. THIS MEANS PICTURES THAT YOU CREATED USING MSPAINT EITHER BY ALTERING ONE ALREADY TAKEN LIKE: THIS OR YOU CAN DRAW ONE YOURSELF LIKE: THIS. IF YOUR COMPUTER DOES NOT HAVE MSPAINT THEN YOU CAN USE PHOTOSHOP OR PAINTSHOP PRO AS LONG AS YOU DON'T USE ANY CRAP TO MAKE IT FANCY LIKE BRUSHES. HAND DRAWN ONLY!

2. SLASH IS WELCOMED AND ENCOURAGED.

3. POSTING KILLERS MUSIC LIKE B-SIDES AND LIVE STUFF BUT IF YOU DO THIS THEN YOU MUST USE A FRIENDS LOCK.

4. POSTING NEW PICTURES OR YOUR CONCERT PHOTOS. THIS GOES THE SAME FOR PERSONAL CONCERT STORIES.

5. TAGGING YOUR ENTRIES SO STUFF IS EASIER TO FIND. IF YOU POST A PICTURE(S) THEN TAG IT PICTURES OR IF YOU POST MUSIC THEN TAG IT MP3S.

DON'T JOIN IF
-YOU PLAN ON JUST POSTING AN ENTRY SAYING WE ARE ASSHOLES AND PRAISE TKN. AUTOMATIC B& WITHOUT THE GRAPHIC. YOUR LOSS.
-REALLY HATE THE KILLERS. THIS IS NOT A COMMUNITY FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE THE KILLERS. IT'S A COMMUNITY FOR KILLERS FANS WHO LOVE CAPSLOCK, THE KILLERS, AND WHO CAN TAKE A JOKE. AGAIN WE ARE NOT SERIOUS BUSINESS.
-YOU ARE A TKN'ER AND PLAN ON SPYING ON US. GTFO.

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"WE'RE IN UR MUSIC MAGAZINES CAPSLOCKING UR FAVORITE MUSICIANS." ~[info]karmadownurgun




HOW TO JOIN OUR CAPSCHAT


[info]panda0431 (11:16:54 PM):
SOMEBODY TOLD ME
[info]ivyleague (11:16:54 PM)
:
SOMEBODY TOLD ME?!??!!
[info]ally525 (11:16:54 PM):
SOMEBODY TOLD ME?



TRUE TESTIMONIALS BY MEMBERS
[info]ivyleague - A BULLET IN YOUR WHAT!?!?
[info]ally525 - WHAT THE FUCK IS CAPS_THEKILLERS ANYWAY
[info]juktmicronics - CAPS_THEKILLERS IS PROOF THAT THERE ARE, IN FACT, GIRLS ON THE INTERNET.
[info]capslock_emily - THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET ANGRY. AND NO ONE WANTS TO MESS WITH THIS.
[info]flowersgeek_1 - REALLY ~**GHEY~*~*. WOULD ROFLOLMAO AGAIN.
[info]karmadownurgun - CAPS_THEKILLERS TAUGHT ME HOW TO LAUGH, HOW TO LOVE AND HOW TO GROW A STACHE TO LOOK MORE ~*~*~MATURE~*~*~ AND LESS GHEY.
[info]peruvianjew - CAPS_THEKILLERS TAUGHT ME THAT GIRLS CAN BE FUNNY! OH AND THAT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT STARES AT RONNIE'S BULGE.
[info]cristi_is_here - ME AND CAPS_THEKILLERS DO IT IN THE MEN'S ROOM
[info]salad_lord - IF I'D HAD CAPS_THEKILLERS WHEN I WAS IN MIDDLE/HIGH SCHOOL, PEOPLE MIGHT NOT HAVE TRIED BEATING ME UP EVERY WEEK. BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO FIGHT SOMEONE WHO JUST KEEPS SCREAMING AT YOU.
[info]samakazaam - I WON A HULA HOOP CONTEST IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND THE KILLERS ARE OKAY TOO I GUESS
[info]underthemirror - CAPS_THEKILLERS MAKES THE BEST LMAONADE EVAR. WOULD DRINK AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN.
[info]mandymuffin - CAPS_THEKILLERS FELT MY BONES IN THE AIRPORT BATHROOM.
[info]squeaky_meese - CTK IMPROVED MY SEX LIFE...THNX T-BONE!!
[info]dunbar8 - IF CAPS_THEKILLERS GIVES YOU AN ERECTION LASTING FOR MORE THAN 4 HOURS, PLEASE SEEK IMMEDIATE MEDICAL HELP.
[info]warehouseparty - CAPS_THEKILLERS: THEY'RE NOT YOUR LEVEL HOE SO GET TO STEPPIN'
[info]citizenerased_7 - CAPS_THEKILLERS IS MY HOMEBOY
[info]sparklyjames - CAPS_THEKILLERS RAPED ME WITH MARK STOERMER AND I LOVED EVERY BIT OF IT
[info]radiofreerory - I LIKE THE KILLERS, BUT I'M NOT GAY

AFILLIATES
[info]capslock_friday - TGIF
[info]capslock_house - ALL HOUSE M.D. ALL CAPS.
[info]capslock_spn - CAPSLOCK FOR SUPERNATURAL, THE BEST SHOW THE CW HAS ON.
[info]capslock_muse - CAPSLOCK FOR MUSE, ANOTHER AWESOME BAND
[info]capslock_u2 - AS IF U2 WASN'T CAPSLOCK ENOUGH TO BEGIN WITH
[info]capslock_lost - THE MOST CAPSLOCK SHOW ON TV!
[info]capslockjustice - JUSTICE (THE FOX DRAMA) IS SERVED...CAPSLOCK STYLE.
[info]ruflowers - BEFORE THAT NIGHT IN TULSA, THERE WAS RUFLOWERS.
[info]caps_japan - SUPAH KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!11^_______^ ~DESU
[info]thekillers - THE COMMUNITY FOR KILLERS FANS WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND THE COOLNESS OF CAPSLOCKING.
[info]ihasaflowers - POST YOUR KILLERS MACROS HERE


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